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Does comet ISON have a 333 year orbit?

 
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Re: Does comet ISON have a 333 year orbit?
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1014 happened. 1347 happened. 1680 happened. 2013 the 'Comet of the Century' approaches.

333 years apart.

But just a coincidence. chuckle
 Quoting: BadMoonRisen


Hey moron, comets happen all the time, YES it's a coincidence. It is not like those comets were rare, nor were their orbits compatible. Watch the video.
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1014 happened. 1347 happened. 1680 happened. 2013 the 'Comet of the Century' approaches.

333 years apart.

But just a coincidence. chuckle
 Quoting: BadMoonRisen


Hey moron, comets happen all the time, YES it's a coincidence. It is not like those comets were rare, nor were their orbits compatible. Watch the video.
 Quoting: Dr. Astro


The video is just but one theory.

Get over yourself man.

Theories are theories
Facts are facts.
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Re: Does comet ISON have a 333 year orbit?
i know people like to debate a lot of things on GLP, but math should not be one of those things.
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Why on Earth not?

Math is difficult to debunk.
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And yet you ignore the math that proves these comets are unrelated. Unbelievable.
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Re: Does comet ISON have a 333 year orbit?
 Quoting: Shadow Beam


1014 happened. 1347 happened. 1680 happened. 2013 the 'Comet of the Century' approaches.

333 years apart.

But just a coincidence. chuckle
 Quoting: BadMoonRisen


Hey moron, comets happen all the time, YES it's a coincidence. It is not like those comets were rare, nor were their orbits compatible. Watch the video.
 Quoting: Dr. Astro


The video is just but one theory.

Get over yourself man.

Theories are theories
Facts are facts.
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Wrong, it is a FACT that those comets positions and orbits are incompatible with the claim of being related to ISON or 1680. Period.
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Re: Does comet ISON have a 333 year orbit?
No, it's hyperbolic.
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For now.

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Re: Does comet ISON have a 333 year orbit?
No, it's hyperbolic.
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For now.

coffee4
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Perhaps you missed the part where I integrated the orbit for 1 million years and it's STILL hyperbolic.
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Re: Does comet ISON have a 333 year orbit?
hyperbolic does suggest collision at some point, correct ?

seriously
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No.
[link to en.wikipedia.org]
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ah, I see. Thank you.
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There's a great pun in here somewhere . . .
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That's some cool software!
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And Dr Know-It-All is back.

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origin unknown, destination unknown, effects on Earth unknown...
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The closest approach to Earth is 40 million miles, I think we can safetly say it will not affect us.
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we are going right through it's cloud, in mid January. What makes you so confident?

in 1014 it is KNOWN, or at the very least strongly suspected that a comet fragment tsunami inundated England and Wales, and probably the Americas too, based on ice core data from Greenland.
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It is nothing new for Earth to pass through a Comets tail, that is where we get meteor showers from.


[link to science.nasa.gov]
"For several days around January 12, 2014, Earth will pass through a stream of fine-grained debris from Comet ISON," says Wiegert. "The resulting shower could have some interesting properties.


According to Wiegert's computer models, the debris stream is populated with extremely tiny grains of dust, no more than a few microns wide, pushed toward Earth by the gentle radiation pressure of the sun. They will be hitting at a speed of 56 km/s or 125,000 mph. Because the particles are so small, Earth’s upper atmosphere will rapidly slow them to a stop.
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1014 happened. 1347 happened. 1680 happened. 2013 the 'Comet of the Century' approaches.

333 years apart.

But just a coincidence. chuckle
 Quoting: BadMoonRisen


Hey moron, comets happen all the time, YES it's a coincidence. It is not like those comets were rare, nor were their orbits compatible. Watch the video.
 Quoting: Dr. Astro


The video is just but one theory.

Get over yourself man.

Theories are theories
Facts are facts.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 42298346


It looked like astro was presenting fact in his video, so I guess we are good then.
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Astro,

Were you hired to diffuse panic?
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I see more lies from a shill. ISON has a 24,860 year orbit. The Hopis have seen it twice and recorded it.

It is the Blue Kachina Astomut and it is only a few weeks until the world will all know. Was it worth it?
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Really? You ave proof of this?

