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Lady Gaga to be first ever to perform in outerspace...

 
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Lady Gaga to be first ever to perform in outerspace...
It just gets more weird as days go by.....

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Lady Gaga is making plans to blast off into space, but first she's got to buy a MAJOR life insurance policy.

Movies like The 5th Element and Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century made pop star performances in outer space a fantasy, but Mother Monster is making it a reality.

Lady Gaga is planning to go to infinity and beyond, literally, into outer space in early 2015 on board Virgin Galactic. She will perform just one song during the Zero G Colony music festival at Spaceport America in New Mexico. English billionaire Sir Richard Branson owns Virgin Galactic, the world’s first commercial passenger spaceliner, that Gaga will be taking to outer space.

The pop star will be the first person to perform in space at this historic event that will help promote space travel for Virgin. As Gaga prepares for her venture, she must first take out a ridiculous life insurance policy as a precaution. Gaga is currently undergoing heavy vocal training due to the change in atmospheric conditions during her flight, but Gaga says she'll be ready to perform by the 2015 launch date.

The size of the insurance policy has not been released but is expected to be in the tens of millions of dollars.

Pop singers Justin Bieber, Katy Perry and Lance Bass have all signed up to ride Branson's Virgin Galactic spaceliner as well. Tickets for the ride into outer space are currently on sale for $250,000.
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Re: Lady Gaga to be first ever to perform in outerspace...
If we're lucky, she'll stay there.
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Re: Lady Gaga to be first ever to perform in outerspace...
first she will have to somehow stuff her Penis into it's Vagina.
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Re: Lady Gaga to be first ever to perform in outerspace...
Also the first transgendered freak in space.
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Re: Lady Gaga to be first ever to perform in outerspace...
Well I'm certain performing in space won't make her singing and performance skills any better.

A turd in space might be weightless, but it remains a turd.
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Re: Lady Gaga to be first ever to perform in outerspace...
First, it will have to somehow stuff it's Penis into it's Vagina.
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Fixed it.
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11/07/2013 04:59 PM
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Re: Lady Gaga to be first ever to perform in outerspace...
they are letting us know they have the facilities to survive outside of this planet and they are showing it off to us the best way they know how.

rubbing it in our faces, if you will.

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