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HELP! My Wife thinks I'm Crazy, What do I do?

 
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Use a Tinfoil condom...
 Quoting: Dace


i lol'ed hard at this
:/sdfhasdfshasd/:
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Use a Tinfoil condom...
 Quoting: Dace


cruise
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Join the rest of us happy divorced singles !
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So, I woke up, took the blue pill. Now my wife thinks I'm crazy! What do I do????
 Quoting: Chugiakian


lol

it's the red pill that awakens

but yea, I had the same problem.

I awoke and she didn't.
She wanted to remain a serf.

We divorced 3 yrs ago.
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I know several people who are the same way
 Quoting: shinbone


several people who have spouses who are oblivious of whats going on?

It's like, if my wife doesn't understand me, then whats the point? why try to wake anybody up? why try to discuss this stuff at all?
 Quoting: Chugiakian


My husband used to think I was pretty crazy/paranoid for quite awhile. I asked him one night to please just humor me and watch a movie then I would completely leave it alone. It was Zeitgeist. He started to open his eyes then. He isn't as interested in it as I am but more than once he has actually told me about a "conspiracy" he found interesting. I don't think it would have happened if he hadn't humored me and watched Zeitgeist though.
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Remind your wife that men have 7 TIMES more grey brain matter than chicks and she'll never be able to understand so just go clean something.
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So, I woke up, took the blue pill. Now my wife thinks I'm crazy! What do I do????
 Quoting: Chugiakian


the blue pill is the one sheep take
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49435993


Don't you mean the red pill. The blue pill puts you back to sleep.
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So, I woke up, took the blue pill. Now my wife thinks I'm crazy! What do I do????
 Quoting: Chugiakian


You can make coherent sentences and she can understand you? Then you tell her that you aren't crazy, if she still thinks this, then you call her crazy.

You are using your head and thinking outside the box, in which way is that crazy? The fact that you believe something different or new? That is madness if she believe you are crazy for thinking differently.

You have a brain and so does she, so tell her you are using it. If that makes you crazy then you are a very crazy person and you are not changing.
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Maybe i will max out my credit card on a new hot-tub. Go soak in it with her, spice up our romance and watch the doom go by.
 Quoting: Chugiakian


I know several people who are the same way
 Quoting: shinbone


several people who have spouses who are oblivious of whats going on?

It's like, if my wife doesn't understand me, then whats the point? why try to wake anybody up? why try to discuss this stuff at all?
 Quoting: Chugiakian


hot tub in the living room with big screen tv thats the dreams bro !

now through my life discoveries i realized that some people jsut arent capable to wake up , regardlesss of men and women , they just cant do it, so its up to you and your wisdom and open mindness to accept that some people cant be woken up and not ignore them completly , just accept and change subject , dont talk to them about this , talk aobut sports or whatver you guys usally talked about before your awakening.
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My last wife took me to a shrink. I would not back down. We divorced. I have a new wife who gets it. We are a team. Now ot feels more and more people think like we do. I wonder if my first wife still is asleep. I wish her well. It's rather fun and exciting to be woken up and exchanging ideas and planning for shit. Good luck to you!
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Paranoia does not equate to being awake

hiding
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Remind your wife that men have 7 TIMES more grey brain matter than chicks and she'll never be able to understand so just go clean something.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22889159


Well I guess that makes my husband pretty effing stupid then!!!!
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Don't talk to her like GLP. Remove the sensationalism from your reasoning. No Tomato plants, no panic sex, you have to develop sound reasoning behind preps, and precaution. Really this is sound advice for anyone.

If she's anti-prepping, take her to the fema website. Heck, even the government says you should be prepared.

Do you have kids? If so, you should take the approach of how you want to be the best husband/father/provider you can, and if there's a way to protect your family you're going to take those steps.

Don't bother her with the stress of things you can't change, but give logical reasonable explanation for the things you can. Look at local level things, and how you can do things with your family.

