You can also piss and or crap in a pail and put it beside your apt entrance. Then vapour barrier the pail into the door lobby you just made to block the odour. Then finish it off with a quarked paper horn thats tapped into the vapour barrier, out of gunshot elevation, for your lony winey begging voice. This barrier will also help keep food smells from tipping your neighbours off in other apts.


You may akso use this as your washroom if the plumbing goes dead and you have nowhere else to go. It csn also be tipped over under your door crack if anyone tries to break in or filcked at intruders. A lid for such pail (s) would also be preferable to help cobtrol your chemical warfare initiatie. You dont want neighbours breaking in just to control the smell so keep it mild enough not to attract attention and strong enough to detract.