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Yet ANOTHER study proving semen is the magic elixir for ladies

 
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In Baruya culture, there is a secret ritual in which boys give fellatio to young males and drink their semen, in order to “re-engender themselves prior to marriage”. Among the Sambia people of Papua New Guinea, beginning at age seven all males regularly submit to oral penetration by adolescents in a six-stage initiation process, as the Sambia believe that regular ingestion of an older boy’s semen is necessary for a prepubescent youth to achieve sexual maturity and masculinity. By the time he enters mid-puberty he in turn participates in passing his semen on to younger males.

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It's not a study. It's a servay. There is no evadance to prove this. Also that would mean that if it would be the same for men ingesting jizz.
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dance


I'm sure a few guys are lining up.
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It's not a study. It's a servay. There is no evadance to prove this. Also that would mean that if it would be the same for men ingesting jizz.
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it is the same

the nutrients in semen work for both
women and men

however, if you find yourself stranded
in a life boat

semen can sustain you for at least 14 days
without water

even if it is your own semen

that's a fact
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My uncle who got me the Oozinator always wants me to ooze all over my own face over and over while he records it with his new handy-cam… Sometimes he likes me to hit myself in the face with it. I wish i never got this stupid oozinator now. I am confused.
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Hello
Please download "Anabolic cumshots" # 13 torrent and see for yourself that it is true!
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Disgusting, would you let a man stick his prick in your mouth and come, no, I thought not. Why the fuck do you think we would like it too. GROSS!!!!!
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Is that you dear?
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beat me to it
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It's not a study. It's a servay. There is no evadance to prove this. Also that would mean that if it would be the same for men ingesting jizz.
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it is the same

the nutrients in semen work for both
women and men

however, if you find yourself stranded
in a life boat

semen can sustain you for at least 14 days
without water

even if it is your own semen

that's a fact
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21087217


So you may have to suck a mans dick to live?
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My parents are strongly against playing with my oozinator alone, they want me to know a someone first and WAIT a while till I can use my oozinator. I thought this was stupid so I often lock my door and play with my oozinator alone. I also get with my buddies and friends, and we play with our oozinators together when we leave the house. And sometimes, we get on the computer or read magazines to help us learn how to shoot ooze betterAfterwards, we go around, oozing everyone in town. Everyone loves our ooze! They also like the gun, and often want to play with it too! We’re nice, so we often let them ooze us, too.. BUT MAKE SURE YOUR PARENTS DON’T CATCH YOU PLAYING WITH YOUR OOZINATOR. They say it’s unnatural, but we just want to have fun!”
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“One of the best innovations in group fun since the sleepover. I tested this toy out with some of my best girlfriends, and they all enjoyed being splattered with ooze. The only downside is your hand gets a might tired after pumping your gun during long durations, so be sure to have a friend to help you pump it out. Once I had pretended the gun was stuck, and had my friend pump it while the nozzle was pointed at her face. She gave it a cock and was disdained to find her face covered in ooze! Some got in her mouth and she choked on it, she swallowed some but said it tasted kinda salty. I wouldn’t recomment swallowing it, but it’s non-toxic, so it won’t kill you to try.”
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I’m not sure if any one else is having this problem with their Oozinator but mine developed sores and started to flake. It also started to turn redish and became itchy to hold. I usually pump my Oozinator with much force while tightening the belt around my neck but now it just hurts to hold the Oozinator. I asked my wives if it seemed a little odd looking and they had a conserned look on there 13 year old faces. My Oozinator usually shoots out the 10 ounces of Goo its supose to, but now it sprays a vibrant red mist wich is starting to concern me. So I went to Toys-R-Us where I first discovered the Oozinator in the kids area and ask the clerk if they could check my Oozinator. I wipped it out and 3 employees vomited at the site. I never got my money back and am now righting from a prison cell. Good news is my cell-mate loves my Oozinator and I cry my self to sleep…..thank you Oozinator!?”
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This is probably the tenth study I've stumbled upon over....semen
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That says more about you and your in the closet semen worshipping than anything else.

You dont "stumble" upon stuff like this, you search for it because you have an unhealthy obsession about it. Just come out of the closet already.
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Wow, I honestly feel bad for women who consider oral sex as "gross". It just proves that they have never truly been aroused and completely satisfied sexually . And I mean to the purest form of exstacy , which between consenting adults knocks down all inhibitions and strengthens trust even more .
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right on brother hf
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My Weiner is Ready... Any Ladies interested in getting healthy?

