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The Bible is full of LIES!!!

 
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Back off SATAN!!!
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The standard reply from any criticism towards there feeble beliefs.
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hesright
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Back off SATAN!!
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[link to new.exchristian.net]

read and learn.
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Nice link
Lots of great reading, cheers
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Out of that pit flew the locusts
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If the bible is false why is there a black hole in the heart of America? Come on, I know you guys know my reference.
GZ
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It's called Obama.
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I know you're a truth seeker BeeBee. Don't get discouraged...find the allegories where they lie. Many truths are hidden in plain sight after you dig through the crud.

But..bye ALL means, stay away from the religion of Saul! He is not of the Eddessen creed of Jesus & John the Royal Egyptians...in fact, he was the one Jesus warned of, lol! Here they are today, people supposedly wanting to be like King of Edessa...worshiping at Saul's church in his mock religion...

The truth is out there my friend, you won't find God in a book...but it makes a lovely guide for those with eyes ;)
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Yes, i know. You are absolutely right. I listen to Bill Donahue a lot. He seems to know what the allegory and symbolism is really all about.


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Bibletards are boring and full of cliches, they always say the same things and quote the same stuff. They should remain in their own forums to retro feed their biblical wanking. They don't really pay any attention to anything else other people say so what's the purpose of interacting with other people really? I have a feeling that if they could they would kill us all non believers.
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Your full of death!!!
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You're full of grammar errors! I revoke you in the name of the Lord!
"White privilege" is the liberal religion's version of Original Sin: you are born guilty, and you carry that burden of guilt all your life, and the only way to escape eternal damnation is for white people confess their sin, to bow, kneel and believe the dogma of the Church of Liberalism, genuflect at its altars, honor its saints, fill the collection plate, and never, ever doubt.

-- Dixon Diaz
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Aside from pentateuch, the book of Jeremiah is a letter written by a major prophet. The other major prophets include Isaiah, Daniel, Ezekiel. The bible (tanach) is made up of letters written in distinct periods of history. You are looking at a comment made towards a group at a certain period of history.

There is the books of law (Pentateuch), history, major prophets, minor prophets, wisdom, the gospels, Pauline letters, general epistles, apocalypse.
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Quick question believers:

Should bible be taken literally or as a metaphor? (Can only pick one)
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Anyone?
“The living being had no need of eyes because there was nothing outside of him to be seen; nor of ears because there was nothing to be heard; and there was no surrounding atmosphere to be breathed; nor would there have been any use of organs by the help of which he might receive his food or get rid of what he had already digested, since there was nothing which went from him or came into him: for there was nothing beside him. Of design he created thus; his own waste providing his own food, and all that he did or suffered taking place in and by himself. For the Creator conceived that a being which was self-sufficient would be far more excellent than one which lacked anything; and, as he had no need to take anything or defend himself against any one, the Creator did not think it necessary to bestow upon him hands: nor had he any need of feet, nor of the whole apparatus of walking; but the movement suited to his spherical form which was designed by him, being of all the seven that which is most appropriate to mind and intelligence; and he was made to move in the same manner and on the same spot, within his own limits revolving in a circle. All the other six motions were taken away from him, and he was made not to partake of their deviations. And as this circular movement required no feet, the universe was created without legs and without feet.” -Plato

"If you want to find the secrets of the universe, think in terms of energy, frequency and vibration.” - Nikola Tesla

“What we have called matter is energy, whose vibration has been so lowered as to be perceptible to the senses. There is no matter.” - Albert Einstein
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Bibletards are boring and full of cliches, they always say the same things and quote the same stuff. They should remain in their own forums to retro feed their biblical wanking. They don't really pay any attention to anything else other people say so what's the purpose of interacting with other people really? I have a feeling that if they could they would kill us all non believers.
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Your full of death!!!
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Yup, this guy sounds eager for an atheist slaughter.
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a lot was stolen from the gnostics and the orthodox jews
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Genesis comes from the Sumerian Tablets. Some of it is copied word for word, other stuff is changed a bit and other stuff you wouldn't even recognize because it has been altered too much.
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Bibletards are boring and full of cliches, they always say the same things and quote the same stuff. They should remain in their own forums to retro feed their biblical wanking. They don't really pay any attention to anything else other people say so what's the purpose of interacting with other people really? I have a feeling that if they could they would kill us all non believers.
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Your full of death!!!
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You're full of grammar errors! I revoke you in the name of the Lord!
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I SMITE thee in the name of tooth fairy
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If the bible is false why is there a black hole in the heart of America? Come on, I know you guys know my reference.
GZ
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It's called Obama.
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He autographed it. (pit)

