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Jesus said "I saw satan fall like Barack Hussein" - Luke 10:18

 
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Jesus said "I saw satan fall like Barack Hussein" - Luke 10:18
Luke 10:18 "And Jesus said to them, 的 saw Satan fall like lightning from heaven."

Jesus spoke ancient Arabic (Pre-Islamic Aramaic).

When Jesus said 的 saw Satan fall like lightning from heaven", the two words "lightning" and "from" audibly sound eerily similar to the pronunciation "Barack Hussein".

See for yourself.

"lightning"
[link to translate.google.com]

"from"
[link to translate.google.com]

(click the little listen icon)

Coincidence??

I am sorry that I have not been able to translate the entire scripture.

Matthew 24:27 "..as the lightning comes from the east and shines as far as the west, so will be the coming of the Son of Man"

"as lightning (Barack) comes from the east (Kenya/Philippines) and shines as far as the west (United States), so will be the coming of the Son of Man" (the return of Christ)

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Re: Jesus said "I saw satan fall like Barack Hussein" - Luke 10:18
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Re: Jesus said "I saw satan fall like Barack Hussein" - Luke 10:18
1 - Jesus spoke Aramaic, not arabic.
2 - The words spoken, doesn't sound alike, not even close
3 - You are looking for a horn in the head of a horse
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I'm a Christian. (Thought I'd preface my post with that so you didn't feel as if I was knocking your post)

Jesus spoke Aramaic

Luke was written in Greek.

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Re: Jesus said "I saw satan fall like Barack Hussein" - Luke 10:18
Yes he is the SON of PERDITION...

REVELATION 13 in 2013 is the identification of the Man of Lawlessness..

The MAN of 666

The MAN that brings the ABomination of Desolation..


The Unmasking of the WOLF in Sheep's Clothing

The GREAT DIVIDER


THE GREAT DECEIVER

THE ANTICHRIST....

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Yes he is the SON of PERDITION...

REVELATION 13 in 2013 is the identification of the Man of Lawlessness..

The MAN of 666

The MAN that brings the ABomination of Desolation..


The Unmasking of the WOLF in Sheep's Clothing

The GREAT DIVIDER


THE GREAT DECEIVER

THE ANTICHRIST....

 Quoting: christian


fear
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1 - Jesus spoke Aramaic, not arabic.
2 - The words spoken, doesn't sound alike, not even close
3 - You are looking for a horn in the head of a horse
 Quoting: MaybeTrollingU


Arabic and Aramaic are Semitic languages, both originating in the Middle East. They are linguistically related, with similar vocabulary, pronunciation and grammatical rules

Perhaps I should have been more specific when I stated that Jesus spoke ancient Arabic (pre-Islamic Aramaic), meaning He spoke Aramaic, which Google Translate does not list as translation option.

One look at your avatar and we can see you love to troll.

Shouldn't you be out on the side of the highway somewhere collecting empty pop cans for some malt-beer money and a pack of generics?
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lmao muzzie detect
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the more muzzie learn Bible the more happy am i lmao
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Re: Jesus said "I saw satan fall like Barack Hussein" - Luke 10:18
1 - Jesus spoke Aramaic, not arabic.
2 - The words spoken, doesn't sound alike, not even close
3 - You are looking for a horn in the head of a horse
 Quoting: MaybeTrollingU


Arabic and Aramaic are Semitic languages, both originating in the Middle East. They are linguistically related, with similar vocabulary, pronunciation and grammatical rules

Perhaps I should have been more specific when I stated that Jesus spoke ancient Arabic (pre-Islamic), meaning He spoke Aramaic, which Google Translate does not list as translation option.

One look at your avatar and we can see you love to troll.

Shouldn't you be out on the side of the highway somewhere collecting empty pop cans for some malt-beer money and a pack of generics?
 Quoting: Time's fool


1 - I was not trolling and I'm not trolling now
2 - Arabic and Aramaic have no relation besides the semitic root
Aramaic, was a language spoken in the region of Aram(actual syria). It was spoken in the first millenium in the region between Mesopotamia and Mediterrean, conquered by the Neo-Assyrian Empire.

Aramaic is a dead language, there are a few scholars who can speak it today, but there are no dictionaries or translators whatsoever

3 - I most likelly am richer than you are... so I don't need to collect cans

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Re: Jesus said "I saw satan fall like Barack Hussein" - Luke 10:18
I'm a Christian. (Thought I'd preface my post with that so you didn't feel as if I was knocking your post)

Jesus spoke Aramaic

Luke was written in Greek.
 Quoting: Oldmotherhubbard


That's odd. I just checked my bible. It's written in English, no Greek to be found. That's why I was translating from English to Arabic. What language is your bible written in?