dance
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I'm sure a few guys are lining up.
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cruise
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So you may have to suck a mans dick to live?
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it has been done before

survivor stories from shipwrecks
and plane crashes

but hey, you don't have to,
you can die in 3 days without
fresh water

it's your choice
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11/14/2013 01:39 PM
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The author of the article Eddie Wrenn is jew, so... what do you expect. You are naive to believe everything that is written, especially in a newspaper like Daily Mail.
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11/14/2013 01:42 PM
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The author of the article Eddie Wrenn is jew, so... what do you expect. You are naive to believe everything that is written, especially in a newspaper like Daily Mail.
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it's not just daily mail
saying it

it's universities, doctors,
scientists, survival instructors,
and a Russian female named
Ivano Sletvana who is a dietician
and female and many others
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So you may have to suck a mans dick to live?
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it has been done before

survivor stories from shipwrecks
and plane crashes

but hey, you don't have to,
you can die in 3 days without
fresh water

it's your choice
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21087217


so i could live two weeks sucking dick?
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what does it do if a guy swallows

will he be happy to
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natures birth control
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so i could live two weeks sucking dick?
 Quoting: TheyWalkAmongUs


don't know about you personally

but others have

a pilot was shot down in the Pacific
during the battle of Midway

he survived 12 days on his own semen
while laying on a floating piece of
aircraft wing
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It's not a study. It's a servay. There is no evadance to prove this. Also that would mean that if it would be the same for men ingesting jizz.
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For the hundredth time this is one study of many that says the same thing. Try reading the thread.

And no it's not the same for guys. The hormones in men's sperm matches up perfectly with what the female body needs. Not true with men.
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we had a woman athlete who before races, gave a blow-job to her physio to have more energy in the race :)
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Re: Yet ANOTHER study proving semen is the magic elixir for ladies
For the hundredth time this is one study of many that says the same thing. Try reading the thread.

And no it's not the same for guys. The hormones in men's sperm matches up perfectly with what the female body needs. Not true with men.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28933745


OP
i hate to disagree with ya
but maybe you should read your own thread too.

semen contains

ascorbic acid (vitamin C, for tissue maintenance)
blood-group antigens (from immune system)
calcium (mineral)
chlorine (oxidizing agent)
cholesterol (steroid alcohol present in body fluids)
chlorine (base, part of the vitamin B complex)
citric acid (occurs during cellular metabolism)
creatine (nitrogenous substance found in muscle)
deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA)
fructose (sugar used for energy)
glutathione (peptide amino acid)
Glycoproteins (cancer fighting agent)
hyaluronidase (enzyme)
inositol (sugar found in muscles)
lactic acid (byproduct of muscle use)
magnesium (mineral)
nitrogen (gas found in all living tissue)
phosphorus (mineral)
prostaglandins (good for pregnancy)
potassium (mineral)
purine (compound of uric acid)
pyrimidine (organic base)
pyruvic acid (formed from either glucose or glycogen)
selenium (cancer fighting agent)
sodium (salt)
sorbitol (body alcohol)
spermidine (catalytic enzyme)
spermine (ammonia compound found in sperm)
urea (from urine)
uric acid (from urine)
vitamin B12 (for proper function of nervous system and metabolism)
zinc (mineral)

posted on page 4 with link

this is good for men as well as women
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we had a woman athlete who before races, gave a blow-job to her physio to have more energy in the race :)
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an energy protein drink

absolutely
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Quoted from article: "Oral sex is good for women's health and makes you feel happier, according to a study which studied the effects of semen's 'mood-altering chemicals'.

The State University of New York study - which scientists carried out via survey rather than through practical experiment - compared the sex lives of 293 females to their mental health."

This is probably the tenth study I've stumbled upon over the last couple years, all unequivocally proving the same facts: that women need to ingest or absorb semen from their mate to be happier and more balanced. I didn't say happy, I said HAPPIER.

Here is the article in full: [link to www.dailymail.co.uk]

It also coincides with the famously unpinned and disturbingly painful thread here: Thread: Women absorb and carry living DNA and cells from every male they have sexual intercouse with
That shows how sperm is also a powerful quotient for ladies.

Other studies have proven that swallowing the magic elixir also stops morning sickness in pregnant women. Helps improve complexion, and balances out neurotic tendencies.

So there you have it ladies. Down the hatch. Just don't have too many guys cause that just ain't healthy.
 Quoting: Chugalug 28933745


and pissing on my mans feet cures atheletes foot but I think he'd rather have ointment. Semen is only as clean as the man dosing it and men aren't that clean. " yeah swallow it baby! just ignore the puss while down there!" no thank you or just you first.
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Yep! If he won't let a dick go in his mouth, I won't allow it either. Same goes for anal sex.
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Party pooper....lol
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and pissing on my mans feet cures atheletes foot
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you got a link for that claim ???
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and pissing on my mans feet cures atheletes foot
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you got a link for that claim ???
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21087217


When it comes to athletes foot, urine has been
considered as a potential cure for the infection.
This has supporters, but not amongst the medical
profession.
 Quoting: Source


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Thanks for the pin!





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