Any messianic jews or Christians here?
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Context much?
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"Behold, the lying pen of the scribes hath wrought lies." Jeremiah 8:8

"The prophets prophecy falsely and the priests bear rule by their means; and my people love to have it so: and what will you do in the end thereof?" Jeremiah 5:31
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If we look at a book that cannot be true, the Qur'an for example, we see material taken from another source.

"... But a raven, whose friend had died, said 'I will go and teach Adam what he must do with his son (Abel).' It dug a grave and laid the dead raven in it. When Adam saw this, he said to Eve, 'Let us do the same with our child.' The lord rewarded the raven, and no one is allowed, therefore, to harm their young; they have food in abundance, and their cry for rain is always heard." (Jewish Midrash, around 200AD)

Qur'an, Sura 5:31:
"Then allah sent a raven which scratched in the ground, that he might show him how to hide the corpse of his brother (Abel). He said, `Woe is me! Am I not able to be even like this raven so that I may hide the corpse of my brother?' And then he became remorseful." (Qur'an compiled 7th century AD)
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Quick question believers:

Should bible be taken literally or as a metaphor? (Can only pick one)
 Quoting: Ðisembodied~Mind


Anyone?
 Quoting: Ðisembodied~Mind


If you take it literally and you feel good with yourself then I have good news for you, Harry Potter is the savior of mankind and he wants to give you eternal life for free! He offers bigger afterlife mansions than Jesus, once in a lifetime opportunity!

Last Edited by Manu-K on 11/17/2013 12:15 AM
"White privilege" is the liberal religion's version of Original Sin: you are born guilty, and you carry that burden of guilt all your life, and the only way to escape eternal damnation is for white people confess their sin, to bow, kneel and believe the dogma of the Church of Liberalism, genuflect at its altars, honor its saints, fill the collection plate, and never, ever doubt.

-- Dixon Diaz
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Bibletards are boring and full of cliches, they always say the same things and quote the same stuff. They should remain in their own forums to retro feed their biblical wanking. They don't really pay any attention to anything else other people say so what's the purpose of interacting with other people really? I have a feeling that if they could they would kill us all non believers.
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Your full of death!!!
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You're full of grammar errors! I revoke you in the name of the Lord!
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I SMITE thee in the name of tooth fairy
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ohnoez
"White privilege" is the liberal religion's version of Original Sin: you are born guilty, and you carry that burden of guilt all your life, and the only way to escape eternal damnation is for white people confess their sin, to bow, kneel and believe the dogma of the Church of Liberalism, genuflect at its altars, honor its saints, fill the collection plate, and never, ever doubt.

-- Dixon Diaz
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The bible is based on other texts just as the Book of Mormon was plagiarized from a work written nearly 40 years earlier.

Noah's flood is based on the Epic of Gilgamesh.
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“This most beautiful system of the sun, planets, and comets, could only proceed from the counsel and dominion of an intelligent Being.”
--Sir Isaac Newton, Principia, Book 3

"The laws of nature produce no events, they state the pattern to which every event have only and can be induced to happen, must conform. Just as the rules of Arithmetic state the pattern to which all transactions of money, must conform."
"For every law says int he last resort: 'If you have A, then B."
BUt first catch your A.
The laws will not do it for you."
--C.S.Lewis

The Signs of God's Existence - Documentary [Full Length]
[link to www.youtube.com]
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I didn't say there wasn't an Intelligent Being. I said the bible is full of lies. Huge difference you know!!
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Ya I know who I talking to..


SATAN!!!!
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What's the matter guys? It says so right in your own buy-bull!! Can't handle the truth?

"Behold, the lying pen of the scribes hath wrought lies." Jeremiah 8:8

"The prophets prophecy falsely and the priests bear rule by their means; and my people love to have it so: and what will you do in the end thereof?" Jeremiah 5:31
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a lot was stolen from the gnostics and the orthodox jews
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Genesis comes from the Sumerian Tablets. Some of it is copied word for word, other stuff is changed a bit and other stuff you wouldn't even recognize because it has been altered too much.
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I would trust sitchin to stitch his nutsack into a coin purse
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The muslim book of belief, Qur'an, cannot be true.