I know it was first written in Greek. But Jesus spoke ancient Arabic (pre-Islamic Aramaic by definition is Arabic)
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1 - Jesus spoke Aramaic, not arabic.
2 - The words spoken, doesn't sound alike, not even close
3 - You are looking for a horn in the head of a horse
 Quoting: MaybeTrollingU


Arabic and Aramaic are Semitic languages, both originating in the Middle East. They are linguistically related, with similar vocabulary, pronunciation and grammatical rules

Perhaps I should have been more specific when I stated that Jesus spoke ancient Arabic (pre-Islamic Aramaic), meaning He spoke Aramaic, which Google Translate does not list as translation option.

One look at your avatar and we can see you love to troll.

Shouldn't you be out on the side of the highway somewhere collecting empty pop cans for some malt-beer money and a pack of generics?
 Quoting: Time's fool


1 - I was not trolling and I'm not trolling now
2 - Arabic and Aramaic have no relation besides the semitic root
Aramaic, was a language spoken in the region of Aram(actual syria). It was spoken in the first millenium in the region between Mesopotamia and Mediterrean, conquered by the Neo-Assyrian Empire.

Aramaic is a dead language, there are a few scholars who can speak it today, but there are no dictionaries or translators whatsoever

3 - I most likelly am richer than you are... so I don't need to collect cans
 Quoting: MaybeTrollingU


Dude, to take a look at your avatar implies that you have a certain level of lower IQ. Go hunt for some cans, mama needs some Old Milwaukee.
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Re: Jesus said "I saw satan fall like Barack Hussein" - Luke 10:18
I'm a Christian. (Thought I'd preface my post with that so you didn't feel as if I was knocking your post)

Jesus spoke Aramaic

Luke was written in Greek.
 Quoting: Oldmotherhubbard


That's odd. I just checked my bible. It's written in English, no Greek to be found. That's why I was translating from English to Arabic. What language is your bible written in?

I know it was first written in Greek. But Jesus spoke ancient Arabic (pre-Islamic Arabic by definition is Aramaic)
 Quoting: Time's fool


Ah, sarcasm, that's my favorite language. Do you always great people with such kindness?


I've studied a bit, mostly Hebrew but I have a love for all things old and it intrigued me so I came to this conclusion.
Aramaic and Arabic can't be translated the same. It had different dialects if you will. Jewish Aramaic was much different than just "Aramaic"

I'm not saying you're wrong OP, and I'm not saying you're right. I don't have all the answers, one day I will, but now- not so much.

We yearn so badly to see the signs that He is returning, that it's almost over. Some of them we miss since we are so busy looking for substantial evidence.
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Re: Jesus said "I saw satan fall like Barack Hussein" - Luke 10:18
im the christ and i could smash obama like smashing a fly on the wall.. really he aint as big and bad as you all make him out to be..
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im the christ and i could smash obama like smashing a fly on the wall.. really he aint as big and bad as you all make him out to be..
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He does attract flies ;no doubt

4 out of 5 speeches
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Re: Jesus said "I saw satan fall like Barack Hussein" - Luke 10:18
Luke 10:18 "And Jesus said to them, 的 saw Satan fall like lightning from heaven."

Jesus spoke ancient Arabic (Pre-Islamic).

When Jesus said 的 saw Satan fall like lightning from heaven", the two words "lightning" and "from" audibly sound eerily similar to the pronunciation "Barack Hussein".

See for yourself.

"lightning"
[link to translate.google.com]

"from"
[link to translate.google.com]

(click the little listen icon)

Coincidence??

I am sorry that I have not been able to translate the entire scripture.

Matthew 24:27 "..as the lightning comes from the east and shines as far as the west, so will be the coming of the Son of Man"

"as lightning (Barack) comes from the east (Kenya/Philippines) and shines as far as the west (United States), so will be the coming of the Son of Man" (the return of Christ)
 Quoting: Time's fool



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Re: Jesus said "I saw satan fall like Barack Hussein" - Luke 10:18
1 - Jesus spoke Aramaic, not arabic.
2 - The words spoken, doesn't sound alike, not even close
3 - You are looking for a horn in the head of a horse
 Quoting: MaybeTrollingU


Arabic and Aramaic are Semitic languages, both originating in the Middle East. They are linguistically related, with similar vocabulary, pronunciation and grammatical rules

Perhaps I should have been more specific when I stated that Jesus spoke ancient Arabic (pre-Islamic), meaning He spoke Aramaic, which Google Translate does not list as translation option.

One look at your avatar and we can see you love to troll.

