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ISON BREAKS IN TWO PARTS!!!!

 
Anonymous Coward
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11/17/2013 02:35 PM
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so now you will get your blue and red katchina
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hesright
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11/17/2013 02:35 PM
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The trajectory will not change, because no external forces are involved. It's simple Newtonian mechanics. The center of gravity of the two parts will follow exactly the same trajectory as an intact comet would have done.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34407246


Though clearly the suns effects have split it...and...don't forget the internal force from actually splitting means unpredictability...
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11/17/2013 02:37 PM
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The trajectory will not change, because no external forces are involved. It's simple Newtonian mechanics. The center of gravity of the two parts will follow exactly the same trajectory as an intact comet would have done.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34407246


errm and how exactly do you know that no external force was involved? :)

... just asking
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11/17/2013 02:37 PM

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ISON has a 56.45% chance of hitting the Earth. That figure is increasing daily according to my sources.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 50123991


That figure is totally wrong according to my sources.
 Quoting: Lucky Charms


decimal point is wrong

move it one step right, and we're there.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 50114062


Batten down the hatches, bring in the tomato plants, and begin the panic sex; Shit just got real son.
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Now we have to name to two parts I and son ?!
 Quoting: A r c t u r u s



:) or Eye and Son..
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11/17/2013 02:38 PM

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Pics or link besides FB?
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11/17/2013 02:38 PM
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The trajectory will not change, because no external forces are involved. It's simple Newtonian mechanics. The center of gravity of the two parts will follow exactly the same trajectory as an intact comet would have done.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34407246


unless they do a little bump and grind with each other
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11/17/2013 02:38 PM
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The trajectory will not change, because no external forces are involved. It's simple Newtonian mechanics. The center of gravity of the two parts will follow exactly the same trajectory as an intact comet would have done.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34407246


WRONG!
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11/17/2013 02:40 PM
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Now we have to name to two parts I and son ?!
 Quoting: A r c t u r u s



:) or Eye and Son..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39988244


or the son of God, coming in the Information age?

iSon

what happened about those weird planes that were flying round Hollywood yesterday? anyone figure them out?
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11/17/2013 02:40 PM
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This is really really bad. But not unexpected
. Gather your supplies and head for shelter. Deep underground preferably.
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11/17/2013 02:40 PM
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PLEASE MAKE MY DEATH QUICK, DRACO-PLEADIANS!!!!!
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11/17/2013 02:41 PM
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The trajectory will not change, because no external forces are involved. It's simple Newtonian mechanics. The center of gravity of the two parts will follow exactly the same trajectory as an intact comet would have done.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34407246


Completely wrong. Gravity will always be an external force on any object in space, even if it's light years away out in deep space -- there will always be a gravitational force pushing and pulling objects. With separation there will always be the unpredictability at first because gravitational forces are exerted in different ways -- so I trump your Newton with Newton's first law: Anything can fucking happen.
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11/17/2013 02:41 PM

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OP hit and run.

The can of worms is open.

Doomtards hijacked the thread.

Every man for himself now.
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11/17/2013 02:42 PM
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The real bad news is one part is slowing down.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 44735483


Didn't that mole guy say something about it slowing down and turning? Something about red too?
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11/17/2013 02:43 PM

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My power is flickering as I type this.hiding
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11/17/2013 02:44 PM
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[link to www.youtube.com]
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11/17/2013 02:44 PM
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This is bad news because the trajectory of the parts is unpredictable.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 50123767


Seek the face of God. Has wormwood arrived yet?
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11/17/2013 02:45 PM
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Link which actually says it's split please I smell bs
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11/17/2013 02:45 PM
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What does this mean...is the doom off now?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2213185


Yes, another doom off.
ISON is "dying".
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11/17/2013 02:46 PM

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[link to www.facebook.com (secure)]