Do you believe in a crow that can dig into the ground to make a hole and bury its dead friend?? This childrens fairytale is found in the Qur'an and in Jewish Midrash. The latter written in 200AD, the Qur'an compiled in 700AD.
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I have a feeling that if they could they would kill us all non believers.
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I KNOW they would, and they would say they did it in the name of Jesus. What a bunch of sap heads
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If the bible is false why is there a black hole in the heart of America? Come on, I know you guys know my reference.
GZ
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Right on...

Something liars can't get!!!


Why???



They are the problem! !!!
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If we look at a book that cannot be true, the Qur'an for example, we see material taken from another source.

"... But a raven, whose friend had died, said 'I will go and teach Adam what he must do with his son (Abel).' It dug a grave and laid the dead raven in it. When Adam saw this, he said to Eve, 'Let us do the same with our child.' The lord rewarded the raven, and no one is allowed, therefore, to harm their young; they have food in abundance, and their cry for rain is always heard." (Jewish Midrash, around 200AD)

Qur'an, Sura 5:31:
"Then allah sent a raven which scratched in the ground, that he might show him how to hide the corpse of his brother (Abel). He said, `Woe is me! Am I not able to be even like this raven so that I may hide the corpse of my brother?' And then he became remorseful." (Qur'an compiled 7th century AD)
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The nerve of 'allah' taking credit for a story written by a Jewish rabbi.
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a lot was stolen from the gnostics and the orthodox jews
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Genesis comes from the Sumerian Tablets. Some of it is copied word for word, other stuff is changed a bit and other stuff you wouldn't even recognize because it has been altered too much.
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I would trust sitchin to stitch his nutsack into a coin purse
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What does Sitchin have to do with the Bible being based on Sumerian texts?
"White privilege" is the liberal religion's version of Original Sin: you are born guilty, and you carry that burden of guilt all your life, and the only way to escape eternal damnation is for white people confess their sin, to bow, kneel and believe the dogma of the Church of Liberalism, genuflect at its altars, honor its saints, fill the collection plate, and never, ever doubt.

-- Dixon Diaz
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Your full of death!!!
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You're full of grammar errors! I revoke you in the name of the Lord!
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I SMITE thee in the name of tooth fairy
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:ohnoez:
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Well watch what you say or i will do it again
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I have a feeling that if they could they would kill us all non believers.
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I KNOW they would, and they would say they did it in the name of Jesus. What a bunch of sap heads
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cruise
"White privilege" is the liberal religion's version of Original Sin: you are born guilty, and you carry that burden of guilt all your life, and the only way to escape eternal damnation is for white people confess their sin, to bow, kneel and believe the dogma of the Church of Liberalism, genuflect at its altars, honor its saints, fill the collection plate, and never, ever doubt.

-- Dixon Diaz
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You're full of grammar errors! I revoke you in the name of the Lord!
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I SMITE thee in the name of tooth fairy
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ohnoez
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Well watch what you say or i will do it again
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Oh spare me yahweh I will be a good slave from now on.
"White privilege" is the liberal religion's version of Original Sin: you are born guilty, and you carry that burden of guilt all your life, and the only way to escape eternal damnation is for white people confess their sin, to bow, kneel and believe the dogma of the Church of Liberalism, genuflect at its altars, honor its saints, fill the collection plate, and never, ever doubt.

-- Dixon Diaz
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I have a feeling that if they could they would kill us all non believers.
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I KNOW they would, and they would say they did it in the name of Jesus. What a bunch of sap heads
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We're not going to kill you, we're going to infiltrate and kill your ideologies from the core outwards. The truth is enough to destroy it all
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Bibletards are boring and full of cliches, they always say the same things and quote the same stuff. They should remain in their own forums to retro feed their biblical wanking. They don't really pay any attention to anything else other people say so what's the purpose of interacting with other people really? I have a feeling that if they could they would kill us all non believers.
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Your full of death!!!
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You're full of grammar errors! I revoke you in the name of the Lord!
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And their original language was taken away as to make them unable to communicate properly and prosper from each others help
Put a lion in a cage for years without food and watch what happens.
Its appetite will of cause grow and grow, and then you point your finger at its hunger?

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