Shouldn't you be out on the side of the highway somewhere collecting empty pop cans for some malt-beer money and a pack of generics?
 Quoting: Time's fool


1 - I was not trolling and I'm not trolling now
2 - Arabic and Aramaic have no relation besides the semitic root
Aramaic, was a language spoken in the region of Aram(actual syria). It was spoken in the first millenium in the region between Mesopotamia and Mediterrean, conquered by the Neo-Assyrian Empire.

Aramaic is a dead language, there are a few scholars who can speak it today, but there are no dictionaries or translators whatsoever

3 - I most likelly am richer than you are... so I don't need to collect cans
 Quoting: MaybeTrollingU


Dude, to take a look at your avatar implies that you have a certain level of lower IQ. Go hunt for some cans, mama needs some Old Milwaukee.
 Quoting: Time's fool


So, my avatar is more important than what I'm saying, which are true historical facts?
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bump

Yes, my facts are off (a bit). But thank you for up-loading the video. There is truth to the proposed phenomenon.

I wonder how many people will actually watch the video and then argue their vain opinions.
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Re: Jesus said "I saw satan fall like Barack Hussein" - Luke 10:18
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Arabic and Aramaic are Semitic languages, both originating in the Middle East. They are linguistically related, with similar vocabulary, pronunciation and grammatical rules

Perhaps I should have been more specific when I stated that Jesus spoke ancient Arabic (pre-Islamic Aramaic), meaning He spoke Aramaic, which Google Translate does not list as translation option.

One look at your avatar and we can see you love to troll.

Shouldn't you be out on the side of the highway somewhere collecting empty pop cans for some malt-beer money and a pack of generics?
 Quoting: Time's fool


1 - I was not trolling and I'm not trolling now
2 - Arabic and Aramaic have no relation besides the semitic root
Aramaic, was a language spoken in the region of Aram(actual syria). It was spoken in the first millenium in the region between Mesopotamia and Mediterrean, conquered by the Neo-Assyrian Empire.

Aramaic is a dead language, there are a few scholars who can speak it today, but there are no dictionaries or translators whatsoever

3 - I most likelly am richer than you are... so I don't need to collect cans
 Quoting: MaybeTrollingU


Dude, to take a look at your avatar implies that you have a certain level of lower IQ. Go hunt for some cans, mama needs some Old Milwaukee.
 Quoting: Time's fool


So, my avatar is more important than what I'm saying, which are true historical facts?
 Quoting: MaybeTrollingU


Yes. Your handle name and avatar indicate that you have every intention of ridiculing people and inciting controversy. Nothing you say will ever be taken seriously by anyone.

It also implies that you care not for those who unfortunately make your acquaintance online. You neither carry a message of knowledge nor wisdom. You're only a fool running his mouth.
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1 - I was not trolling and I'm not trolling now
2 - Arabic and Aramaic have no relation besides the semitic root
Aramaic, was a language spoken in the region of Aram(actual syria). It was spoken in the first millenium in the region between Mesopotamia and Mediterrean, conquered by the Neo-Assyrian Empire.

Aramaic is a dead language, there are a few scholars who can speak it today, but there are no dictionaries or translators whatsoever

3 - I most likelly am richer than you are... so I don't need to collect cans
 Quoting: MaybeTrollingU


Dude, to take a look at your avatar implies that you have a certain level of lower IQ. Go hunt for some cans, mama needs some Old Milwaukee.
 Quoting: Time's fool


So, my avatar is more important than what I'm saying, which are true historical facts?
 Quoting: MaybeTrollingU


Yes. You handle name and avatar indicate that you have every intention of ridiculing people and inciting controversy. Nothing you say will ever be taken seriously by anyone.

It also implies that you care not for those who unfortunately make your acquaintance online. You neither carry a message of knowledge nor wisdom. You're only a fool running his mouth.
 Quoting: Time's fool


I take that as a compliment! So thank you!
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lmao muzzie detect
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I'm an muslim and my iman teach us from the bible. Says former slaves need to know the bible first.
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1 - Jesus spoke Aramaic, not arabic.
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3 - You are looking for a horn in the head of a horse
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Dude, to take a look at your avatar implies that you have a certain level of lower IQ. Go hunt for some cans, mama needs some Old Milwaukee.
 Quoting: Time's fool


So, my avatar is more important than what I'm saying, which are true historical facts?
 Quoting: MaybeTrollingU


Yes. You handle name and avatar indicate that you have every intention of ridiculing people and inciting controversy. Nothing you say will ever be taken seriously by anyone.

It also implies that you care not for those who unfortunately make your acquaintance online. You neither carry a message of knowledge nor wisdom. You're only a fool running his mouth.
 Quoting: Time's fool


I take that as a compliment! So thank you!
 Quoting: MaybeTrollingU


Still waiting for Skynet to take over the world, coroner-boy?

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