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Re: Does comet ISON have a 333 year orbit?
No, it's hyperbolic.
 Quoting: Dr. Astro

For now.

coffee4
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Perhaps you missed the part where I integrated the orbit for 1 million years and it's STILL hyperbolic.
 Quoting: Dr. Astro


Simple questions:

How much energy is needed to change hyperbolic to parabolic in this case (do we know the ISON mass to calculate this)?

Let's say in 1920s ISON traveled 4km/s so something as small as the Earth can change ISON direction 180degrees ( U-turn ) 113 AU from the Sun, do we know what is there.

Do we know all energies possible (not only gravity) during close miss ISON-Sun to be sure what will happen.

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You obviously don't know much about classic literature. The colorful descriptive language was typical of 18th Century historians.

Not that you would know. chuckle
 Quoting: BadMoonRisen


A minute ago you were defending it as a reliable historical record of what happened, or are you forgetting that? You must think this is a documentary:

 Quoting: Dr. Astro


comets and meteors cant turn water red!!.....thats unheard of!!

[link to en.m.wikipedia.org]
 Quoting: Shadow Beam


Oh, and I thought it was blood - shucks. chuckle
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its not just my questions that are overlooked!!
 Quoting: Shadow Beam


Right, microbes from space were gushing from the graves of the dead. Sounds legit.
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It's not the microbes, it''s about energy coming where the sun doesn't shine, that rises up taking over your higher consciousness.

Everything is energy, and Ison has it. Who knows it may effect the moons polars where we usually get positive energy from Luna, in which it reverses and gives the dark side of Anul. That is BadmoonRising.
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A minute ago you were defending it as a reliable historical record of what happened, or are you forgetting that? You must think this is a documentary:

 Quoting: Dr. Astro


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Oh, and I thought it was blood - shucks. chuckle
 Quoting: BadMoonRisen


its not just my questions that are overlooked!!
 Quoting: Shadow Beam


Right, microbes from space were gushing from the graves of the dead. Sounds legit.
 Quoting: Dr. Astro


It's not the microbes, it''s about energy coming where the sun doesn't shine, that rises up taking over your higher consciousness.

Everything is energy, and Ison has it. Who knows it may effect the moons polars where we usually get positive energy from Luna, in which it reverses and gives the dark side of Anul. That is BadmoonRising.
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More word salad.
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I dunno bro but I'll tell you what is weird. My mrs keeps seeing 333 everywhere and I mean everywhere all day every day for the past month or so. At first I thought she'd gone a bit cockoo but as she started to point it out to me even I now think it's too strange so hopefully this comet is on it's to pick her up. If it does I'm changing its name to Jesus (the saviour) haha!
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I dunno bro but I'll tell you what is weird. My mrs keeps seeing 333 everywhere and I mean everywhere all day every day for the past month or so. At first I thought she'd gone a bit cockoo but as she started to point it out to me even I now think it's too strange so hopefully this comet is on it's to pick her up. If it does I'm changing its name to Jesus (the saviour) haha!
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her and my ex could both hitch a ride out of the solar system! brilliant plan.
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Thanks, Doc. That was really interesting.
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its not just my questions that are overlooked!!
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Right, microbes from space were gushing from the graves of the dead. Sounds legit.
 Quoting: Dr. Astro


It's not the microbes, it''s about energy coming where the sun doesn't shine, that rises up taking over your higher consciousness.

Everything is energy, and Ison has it. Who knows it may effect the moons polars where we usually get positive energy from Luna, in which it reverses and gives the dark side of Anul. That is BadmoonRising.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1370992

More word salad.
 Quoting: Dr. Astro


Anul also like to toss ones salad, it's another way of opening up the 3rd eye.
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Re: Does comet ISON have a 333 year orbit?
Perhaps it would be wise, when making a video of this comet, that it's orbit not be illustrated since it DOES NOT HAVE ONE. Basically, this man is saying this is the first time this comet has been seen and it will disintegrate when nearing the sun - as they all do.



So, who pray tell has created the nonexistent orbit which has allowed us all to waste a few months thinking about the potential disaster?

