Godlike Productions - Conspiracy Forum
Users Online Now: 3,048 (Who's On?)Visitors Today: 1,442,960
Pageviews Today: 2,304,382Threads Today: 745Posts Today: 16,023
06:47 PM


Rate this Thread

Absolute BS Crap Reasonable Nice Amazing
 

Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?

 
Colder Pizza
User ID: 47361655
United States
11/15/2013 05:29 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?
Bob: "Hey Jim, did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?
Jim: "You mean the Mexican gun running?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "You mean SEAL Team 6?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "Obama saying the avg family would save $2,500 on their premiums?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "Forcing businesses to violate their religious beliefs by paying for drugs that abort the unborn?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "Violating the rights and sanctity of our Churches?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "Spending $634 million on a website that doesn't work?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "Obama calling for an increase in our debt when he lambasted Bush for the very same thing?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "Obama having NSA spy on 124 Billion Phone Calls in One Month?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "Saddling our kids with $17 trillion in debt of which they can
never get out of and will not have as good a life as we have?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "Bailing out Detroit after decades of corrupt Democratic management?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "You mean the State Dept. lying about Benghazi?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "You mean voter fraud?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "Intentionally trying to hurt Americans during the sequester?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim:
"Blocking veterans who secured our freedoms from their monuments but
giving the green light for Illegal’s to use Monument Mall?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "Denying school kids the ability to tour the White House but still spending lavishly on his parties?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "You mean Obama saying we can keep our insurance and doctors if we wanted to?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "You mean the military not getting their votes counted?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "The NSA monitoring foreign diplomats?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "You mean the use of drones in our own country without the benefit of the law?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million and right after it declared bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "You mean the president arming the Muslim Brotherhood?"
Bob: "No the other one.
Jim: "The IRS targeting conservatives?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "The DOJ spying on the press?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "Sebelius shaking down health insurance executives?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "You mean Obama spending $3.7 Trillion on Welfare Over Last 5 Years"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "Giving SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 months later they declared bankruptcy and then the Chinese bought it?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything else?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "Millions of Americans losing their health care coverage?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "Forcing Americans to include coverage in their insurance policies of items they do not want?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "Ordering the release of nearly 10,000 illegal immigrants from jails and prisons, and falsely blaming the sequester?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "Denying Arizona the right to protect its borders?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "Providing weapons to Syrian rebels many of whom apparently are Al Qaeda"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim:
"The president's repeated violation of the law requiring him to submit a
budget no later than the first Monday in February?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "The 2012 vote where 115% of all registered voters in some counties voted 100% for Obama?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "The president's unconstitutional recess appointments in an attempt to circumvent the Senate's advise-and-consent role?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "The State Department interfering with an Inspector General investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "Clinton, the IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "The President using nearly $1 trillion dollars of stimulus money to fund his cronies?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "You mean Fast & Furious?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim:
"I give up! ... Oh wait, I think I got it! You mean that 65 million
low-information voters who don't pay taxes and get free stuff from
taxpayers and stuck us again with the most pandering, corrupt
administration in American history?"
Bob: "THAT'S THE ONE!"
Anonymous Coward (OP)
User ID: 47361655
United States
11/15/2013 05:33 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?
bump
TheyWalkAmongUs

User ID: 1134261
United States
11/15/2013 05:40 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?
cruise
When I saw the title I thought
Which one
Comperio

User ID: 47077108
Denmark
11/15/2013 05:41 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?
bump
"The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. Never lose a holy curiosity."
"Condemnation without investigation is the height of ignorance."
Einstein
snarky74

User ID: 1550152
United States
11/15/2013 05:42 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?
Excellent! five stars!
Married, kids, etc.
* Cyndexia *

User ID: 44340920
United States
11/15/2013 05:46 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?
Excellent! five stars!
 Quoting: snarky74


ohyeah


5 star !!!
.

"Sometimes the object of the Journey may not be the end, but the Journey itself"
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 33714183
United States
11/15/2013 05:48 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?
cruise
When I saw the title I thought
Which one
 Quoting: TheyWalkAmongUs


LOL I thought the exact same thing...
Ikhthus

User ID: 49860836
United Kingdom
11/15/2013 05:50 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?
cruiiiseeee3cruise2cruisecruise2cruiiiseeee3cruisecruise2cruiiiseeee3cruisecruiiiseeee3

Last Edited by Ikhthus on 11/15/2013 05:50 PM
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 28604094
United States
11/15/2013 06:03 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?
cruise
Anonymous Coward (OP)
User ID: 47361655
United States
11/15/2013 06:04 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?
yoda
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 46651420
11/15/2013 06:08 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?
brilliant
New Age Messiah

User ID: 48621065
United States
11/15/2013 06:09 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?
Too bad it's written by a religitard. Churches are no less a scandalous rip-off than government.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 47197966
United States
11/15/2013 06:11 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?
Excellent
Ikhthus

