I'm a fat, lazy pig and men would rather have sex with pictures on the internet than with me...ask me a question.

How does a pig use the computer?

Oink oink

When you open your legs does a moist funky odor waft up?

why don't you try to lose weight?

Actually, that is how my boyfriend makes me feel. Anyhow.

caught your boyfriend/ Husband looking at porn?
Now you're mad/ depressed?


Calm down...

Can we see a picture?

Are you are made up of atleast 50%bacon? If so id eat you

He prefers it. Limp dick for me.

Get off the couch and fix him a sammich, and yourself 6.8 grams of lettuce. He's hungry after whacking off to hot skinny girls.

I'm sure he is.

But he doesn't like my Facebook.

Pictures are so 90's. We have live cams these days.

I know. I'm learning to appreciate the cute men on cams.

Your attitude, currently, is predictable.
Stop assuming it is girls he's looking at.
Start assuming it is the act being portrayed.

Figure that out? and poof your self loathing disappears.

Women can have many looks, and still be sexy.

Sexy comes from attitude and confidence.

As a woman, you should understand the appeal of confidence.

Makes men AWFUL in bed. They become lazy. Wonder why?

He refuses to tell me what he is into to.

i'm the OP of this thread. I love BBW.


Thread: I LOVE THE FAT GIRLS ON THE LEFT SIDE OF THE PAGE!!!

Well, either you have yourself a moron who is also a coward. Or you are not speaking his language.

Kind of up to you to figure out.

Another thought is: Don't wait for him to tell you.. Take the reigns and explore.

Just a thought.

then you should assume that he is into TOMATOES. tell him your uncle called and said to move the TOMATO PLANTS INSIDE.

see what he does.

I tried doing that. And I got tired of me being the only one spicing things up.

Can you choke down a whole Summer Sausage in one quaff?

If he doesn't tell you what hes into and your a big girl, use your size to dominate him. Tie him up and tease him to death.

Nothing like the weight of a big girl bouncing on you.

;-)

After you've teased him to death maybe he will crawl on his knees to you.

Confident cocky women turn me on, lame girly girls don't.

Hilary...is that you?

Yer a guy. Have you tried homo men? They might like you OP.

Yes sir. I can.

Very female mister.