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ISON BREAKS IN TWO PARTS!!!!

 
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Consider ISON a sperm, it just lost it's tail and embedded its nucleus in our Sun. Looks like our solar system is set to produce some new life, I wonder what planet they will chose.
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Consider ISON a sperm, it just lost it's tail and embedded its nucleus in our Sun. Looks like our solar system is set to produce some new life, I wonder what planet they will chose.
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in that case, worry about the cock
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This is bad news because the trajectory of the parts is unpredictable.
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Ever thought about a Birdshot Effect when Ison is hurled around the sun, catapulted back and disintegrates while it is moving around the Sun ? I have....
 Quoting: Trickster


It would be more like Shoemaker Levy 9 -- string of pearls. Still wouldn't get what it needed to aim anywhere near Earth.
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ISON has a 56.45% chance of hitting the Earth. That figure is increasing daily according to my sources.
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Hmmm, I am curious, who/what is your source (please, do tell)?

Don't say a relative!!
 Quoting: DDan2



his friend's crippled girlfriend's myopy cousin's uncle who turned out to be gay in his fourties told him. thats hi source
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This is bad news because the trajectory of the parts is unpredictable.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 50123767


Ever thought about a Birdshot Effect when Ison is hurled around the sun, catapulted back and disintegrates while it is moving around the Sun ? I have....
 Quoting: Trickster


It would be more like Shoemaker Levy 9 -- string of pearls. Still wouldn't get what it needed to aim anywhere near Earth.
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could each frag develop it's own tail?

that would be some sight.
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OP = tard.
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Oh snap Ison....No you didn't!
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OP = tard.
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OP = tard.
 Quoting: FTM


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The trajectory will not change, because no external forces are involved. It's simple Newtonian mechanics. The center of gravity of the two parts will follow exactly the same trajectory as an intact comet would have done.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34407246


Really, then why did it break apart? Seems to me causality has to come into play. Also since there are reports that one of the parts is slowing some external force is clearly at work. I am not say this means doom. I am only pointing out the obvious.
I ordered the destruction of mankind, why are you still here?
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ISON is doing well and has not split
Here is an image from Austria a few hours ago

[link to spaceweathergallery.com]
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11/17/2013 04:48 PM

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That's what I said.
CBET 3715 : 20131116 : COMET C/2012 S1 (ISON)
Only paid subscribers can read the CBETs bulletins though, so there is no way for most of us to verify the contents. Even I am not a subscriber. Guess I should be.
 Quoting: Dr. Astro



Come on then dickhead let's hear it.

You've had a shitty little hard on for this thing since day dot so tell us what's on your mind and projections now.

No disrespect but this is your time to shine and stop sitting on the fence like some little jumped up nerd with a telescope.

We are ALL listening.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29653176


That was uncalled for. Look, I'll say this, if the CBET posted is a hoax, it's a very clever hoax. Personally I think it's probably genuine. Only time will tell if it really has fragmented or not.
 Quoting: Dr. Astro


I apologise I shouldn't have called you a dickhead.

Tho saying that - thankyou for your answer.. I'm just a little tense right now with these developements after hearing your;

"Is on isn't or will ever be a threat", speeches.

Do you understand my frustration? You should do. Sad thing is I like and respect you but this...

Well.. I know its not YOUR fault but not even 5% of your suggestions leant towards this outcome.

In short - this is dangerous to earth isn't it? That's what I'm getting at. You should at least acknowledge that.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29653176


ison fragmenting or breaking isnt really an "outcome". It doesnt change anything. In fact i hope we get lots of pieces surviving the tirp to make for more of a show!! It wont change the trajectory, it won't hit us and it is not more dangerous broken than it is whole. I hope that makes you feel better.
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ISON is doing well and has not split
Here is an image from Austria a few hours ago

[link to spaceweathergallery.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 50137769


zoom it up and look at it closely. also, where have the multiple tails gone, in ONE day?
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11/17/2013 04:50 PM
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During Perihelion. End of November.

[link to stereo-ssc.nascom.nasa.gov]
 Quoting: #Geomagnetic_Storm#


this is very important information. thanks for posting.


(and, of course, SOHO is not Stereo Ahead and Behind)
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Come on then dickhead let's hear it.

You've had a shitty little hard on for this thing since day dot so tell us what's on your mind and projections now.

No disrespect but this is your time to shine and stop sitting on the fence like some little jumped up nerd with a telescope.

