In February 2015, after he was forced from office, former President Barrack Obama was discovered standing over the dead body of Rush Limbaugh. Obama was holding a knife and his hands were covered in blood. He was immediately arrested.

At his trial today, Obama said: "Yes I killed him. I accept full responsibility for my part in this tragedy. And my heart goes out to Mrs. Limbaugh, their children and even his listeners. I understand your pain.

But let's talk about who's really to blame. Let's talk about the knife manufacturers, who put knifes into the hands of our children up and down this country. Without those knife manufacturers, Rush Limbaugh would still be alive today. Let's talk about who's really to blame."

(An assortment of Obama voters, who happened to be standing behind the former President, broke into "spontaneous" applause at this point.)

After his acquittal, it was announced that Obama would be returning to his former profession and acting as Prosecuting Attorney in the first of a series of lawsuits against all the major knife manufacturers of America.