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The Bible is full of LIES!!!

 
beebee

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The Bible is full of LIES!!!
How do i know? the bible tells me so!!! 1rof1

"Behold, the lying pen of the scribes hath wrought lies." Jeremiah 8:8

"The prophets prophecy falsely and the priests bear rule by their means; and my people love to have it so: and what will you do in the end thereof?"
Jeremiah 5:31
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The truth of the heavens and the earth are hidden within it's pages. To keep swine from learning it, and to protect the ignorant from the consequences of their sinful actions..
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God is on another thread right now. Bring it up with him maybe?

Then again a 'witness is on another thread. I dunno = you will have to choose I guess. scratching

No - go straight to God and ask him why there are liars in the bible. You may get a straight answer.

I don't know much I am just a "Nobody'. hell_boy
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11/16/2013 11:25 PM
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It's all lies. But they're entertaining lies. And in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer is no.
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5 Stars!!

but the bibletards will be here soon
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Bibletards:

"The Bible is true because the Bible tells me so."

aaaaand it begins.
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11/16/2013 11:32 PM
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I am Muslim and its some truth to the bible, some of it is in the holy quran. See Christians I took up for you
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11/16/2013 11:33 PM
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I know you're a truth seeker BeeBee. Don't get discouraged...find the allegories where they lie. Many truths are hidden in plain sight after you dig through the crud.

But..bye ALL means, stay away from the religion of Saul! He is not of the Eddessen creed of Jesus & John the Royal Egyptians...in fact, he was the one Jesus warned of, lol! Here they are today, people supposedly wanting to be like King of Edessa...worshiping at Saul's church in his mock religion...

The truth is out there my friend, you won't find God in a book...but it makes a lovely guide for those with eyes ;)
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I am Muslim and its some truth to the bible, some of it is in the holy quran. See Christians I took up for you
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quran is a lot of stolen ideas, you took up
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a lot was stolen from the gnostics and the orthodox jews
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The truth of the heavens and the earth are hidden within it's pages. To keep swine from learning it, and to protect the ignorant from the consequences of their sinful actions..
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Sin...bah. Sin is the moon God. The only Sin on earth is not living up to your potential as Sons of God and experiencing everything he sent you here to experience.
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Context much?
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“This most beautiful system of the sun, planets, and comets, could only proceed from the counsel and dominion of an intelligent Being.”
--Sir Isaac Newton, Principia, Book 3

"The laws of nature produce no events, they state the pattern to which every event have only and can be induced to happen, must conform. Just as the rules of Arithmetic state the pattern to which all transactions of money, must conform."
"For every law says int he last resort: 'If you have A, then B."
BUt first catch your A.
The laws will not do it for you."
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11/16/2013 11:45 PM
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Back off SATAN!!!
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Back off SATAN!!!
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Back off Satan AND also the bible!!

Last Edited by Balloons on 11/16/2013 11:46 PM
Put a lion in a cage for years without food and watch what happens.
Its appetite will of cause grow and grow, and then you point your finger at its hunger?
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Back off SATAN!!!
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drama
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God is on another thread right now. Bring it up with him maybe?

Then again a 'witness is on another thread. I dunno = you will have to choose I guess. scratching

No - go straight to God and ask him why there are liars in the bible. You may get a straight answer.

I don't know much I am just a "Nobody'. hell_boy
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Right on!!!


God is here...



Hey satan ...


You mess with my people...



You have to pay...
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God is on another thread right now. Bring it up with him maybe?

Then again a 'witness is on another thread. I dunno = you will have to choose I guess. scratching

No - go straight to God and ask him why there are liars in the bible. You may get a straight answer.

I don't know much I am just a "Nobody'. hell_boy
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1408355


Right on!!!


God is here...



Hey satan ...


You mess with my people...



You have to pay...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46787560



In the name of Jesus Christ! !!
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Ya I know who I talking to..


SATAN!!!!
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Bibletards are boring and full of cliches, they always say the same things and quote the same stuff. They should remain in their own forums to retro feed their biblical wanking. They don't really pay any attention to anything else other people say so what's the purpose of interacting with other people really? I have a feeling that if they could they would kill us all non believers.
"White privilege" is the liberal religion's version of Original Sin: you are born guilty, and you carry that burden of guilt all your life, and the only way to escape eternal damnation is for white people confess their sin, to bow, kneel and believe the dogma of the Church of Liberalism, genuflect at its altars, honor its saints, fill the collection plate, and never, ever doubt.

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How do i know? the bible tells me so!!! 1rof1

"Behold, the lying pen of the scribes hath wrought lies." Jeremiah 8:8

"The prophets prophecy falsely and the priests bear rule by their means; and my people love to have it so: and what will you do in the end thereof?"
Jeremiah 5:31
 Quoting: beebee


Once again beebee takes something TOTALLY out of context and twists it to suit her needs.
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Context much?
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^^THIS^^^
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Quick question believers:

Should bible be taken literally or as a metaphor? (Can only pick one)
“The living being had no need of eyes because there was nothing outside of him to be seen; nor of ears because there was nothing to be heard; and there was no surrounding atmosphere to be breathed; nor would there have been any use of organs by the help of which he might receive his food or get rid of what he had already digested, since there was nothing which went from him or came into him: for there was nothing beside him. Of design he created thus; his own waste providing his own food, and all that he did or suffered taking place in and by himself. For the Creator conceived that a being which was self-sufficient would be far more excellent than one which lacked anything; and, as he had no need to take anything or defend himself against any one, the Creator did not think it necessary to bestow upon him hands: nor had he any need of feet, nor of the whole apparatus of walking; but the movement suited to his spherical form which was designed by him, being of all the seven that which is most appropriate to mind and intelligence; and he was made to move in the same manner and on the same spot, within his own limits revolving in a circle. All the other six motions were taken away from him, and he was made not to partake of their deviations. And as this circular movement required no feet, the universe was created without legs and without feet.” -Plato

"If you want to find the secrets of the universe, think in terms of energy, frequency and vibration.” - Nikola Tesla

“What we have called matter is energy, whose vibration has been so lowered as to be perceptible to the senses. There is no matter.” - Albert Einstein
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Bibletards are boring and full of cliches, they always say the same things and quote the same stuff. They should remain in their own forums to retro feed their biblical wanking. They don't really pay any attention to anything else other people say so what's the purpose of interacting with other people really? I have a feeling that if they could they would kill us all non believers.
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Your full of death!!!
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Back off SATAN!!!
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The standard reply from any criticism towards there feeble beliefs.
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Bibletards are boring and full of cliches, they always say the same things and quote the same stuff. They should remain in their own forums to retro feed their biblical wanking. They don't really pay any attention to anything else other people say so what's the purpose of interacting with other people really? I have a feeling that if they could they would kill us all non believers.
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren


Your full of death!!!
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Back off SATAN!!!
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The standard reply from any criticism towards there feeble beliefs.
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hesright
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SCRIPTURE WARNING

They will start in
5..
4..
3..
2..
1.
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Back off SATAN!!!
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The standard reply from any criticism towards there feeble beliefs.
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PROVE IT???
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[link to new.exchristian.net]

read and learn.
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If the bible is false why is there a black hole in the heart of America? Come on, I know you guys know my reference.
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