Doom prep can also be a lot of fun. Camping, Hiking, fishing, hunting, gardening, canning, making things from scratch. Take advantage of that, and get her involved in hobbies that lend itself well to being more then just a consumer on antibiotics waiting to get shipped off to the nearest fema camp.
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Use a Tinfoil condom...
 Quoting: Dace


what exactly will this accomplish?
 Quoting: Chugiakian


What WON'T it accomplish??

It will block HAARP transmissions into your privates, preventing premature DOOM.

It will also spice up your love life with role-play...
Tell her it's the Tin-Man and dress up her vagina as Dorothy.

After you wow her with your newly found HAARP-proof endurance....you THEN reveal the true reason.......successfully converting her into a conspiratard.
 Quoting: Dace



This made my entire morning! Thanks for the laugh!lolsign
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just don't make it her problem...
I gave up waking people up 25 years ago....
she might get it if you booze her up and smoke a joint with her...
anyway it only affects her if you bring it up...
ignorance is bliss...
think of how you are dealing with it , look at her and find compassion...
truth is hard to swallow...
she will get it....
go slow
think of it like sex....she's a virgin....
did you try foreplay?
lubrication?
YOU ARE ME
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Women think men are crazy. Men think women are crazy.

What's the problem?
Dirtyboy
Think beyond impossible.
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what did you wake up to?
YOU ARE ME
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Show her you are sane... bring her on a date to GLP.
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remind her that " Insane" is actually in sane....
or, sane inside..
YOU ARE ME
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Dude, if you're just now waking up, you got bigger problems than your wife.
 Quoting: Time's fool


I have been awake for some time now. I know there are bigger problems than just my wife. However, she doesn't want to hear about any of them. She goes about her day as if nothing is going on.
 Quoting: Chugiakian


i'm in the same boat, brother. I don't tell her anything. Just keep filling boxes with goodies, buying long-term food, etc. maxing out our credit cards. she's clueless. she doesnt even want to hear about it
 Quoting: Time's fool


If they are clueless, and don't want to hear about it, how do you keep your sanity?
 Quoting: Chugiakian


And why the hell would you want to keep her around? Say something DOES happen, she will be a liability and probably freak the fuck out. People who are not already awake will never be awake pretty much. They'll deny deny deny until some UN soldier bayonets them.
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I know several people who are the same way
 Quoting: shinbone


several people who have spouses who are oblivious of whats going on?

It's like, if my wife doesn't understand me, then whats the point? why try to wake anybody up? why try to discuss this stuff at all?
 Quoting: Chugiakian

Many, Many in this situation. And believe me that facts won't sway them. But some DO wake up.

Turn OFF the TV - say it's broken.

Get the HDMI wire from the computer to the TV or Blu-Ray

Queu up Youtubes and Netflix instead of CABLE - NO CABLE

Watch certain "movies" via Netflix and youtube.

Hilariously, my best friend now puts the words "conspiracy" or "hoax" in every youtube search.

Found some awesome stuff.

Let them alone. When they are wild-eyed and want to talk - laugh and explain "Welcome to my world!". Then talk.

Newest find

[youtube]
"What are you helping with all this helping?" Buddhist saying
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[link to www.youtube.com]

Stinkin' Google. Stole Youtube. Crap.
"What are you helping with all this helping?" Buddhist saying
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Remind your wife that men have 7 TIMES more grey brain matter than chicks and she'll never be able to understand so just go clean something.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22889159

If my husband said something like that he knows I'd be cleaning the guns.
"What are you helping with all this helping?" Buddhist saying
Chugiakian  (OP)

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11/08/2013 09:42 AM
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So, I woke up, took the blue pill. Now my wife thinks I'm crazy! What do I do????
 Quoting: Chugiakian


the blue pill is the one sheep take
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49435993


my bad, i meant to say "the red pill" ( I fixed it).
tnx
Chugiakian
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I know several people who are the same way
 Quoting: shinbone


several people who have spouses who are oblivious of whats going on?