We are ALL listening.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29653176


That was uncalled for. Look, I'll say this, if the CBET posted is a hoax, it's a very clever hoax. Personally I think it's probably genuine. Only time will tell if it really has fragmented or not.
 Quoting: Dr. Astro


I apologise I shouldn't have called you a dickhead.

Tho saying that - thankyou for your answer.. I'm just a little tense right now with these developements after hearing your;

"Is on isn't or will ever be a threat", speeches.

Do you understand my frustration? You should do. Sad thing is I like and respect you but this...

Well.. I know its not YOUR fault but not even 5% of your suggestions leant towards this outcome.

In short - this is dangerous to earth isn't it? That's what I'm getting at. You should at least acknowledge that.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29653176


ison fragmenting or breaking isnt really an "outcome". It doesnt change anything. In fact i hope we get lots of pieces surviving the tirp to make for more of a show!! It wont change the trajectory, it won't hit us and it is not more dangerous broken than it is whole. I hope that makes you feel better.
 Quoting: green_girl


Of course and Thankyou for the answer.

I apologised for my initial comment bit to be fair it was powered by fear and confusion.

So errr... Green girl - where ya from? 'Honey'? Lol
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When will ISON be visible on Soho????
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During Perihelion. End of November.

[link to stereo-ssc.nascom.nasa.gov]
 Quoting: #Geomagnetic_Storm#


Isn't Mars visible right now on SOHO then?

yoda
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Venus is.
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During Perihelion. End of November.

[link to stereo-ssc.nascom.nasa.gov]
 Quoting: #Geomagnetic_Storm#


this is very important information. thanks for posting.


(and, of course, SOHO is not Stereo Ahead and Behind)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22437810


SO now the question is.

WHY NASA did not release anything about ISON on STEREO when ISON were supposed to be near the Sun?

Think about it.


PS who are the fnk tards who gave me reds? Come on, reply me on that cowards.

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A German source is also reporting this

ISON nucleus should be broken into two or more parts
November 17, 2013
The nucleus of ISON has probably split into two or more parts, reported just Comets and Asteroids on facebook. If true this information, it would mean that ISON the increasing heat and the stronger gravitational forces of our sun could not stand any longer. How bright ISON may still be now if more tails and develop (on each item), or whether it will soon fade, is not yet clear. Tomorrow morning is ISON next to the star Spica .

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That was uncalled for. Look, I'll say this, if the CBET posted is a hoax, it's a very clever hoax. Personally I think it's probably genuine. Only time will tell if it really has fragmented or not.
 Quoting: Dr. Astro


I apologise I shouldn't have called you a dickhead.

Tho saying that - thankyou for your answer.. I'm just a little tense right now with these developements after hearing your;

"Is on isn't or will ever be a threat", speeches.

Do you understand my frustration? You should do. Sad thing is I like and respect you but this...

Well.. I know its not YOUR fault but not even 5% of your suggestions leant towards this outcome.

In short - this is dangerous to earth isn't it? That's what I'm getting at. You should at least acknowledge that.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29653176


ison fragmenting or breaking isnt really an "outcome". It doesnt change anything. In fact i hope we get lots of pieces surviving the tirp to make for more of a show!! It wont change the trajectory, it won't hit us and it is not more dangerous broken than it is whole. I hope that makes you feel better.
 Quoting: green_girl


Of course and Thankyou for the answer.

I apologised for my initial comment bit to be fair it was powered by fear and confusion.

So errr... Green girl - where ya from? 'Honey'? Lol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29653176


Cape Breton
i know there is fear and confusion, which is why i frequently speak up on these threads. People say we don't know enough about ison to be able to say that, but we really do know all we need to. Physics rules! Nothing ison can do at this point will save it from its fate. It is no match for the sun or its own velocity - those forces are staggering compared to the tiny comet.
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ISON is doing well and has not split
Here is an image from Austria a few hours ago

[link to spaceweathergallery.com]
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thankee kindly sir/madam

now cattle-stun this thread off the sticky's list
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That's what I said.
CBET 3715 : 20131116 : COMET C/2012 S1 (ISON)
Only paid subscribers can read the CBETs bulletins though, so there is no way for most of us to verify the contents. Even I am not a subscriber. Guess I should be.
 Quoting: Dr. Astro



Come on then dickhead let's hear it.

You've had a shitty little hard on for this thing since day dot so tell us what's on your mind and projections now.

No disrespect but this is your time to shine and stop sitting on the fence like some little jumped up nerd with a telescope.