COMET C/2012 S1 (ISON) update November 16, 2013 from CBET 3715
H. Boehnhardt, C. Tubiana, N. Oklay, and J. B. Vincent, Max Planck Institute for Solar System Research, Katlenburg-Lindau; and U. Hopp, C. Ries, M. Schmidt, A. Riffeser, and C. Goessl, Astronomical Institute, Ludwig Maximilian University, Munich, report the detection of coma wings in Laplace-filter-processed CCD exposures of comet C/2012 S1 obtained with the 0.4-m telescope of the Mt. Wendelstein Observatory on Nov. 14.16-14.21 and 16.16-16.21 UT. The arclet-like wings appeared in opposite direction from the nucleus at position angles 15 and 195 deg on Nov. 14 and at p.a. 25 and 205 deg on Nov. 16. The coma wings extended straight from the nucleus for about 4700 km on Nov. 14 and 13500 km on Nov. 16 on either side of the extended radius vector and continued in streamers of the plasma tail. No coma wings were found in similar exposures obtained on Nov. 13. The coma wings suggest the presence of two or more sub-nuclei with individual expanding atmospheres in the overall cometary coma and may indicate recent nucleus splitting in the comet.
 Quoting: peperino IX 47331455


Btw did anyone VERIFY the authenticity of OP's post???

Facebook?

Really??
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11/17/2013 02:46 PM
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This is really really bad. But not unexpected
. Gather your supplies and head for shelter. Deep underground preferably.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 50123991


fuck that! if it's coming, i'm heading for ground zero to welcome it with open arms.
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11/17/2013 02:46 PM
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This is bad news because the trajectory of the parts is unpredictable.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 50123767


hesright
 Quoting: Solar Guardian


Now it it could be breaking up, it may not survive going around of the sun and will likely break up into tiny pieces.

Doom off ladies.
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11/17/2013 02:46 PM

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OP hit and run.

The can of worms is open.

Doomtards hijacked the thread.

Every man for himself now.
 Quoting: Ford Prefect


Oh, finally I agree with you

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To dream is to believe in the power of love.
To love is to believe in yourself.

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11/17/2013 02:47 PM
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doom off
move along
physics 101 back to basics
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11/17/2013 02:47 PM
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The trajectory will not change, because no external forces are involved. It's simple Newtonian mechanics. The center of gravity of the two parts will follow exactly the same trajectory as an intact comet would have done.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34407246


Completely wrong. Gravity will always be an external force on any object in space, even if it's light years away out in deep space -- there will always be a gravitational force pushing and pulling objects. With separation there will always be the unpredictability at first because gravitational forces are exerted in different ways -- so I trump your Newton with Newton's first law: Anything can fucking happen.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48890661



you dont understand mechanics. take all the parts and do computation on all of them.

when comet was still one part it was one comet, now if its multiple parts the impulse and other things need to be calculated on all of its remaining parts no matter how large or small etc

the calculated virtual center of these multiple parts is still the same as if it were in one part

back to highschool and physics 101 for you
i am not native engrish speaker but you need to do physics basics
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Link which actually says it's split please I smell bs
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 50062920


Classic hit and run.

No reliable source.

No images.
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11/17/2013 02:48 PM
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The real bad news is one part is slowing down.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 44735483


incoming, will land on our moon soon.
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11/17/2013 02:48 PM
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It's interesting, but I don't know what to do with this information.

It seems as if the experts don't know what is going on with ISON. And that is not necessarily a bad thing.
 Quoting: Astrum


yeh. it looks to me like NASA is scared shitless.
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11/17/2013 02:49 PM
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This is bad news because the trajectory of the parts is unpredictable.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 50123767


Seek the face of God. Has wormwood arrived yet?
 Quoting: Harbinger Of Truth

Is coming?
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11/17/2013 02:50 PM
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The real bad news is one part is slowing down.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 44735483


This is probably true since "The arclet-like wings appeared in opposite direction from the nucleus at position angles 15 and 195 deg"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 50123767


If it slows down AND turns I will A)be reminded of a prediction made on GLP that it will do that & B)politely excuse myself to go put on fresh underwear.
 Quoting: Reinvigorated Being


Yeah, that was that mole guy who's been saying that. I read a thread here about two weeks ago when someone was posting some of moles shit. He said the tail will turn red, and we should pay careful attention when any of these things happen. He even said something about when it's reported to break-up, but I can't remember what he said mole said. Anyone?

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