It's like, if my wife doesn't understand me, then whats the point? why try to wake anybody up? why try to discuss this stuff at all?
 Quoting: Chugiakian


My husband used to think I was pretty crazy/paranoid for quite awhile. I asked him one night to please just humor me and watch a movie then I would completely leave it alone. It was Zeitgeist. He started to open his eyes then. He isn't as interested in it as I am but more than once he has actually told me about a "conspiracy" he found interesting. I don't think it would have happened if he hadn't humored me and watched Zeitgeist though.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 42075153


You give me hope!

Zeitgeist, now that is a movie I haven't seen in a while, thanks!

Look what I found along with it.....


ZEITGEIST: THE MOVIE | 2007 (HD)


[link to www.youtube.com]


Zeitgeist: Addendum (Full Film)


[link to www.youtube.com]
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Remind your wife that men have 7 TIMES more grey brain matter than chicks and she'll never be able to understand so just go clean something.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22889159


OMG!

After our conversation last night, i just looked at her, she got up, went and cleaned the kitchen! ~ LOL
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So, I woke up, took the blue pill. Now my wife thinks I'm crazy! What do I do????
 Quoting: Chugiakian


lol

it's the red pill that awakens

but yea, I had the same problem.

I awoke and she didn't.
She wanted to remain a serf.

We divorced 3 yrs ago.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49638268


Thanks! It was the RED Pill I took (I corrected it).

Not sure I want to go down the "D" rabbit hole.
Chugiakian
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My last wife took me to a shrink. I would not back down. We divorced. I have a new wife who gets it. We are a team. Now ot feels more and more people think like we do. I wonder if my first wife still is asleep. I wish her well. It's rather fun and exciting to be woken up and exchanging ideas and planning for shit. Good luck to you!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 41266891


Teamwork, now there is a novel concept.
Seems like ours in on again/off again.

The only way I got her to start prepping, was by talking about what would we do if an earthquake, or a winter power outage happened.

I met with a Physicist yesterday, who, in my opinion was totally awake! He and I talked about a lot of issues going on, and solutions, but there are not a lot of options us peasants can do to change things.

At least I know that I am not the only one out there who took the RED PILL!
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So, I woke up, took the blue pill. Now my wife thinks I'm crazy! What do I do????
 Quoting: Chugiakian


the blue pill is the one sheep take
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49435993


Don't you mean the red pill. The blue pill puts you back to sleep.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16035931

Yea, my mistake, I edited and fixed it. Sometimes I wish that I could go back to sleep.

Kind of F'ed-up, waking up to find that we have been lied to all these years!
It's like our entire society is one big MKUltra experiment!
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Don't talk to her like GLP. Remove the sensationalism from your reasoning. No Tomato plants, no panic sex, you have to develop sound reasoning behind preps, and precaution. Really this is sound advice for anyone.

If she's anti-prepping, take her to the fema website. Heck, even the government says you should be prepared.

Do you have kids? If so, you should take the approach of how you want to be the best husband/father/provider you can, and if there's a way to protect your family you're going to take those steps.

Don't bother her with the stress of things you can't change, but give logical reasonable explanation for the things you can. Look at local level things, and how you can do things with your family.

Doom prep can also be a lot of fun. Camping, Hiking, fishing, hunting, gardening, canning, making things from scratch. Take advantage of that, and get her involved in hobbies that lend itself well to being more then just a consumer on antibiotics waiting to get shipped off to the nearest fema camp.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23764026



Lol! OK, no more panic sex!

Hot-tub, we can do that together as a family.
Sit back, relax, while watching the police state clamp down even further.
I am liking this idea even more!

Here we go, this is what it will look like......
Me and her in the tub together!!!!




[link to www.youtube.com]
Chugiakian





GLP