We are ALL listening.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29653176


That was uncalled for. Look, I'll say this, if the CBET posted is a hoax, it's a very clever hoax. Personally I think it's probably genuine. Only time will tell if it really has fragmented or not.
 Quoting: Dr. Astro


I apologise I shouldn't have called you a dickhead.

Tho saying that - thankyou for your answer.. I'm just a little tense right now with these developements after hearing your;

"Is on isn't or will ever be a threat", speeches.

Do you understand my frustration? You should do. Sad thing is I like and respect you but this...

Well.. I know its not YOUR fault but not even 5% of your suggestions leant towards this outcome.

In short - this is dangerous to earth isn't it? That's what I'm getting at. You should at least acknowledge that.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29653176


No, ISON is not dangerous to earth, even if it does fragment.
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im having a doomgasm here today with my doomtard friends!!

if this doom turns out to be fake, we will be so fuckin mad!

somebody will have to pay for this. this,can't miss. IT IS OUR DOOM! AND WE ARE NOT GOING TO LOSE IT !!!


DOOM SOCIETY!!ON RAMPAGE!!
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check it out:


[link to spaceweathergallery.com]
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A German source is also reporting this

ISON nucleus should be broken into two or more parts
November 17, 2013
The nucleus of ISON has probably split into two or more parts, reported just Comets and Asteroids on facebook. If true this information, it would mean that ISON the increasing heat and the stronger gravitational forces of our sun could not stand any longer. How bright ISON may still be now if more tails and develop (on each item), or whether it will soon fade, is not yet clear. Tomorrow morning is ISON next to the star Spica .

[link to translate.googleusercontent.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35272251


circular reference bullshit detected

that german "article" is just also quoting that busllhit on inyourfuckfacebook

its already in this thread
its a failscam

duh
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11/17/2013 04:56 PM
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Maybe the same thing intercepted it that intercepted the meteor in Russia, saving that city (name ends in "insk," I think.
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COMET C/2012 S1 (ISON) update November 16, 2013 from CBET 3715
H. Boehnhardt, C. Tubiana, N. Oklay, and J. B. Vincent, Max Planck Institute for Solar System Research, Katlenburg-Lindau; and U. Hopp, C. Ries, M. Schmidt, A. Riffeser, and C. Goessl, Astronomical Institute, Ludwig Maximilian University, Munich, report the detection of coma wings in Laplace-filter-processed CCD exposures of comet C/2012 S1 obtained with the 0.4-m telescope of the Mt. Wendelstein Observatory on Nov. 14.16-14.21 and 16.16-16.21 UT. The arclet-like wings appeared in opposite direction from the nucleus at position angles 15 and 195 deg on Nov. 14 and at p.a. 25 and 205 deg on Nov. 16. The coma wings extended straight from the nucleus for about 4700 km on Nov. 14 and 13500 km on Nov. 16 on either side of the extended radius vector and continued in streamers of the plasma tail. No coma wings were found in similar exposures obtained on Nov. 13. The coma wings suggest the presence of two or more sub-nuclei with individual expanding atmospheres in the overall cometary coma and may indicate recent nucleus splitting in the comet.
 Quoting: peperino IX 47331455


Btw did anyone VERIFY the authenticity of OP's post???

Facebook?

Really??
 Quoting: Ford Prefect


a website linked from Bruce Gary's site

[link to 6888comete.free.fr]

key out the coma structure on the newest images.
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This is bad news because the trajectory of the parts is unpredictable.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 50123767


Ever thought about a Birdshot Effect when Ison is hurled around the sun, catapulted back and disintegrates while it is moving around the Sun ? I have....
 Quoting: Trickster


It would be more like Shoemaker Levy 9 -- string of pearls. Still wouldn't get what it needed to aim anywhere near Earth.
 Quoting: 74444


could each frag develop it's own tail?

that would be some sight.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 50114062


Theoretically, yeah, each chunk could develop a tail, assuming ISON broke apart.

And yeah, I imagine that would potentially be very lovely.

We'll see.
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Maybe the same thing intercepted it that intercepted the meteor in Russia, saving that city (name ends in "insk," I think.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 50114804


Chelyabinsk.

And, the atmosphere? That's the thing that intercepted it.
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Maybe the same thing intercepted it that intercepted the meteor in Russia, saving that city (name ends in "insk," I think.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 50114804


Chelyabinsk.

And, the atmosphere? That's the thing that intercepted it.
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heheh lol you cant teach tards dont waste your time
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Notice how the unholy trinity (green girl, Astro and geomagnetic) always show up at the same time?
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Notice how the Pro-Doom crowd repeatedly falls back on ad hominems?

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