User ID: 49860836
United Kingdom
11/15/2013 06:20 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?
Too bad it's written by a religitard. Churches are no less a scandalous rip-off than government.
 Quoting: New Age Messiah


Do you ever stop hating people?
Anonymous Coward (OP)
User ID: 47361655
United States
11/15/2013 09:10 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?
Too bad it's written by a religitard. Churches are no less a scandalous rip-off than government.
 Quoting: New Age Messiah


wtf
ladyannie2009

User ID: 48765910
United States
11/15/2013 09:18 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?
:clappysmilie: :nicethumbsup:



apeapproval
"the truth will stand up, when nothing else will"
- annie's mom

"When a great ship is in harbor and moored, it is safe, there can be no doubt. But that is not what great ships are built for."
- Dr. Clarissa Pinkola Estes
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 49113804
France
11/15/2013 09:35 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?
Car Allowance Rebate System (CARS)
in 2009 Obama got congress to fund a total of 3 Billion dollars to DESTROY OLD CARS that use a more gas than newer Cars. 3 Billion dollars of OLD USED Car Parts that poor people could have bought from Junkyards or bought cheep from owners when they wanted to get a newer car.

The OLD Cars where also EMP Resistant and Fixable after an EMP, the NEW cars all have Computers that will be Fried in a good strength EMP.

Although the program officially started on July 1, 2009, the processing of claims did not begin until July 24,[2] and the program ended on August 24, as the appropriated resources were exhausted.[3][4] The deadline for dealers to submit applications was August 25.[5] According to estimates of the Department of Transportation, the initial $1 billion appropriated for the system was exhausted by July 30, 2009, well before the anticipated end date of November 1, 2009, due to very high demand.[6][7][8] In response, Congress approved an additional $2 billion
RAG
User ID: 49148771
United States
11/15/2013 09:39 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?
Too bad it's written by a religitard. Churches are no less a scandalous rip-off than government.
 Quoting: New Age Messiah


whatever
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 50042325
11/15/2013 09:43 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?
I will be posting this to Facebook and twitter. #askJPM

LMAO!
AlphaB

User ID: 49912749
United States
11/15/2013 09:44 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?
cruiiiseeee3cruise2cruisecruise2cruiiiseeee3cruisecruise2cruiiiseeee3cruisecruiiiseeee3
 Quoting: Ikhthus


Could we please dispense with the Tom Cruise crap??
AlphaB

User ID: 49912749
United States
11/15/2013 09:49 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?
Car Allowance Rebate System (CARS)
in 2009 Obama got congress to fund a total of 3 Billion dollars to DESTROY OLD CARS that use a more gas than newer Cars. 3 Billion dollars of OLD USED Car Parts that poor people could have bought from Junkyards or bought cheep from owners when they wanted to get a newer car.

The OLD Cars where also EMP Resistant and Fixable after an EMP, the NEW cars all have Computers that will be Fried in a good strength EMP.

Although the program officially started on July 1, 2009, the processing of claims did not begin until July 24,[2] and the program ended on August 24, as the appropriated resources were exhausted.[3][4] The deadline for dealers to submit applications was August 25.[5] According to estimates of the Department of Transportation, the initial $1 billion appropriated for the system was exhausted by July 30, 2009, well before the anticipated end date of November 1, 2009, due to very high demand.[6][7][8] In response, Congress approved an additional $2 billion
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49113804


Oh yeah!! Wasn't it called "Cash for Clunkers?" Damn shame so many good cars were crushed into scrap metal. Some were even classic cars. Still makes me want to cuss.
FFSredSON

User ID: 36722113
United States
11/15/2013 09:49 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?
This had me on the floor! 5*

1rof1
Anonymous Coward (OP)
User ID: 47361655
United States
11/15/2013 09:52 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?
banana2
Saddletramp
We Don't Rent Pigs...

User ID: 10858237
United States
11/15/2013 09:53 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?
I pick XXXI: all of the above.
"And how can a man die better than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his Gods..." ~ Horatius

"Because he told the truth, and once you've heard the truth, everything else is just cheap whiskey..."
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 49113804
France
11/15/2013 09:54 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?
you also forgot about
Obama's Peace Prize,(what a joke)
Droning Numerous countries people.
Leaving US troops in Iraq for Years.
US troops are still in Afghanistan.
Gitmo is still operating.
No Public Trials for Osama Binladin, Fort Hood Shooter, Arora CO. Movie theater Shooter.
Libya President Moammar Gadhafi Shot Dead with support of US.
Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak Overthrown with US Support.
President Assad Of Syria under Terrorist Attack with US Support.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1622847
Australia
11/15/2013 09:54 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?
clappa
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 48547599
United States
11/15/2013 10:01 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?
You forgot the one where he's not eligible to be president because he's not a natural born American and he committed fraud by claiming that a forged birth certificate was real...

...Therefore, ALL of the things he has "done" in office are null and void...

