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Alien anal probing me while abducting me

 
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11/12/2013 08:41 AM
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Alien anal probing me while abducting me
ive been getting abducted since i was a child about as far as i can remember about 8. it starts with some type of paralysis (and no it isn't sleep paralysis). then i try to fight it and i bearly get out of it but whatever it is is strongly putting me back to sleep to keep me paralized. if i win the fight and wake up i have to jump up and get out of bed quick so i don't fall back asleep in that paralized stat. i usually turn on the lights and walk around a little bit. if it wins or i give in it goes away after a few seconds or minutes. it feels like about 20 seconds. it is extremely uncomfortable. i'm so sick and tired of it. nowadays when they do it they stick something in my rectum. i goes in but not all the way in. as much as i try to prevent it it still goes in a little. i've heard it speak to me in my mind while paralised. one time a girl was sleeping next to me and it happened. it said i love you and started laughing. i just need answers. as many as i can get. i happens so much i'm somewhat used to it. someone please help.
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11/12/2013 08:42 AM
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Re: Alien anal probing me while abducting me
and you are complaining because...?
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11/12/2013 08:44 AM
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Re: Alien anal probing me while abducting me
and you are complaining because...?
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Because the alien didn't call him back the next day
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11/12/2013 08:49 AM
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Re: Alien anal probing me while abducting me
Are you sure it's not your uncle? If it's the aliens, just enjoy your experience. A decent anal probe never hurt anyone and not everyone gets to enjoy highly advanced nanopolished anal probes they use these days. Damn those things are smooth and slide without friction. No need for lubrication. It's plug-and-play all the way!

Remember, people even pay to get anally probed by a professional hooker or doctor.
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11/12/2013 08:51 AM

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Research psychic self protection and learn to create a safe space around yourself while you sleep. Right now, you are probably attracting the negatives with your energy. You need to learn how to repel the negative and attract the good higher beings that will protect you. Also, study about guardian angels and start getting to know yours. They will help you if you ask. But they cannot interfere in your life if you don't ask, even when something bad happens. Ask them to protect you at night and keep all negative entities away from you.

It works. I speak from experience myself. Gather your allies. They are there, waiting for you to ask.
"Arrows of hate have been shot at me too, but they never hit me, because somehow they belonged to another world, with which I have no connection whatsoever." - Albert Einstein
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11/12/2013 08:51 AM

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Re: Alien anal probing me while abducting me
I'm sorry, OP

sideways:bufu:
"We shall not cease from exploration, and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the first time." - T. S. Eliot
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11/12/2013 08:52 AM
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Re: Alien anal probing me while abducting me
Use ky lube it up for the little grey pervert
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11/12/2013 09:29 AM
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Re: Alien anal probing me while abducting me
Did you squeal like a pig?


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11/12/2013 09:36 AM

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Re: Alien anal probing me while abducting me
Should have got a trunk monkey.
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11/12/2013 09:38 AM

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