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Message Subject How Do You Make Coffee? Percolator, Auto Drip, or French Press?
Poster Handle Anonymous Coward
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Least effort coffee - my way:

1. Boil water.

2. Get a soup bowl with a handle(I call it a cup), and put two teaspoons of Walmart instant coffee.

3. Add 2 teaspoons of Walmart cocoa mix.

4. Fill 4/5ths of the cup with boiling water.

5. Add a slobbering of Walmart imitation creamora so it floats on the top.

7. Stir until all crap is dissolved.

6. Fill to the top with cold water so it's cool enough to drink.

8. Relax, get on GLP, and slurp it down. After a while it's tolerable, and it fulfills the need to hydrate and caffeinate.

9. Belch as necessary, lest some gas should percolate down to the anal area.

Don't tell anyone! This is a top secret classified recipe. Use filtered, non-fluoridated water for best results and a healthy lifestyle.
 
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