Seems well orchestrated to me - as every year we have some "confirmed" disaster about to happen that will end life as we know it, then on the day before this end of times, some genius pops us and calls us a bunch of nutty conspiracy theorists. I have a theory - this is part of the distraction - part of the "overwhelm with information."
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And Dr Know-It-All is back.

chuckle
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So when Astro proves to be correct (again), do you think you might apologize for your derogatory name calling, please?
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Re: Does comet ISON have a 333 year orbit?
Perhaps it would be wise, when making a video of this comet, that it's orbit not be illustrated since it DOES NOT HAVE ONE. Basically, this man is saying this is the first time this comet has been seen and it will disintegrate when nearing the sun - as they all do.



So, who pray tell has created the nonexistent orbit which has allowed us all to waste a few months thinking about the potential disaster?

Seems well orchestrated to me - as every year we have some "confirmed" disaster about to happen that will end life as we know it, then on the day before this end of times, some genius pops us and calls us a bunch of nutty conspiracy theorists. I have a theory - this is part of the distraction - part of the "overwhelm with information."
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When was ISON *ever* predicted to cause the end of life as we know it... by, say, an amateur or professional astronomer?
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And Dr Know-It-All is back.

chuckle
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So when Astro proves to be correct (again), do you think you might apologize for your derogatory name calling, please?
 Quoting: 74444


What to apologize for? The dude is always right - even when he's wrong.

I don't ask for an apology when he calls me a moron. He's entitled to his opinion and I'm entitled to mine.

Fight your own battles and stop being such a brown nose.
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And Dr Know-It-All is back.

chuckle
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So when Astro proves to be correct (again), do you think you might apologize for your derogatory name calling, please?
 Quoting: 74444


What to apologize for? The dude is always right - even when he's wrong.

I don't ask for an apology when he calls me a moron. He's entitled to his opinion and I'm entitled to mine.

Fight your own battles and stop being such a brown nose.
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I apologize, I should not have retaliated in kind despite your relentless onslaught of insults. Now, show me where I'm wrong.
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Re: Does comet ISON have a 333 year orbit?
Interesting. Okay -- so according to that, a comet *would* have had to impact to manifest the described tsunami. But there should be a *lot* more physical evidence, particularly for something as recent as 1000 years ago, and with the power described. There should be a layer or iridium. There should be a mini (if not big) ice age. There should be a means of detecting a crater a'la the Yucatan. These demonstrably haven't been discovered. I'm not familiar with the ammonia method. for detecting comets outlined in the article, so I'd like to see more sources detailing that as a reliable means of detecting impacts.
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The meteor that hit Russia in 1908 - did that cause an ice age? If that had hit the Ocean, do you not think it would have caused a massive tsunami?

The physical evidence of 1014 would be the floods that were recorded in that year causing widespread devastation. A thousand years from now, if there were no historical records kept today, the impact in 1908 would not be known about - and this was a land event. What chance of much physical evidence from an ocean event of the same magnitude?
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Got an answer 74444?
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Who cares if it has a 333 year orbit or is part of some other cycle..

It's coming. ..and there and more where that came from..

and maybe there is a pattern.
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And Dr Know-It-All is back.

chuckle
 Quoting: BadMoonRisen


So when Astro proves to be correct (again), do you think you might apologize for your derogatory name calling, please?
 Quoting: 74444


What to apologize for? The dude is always right - even when he's wrong.

I don't ask for an apology when he calls me a moron. He's entitled to his opinion and I'm entitled to mine.

Fight your own battles and stop being such a brown nose.
 Quoting: BadMoonRisen


I apologize, I should not have retaliated in kind despite your relentless onslaught of insults. Now, show me where I'm wrong.
 Quoting: Dr. Astro


Wanna borrow my bitch whip?
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An analysis of comet ISON's orbit in comparison to historical comets.
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Great vid, AM thank you for the info. 5*
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And Dr Know-It-All is back.

chuckle
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So when Astro proves to be correct (again), do you think you might apologize for your derogatory name calling, please?
 Quoting: 74444


What to apologize for? The dude is always right - even when he's wrong.

I don't ask for an apology when he calls me a moron. He's entitled to his opinion and I'm entitled to mine.

Fight your own battles and stop being such a brown nose.
 Quoting: BadMoonRisen


I apologize, I should not have retaliated in kind despite your relentless onslaught of insults. Now, show me where I'm wrong.
 Quoting: Dr. Astro


Well, you're wrong here:

Show me my relentless onslaught of insults please?
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