He as done nothing.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 50045140
United States
11/15/2013 10:01 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?
you also forgot about
Obama's Peace Prize,(what a joke)
Droning Numerous countries people.
Leaving US troops in Iraq for Years.
US troops are still in Afghanistan.
Gitmo is still operating.
No Public Trials for Osama Binladin, Fort Hood Shooter, Arora CO. Movie theater Shooter.
Libya President Moammar Gadhafi Shot Dead with support of US.
Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak Overthrown with US Support.
President Assad Of Syria under Terrorist Attack with US Support.

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49113804


The truth is the whole world has been had by this charlatan. Back in 2008 the whole world rallied in support of this ass wipe. Myself included! The media was 100% for him and his lies! I sincerely thought he couldn't be worse than another Bush and the world needed some change. Boy, we were fucking wrong!

Now Oblama is perhaps the worst US president in history and certainly he will destroy what was once the greatest modern nation in the world. So sad! The same will happen here if we continue to allow africans and muslimes here! I am watching my homeland go down the toilet because of this trash!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 49113804
France
11/15/2013 10:03 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?
Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?
Bob: "Hey Jim, did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?
Jim: "You mean the Mexican gun running?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "You mean SEAL Team 6?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "Obama saying the avg family would save $2,500 on their premiums?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "Forcing businesses to violate their religious beliefs by paying for drugs that abort the unborn?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "Violating the rights and sanctity of our Churches?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "Spending $634 million on a website that doesn't work?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "Obama calling for an increase in our debt when he lambasted Bush for the very same thing?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "Obama having NSA spy on 124 Billion Phone Calls in One Month?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "Saddling our kids with $17 trillion in debt of which they can
never get out of and will not have as good a life as we have?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "Bailing out Detroit after decades of corrupt Democratic management?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "You mean the State Dept. lying about Benghazi?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "You mean voter fraud?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "Intentionally trying to hurt Americans during the sequester?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim:
"Blocking veterans who secured our freedoms from their monuments but
giving the green light for Illegal’s to use Monument Mall?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "Denying school kids the ability to tour the White House but still spending lavishly on his parties?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "You mean Obama saying we can keep our insurance and doctors if we wanted to?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "You mean the military not getting their votes counted?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "The NSA monitoring foreign diplomats?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "You mean the use of drones in our own country without the benefit of the law?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million and right after it declared bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "You mean the president arming the Muslim Brotherhood?"
Bob: "No the other one.
Jim: "The IRS targeting conservatives?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "The DOJ spying on the press?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "Sebelius shaking down health insurance executives?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "You mean Obama spending $3.7 Trillion on Welfare Over Last 5 Years"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "Giving SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 months later they declared bankruptcy and then the Chinese bought it?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything else?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "Millions of Americans losing their health care coverage?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "Forcing Americans to include coverage in their insurance policies of items they do not want?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "Ordering the release of nearly 10,000 illegal immigrants from jails and prisons, and falsely blaming the

sequester?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "Denying Arizona the right to protect its borders?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "Providing weapons to Syrian rebels many of whom apparently are Al Qaeda"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim:
"The president's repeated violation of the law requiring him to submit a
budget no later than the first Monday in February?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "The 2012 vote where 115% of all registered voters in some counties voted 100% for Obama?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "The president's unconstitutional recess appointments in an attempt to circumvent the Senate's advise-and-consent

role?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "The State Department interfering with an Inspector General investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "Clinton, the IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "The President using nearly $1 trillion dollars of stimulus money to fund his cronies?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "You mean Fast & Furious?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "Cash for Clunkers"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "Obama's Peace Prize,(what a joke)"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "Droning Numerous countries people."
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "Leaving Our troops in Iraq for Years."
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "Our troops are still in Afghanistan."
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "Gitmo is still operating."
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "No Public Trials for Osama Binladin, Fort Hood Shooter, Aurora CO. Movie theater Shooter."
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "Libya President Moammar Gadhafi Shot Dead with support of US."
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak Overthrown with US Support."
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "President Assad Of Syria under Terrorist Attack with US Support."
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "I give up! ... Oh wait, I think I got it! You mean that 65 million
low-information voters who don't pay taxes and get free stuff from
taxpayers and stuck us again with the most pandering, corrupt
administration in American history?"
Bob: "THAT'S THE ONE!"
Bluebird

User ID: 44887449
United States
11/15/2013 10:04 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?
Too bad it's written by a religitard. Churches are no less a scandalous rip-off than government.
 Quoting: New Age Messiah


No one is forced to participate in Church activities.

Not so our government as amply demonstrated by Obamacare.

.
One of the most important aspects of conspiracy theories is being able to discern when there isn't one.

Oh yeah, like you'd understand anyway.

Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket?. . .J. Handy
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 49113804
France
11/15/2013 10:22 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?
Why is this not Superpinned? This thread alone gives more than enough reasons to Remove Obama from Office, even for the over vaccinated, over fluoridated zombies who have a hard time remembering last week.

News