On Veterans Day: Obama Admin. Hands Out Pamphlet: “What To Do When The Veteran In Your Classroom Attempts A Mass Shooting”

These douche bags do everything they can to vilify conservatives, veterans, gun owners, guns, free thinking individuals, patriots, Christians, and people who believe in individual freedom.

Every mass shooting I've been reading about it was a wimpy liberal who was to blame.

Last Edited by Hitokiri on 11/12/2013 09:00 AM

Hey!

Thanks for the 1 * normally I just get ignored.

Sorry Wrong thread.
LOL

what a piece of trash

Why did people vote for this clown?

it's so embarrassing that people still support the current administration

Diebold took care of that one

More false flag shootings on the way...

Because he promised free shit! And he's black! Don't you know that it's cool to vote for the black guy! If you don't vote for the black guy your are a racist!

Gregg Keyes · Top Commenter · Merritt Island High School

How about a pamphlet that teaches what to do when a President strives to Divide, Desarm and Destroy a Country? When does that pamphlet come out.


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· 3 hours ago

Wait, what's the source for this "article". Oh, I see, it's The Duffel Blog, as in "The military version of The Onion".

[link to www.duffelblog.com]

Idiots, the lot of ya..

This ^^^. For those that couldn't pick up on the fact that this was satire, I pulled some snippets that should have tipped you off.

The Department of Education is rationalizing the debate by saying there are other pamphlets like “What To Do When The Hispanic In Your Classroom Attempts A Mass Shooting,” “What To Do When The Gay Student In Your Classroom Attempts A Mass Shooting,” and “What To Do When The Special-Needs Child In Your Classroom Attempts A Mass Shooting.”

Really?

Also, veterans generally are past school age. And schools are closed on Veterans Day.

The solution is simple, the Obama administration can unilaterally post Chinese and Russian troops in all of the schools to protect the children from the growing domestic terrorism threat comprised of insane radical right wing extremists and armed veterans.

;)

PROVE IT!

I read the link, and I think -- until proven otherwise -- that anyone who believes this is a total idiot.

"Idiots, the lot of ya."

Too fucking true.

They take everything at face value and then are led by the rings in their collective nose right to the camps.

If they had to look deeper into anything their eyes would burn.

Hell I'm just surprised he didn't relieve a few dozen more commanding officers on Veterans Day...

Is this for real? Someone take a snap of the pamphlet and show it here.....

ya know i really can't blame people for thinking this is a real story. so many of the news articles coming out now-a-days sound like onion articles.
how about, "obama arms terrorists while trying to disarm americans". sounds too damn ludicrous to be true but you know what.....

and the men of dark sentences shall arise...

Hearing something enough becomes one's beliefs. It's why every "talking head" on the pulpit of mass media has the same "talking points". All that they do is repeat the garbage on the news, on talk shows, on discussion panels, write it into storylines and plot lines and make a few films...and voila, this crap becomes people's beliefs.

And yet, how in the heck do millions still repeat that the Bible is brainwashing yet cannot see how it's done to them? Hey people! Every bit of this deceit is discussed in that Book that this mass media pulpit of Satan disses at every opportunity. It's why you needed to be convinced to toss it away in the first place.

Government Pamphlet: ‘What To Do When The Veteran In Your Classroom Attempts A Mass Shooting’

It follows similar instructional products like “What To Do When The Hispanic In Your Classroom Attempts A Mass Shooting,” “What To Do When The Gay Student In Your Classroom Attempts A Mass Shooting,” and “What To Do When The Special-Needs Child In Your Classroom Attempts A Mass Shooting.”

It offers a series of escalating steps, designed to help other students disarm the shooter or prevent serious bodily harm from occurring. Read more:


[link to www.duffelblog.com]



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GLP falling for another case of satire. fucking retards

Sorry, I still think this is either a very sick joke or a bunch of manure. (Probably the former.) The following, which I italicized, is from the link. Does anyone REALLY think that a government pamphlet would use the following words? Again, SHOW ME (embed) a photo of the actual pamphlet, if you want me to believe you.

EXCERPT FROM LINK:

“The first thing is not to panic,” the pamphlet begins. “The fact that this asshole isn’t working for Academi or Triple Canopy probably means he can’t hit the broadside of a barn.”
It offers other helpful tips, such as:

Immediately say that someone needs to volunteer for a working party or to fill in for the Duty NCO. This alone should manage to stop the shooting spree in its tracks as the veteran dives out the window.

Tell the veteran that his stance and grip are incorrect, and that he cannot properly engage targets until he assumes the basic warrior stance and recites the six safety rules.

Immediately yell, “Cease fire! Cease fire! Unload, show clear!” This may buy you a few seconds to exit the room. The PA system usually works best in this situation.

Demand that the veteran produce his range safety officer card; if he can’t, loudly complain that the range is shut down and he can’t fire until tomorrow.

If he somehow does have a range safety card, which may occur if you are facing a crazed range control officer, demand a range safety card from this specific university. You can also slow him down by demanding that he put up a range flag, produce a copy of the order and regulation that allows him to shoot, or get at least one radio check from range control.

Six words: mandatory Operational Risk Management assessment matrix.

Don’t forget to prominently display signs in your classroom requiring a medic or corpsman to be present before any shooting occurs. This will not work if your shooter is a disgruntled medic or corpsman.

Tell him his weapon is disgracefully filthy and he needs to clean it at the armory right away.

If escape is impractical, one of your students should be designated as the Fake Sergeant Major. This student should immediately confront the shooter and demand that he go out into the parking lot and police call cigarette butts.

As a last resort, if the veteran should shoot the fake Sergeant Major, someone should immediately say, “Oh man, the division Sergeant Major is going to be here in an hour. You hide the body while we police call the parking lot for cigarette butts.”

This^ fucking retard OP

ah, that military humor. fecking weird

What a disgrace to those who Served.

How is Veteran Hating working out?

TREASON!

What a disgrace is that retards like YOU cant read. it is a JOKE

It's hard to believe that so few find this hard to believe.

LoL