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Does anybody realize this? Illinois just passed gay marriage and now is getting pounded by tornados. Just another weather disaster after doing something God disapproves of.


Flame away people. I can take it. I'm going to be praying a lot tonight.
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Tornadoes ALWAYS touch down in Illinois. Nothing new here..


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Does anybody realize this? Illinois just passed gay marriage and now is getting pounded by tornados. Just another weather disaster after doing something God disapproves of.


Flame away people. I can take it. I'm going to be praying a lot tonight.
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Go ahead and pray your empty little head off. You do know there were natural disasters before Humans even invented God? Who was mad enough to cause them before there was a God to be angry? Yeah, keep praying, reality doesn't suit you.
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I hate to say it OP... But when I comes to an IQ level.. Yours could possibly be in the negative.... I could say a lot about your statement... But lol I think it speaks for itself
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Yeah, I don't think so. I'm an one percenter when it comes to IQ and the SAT.
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You would think that you'd know the proper usage of a/an were that true. You also might have even the slightest clue about causality. Natural disasters happen. Always have regardless of which mythological deity gets offended.
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I hate to say it OP... But when I comes to an IQ level.. Yours could possibly be in the negative.... I could say a lot about your statement... But lol I think it speaks for itself
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Yeah, I don't think so. I'm an one percenter when it comes to IQ and the SAT.
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Come on. Don't you know smart people can be Christian? Yeah stupid people are more likely to believe in God...but there are smart Christians too.
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No, there aren't.
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Illinois experiences several tornados every year. I highly doubt that this outbreak is because your "God" is angry.
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No we really don't. We never have weather like this in Nov.

Being 36 years old, I've been in about 7 tornadoes in my lifetime, all in IL.
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Oh, well in that case it totally HAS to be godd.
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I hate to say it OP... But when I comes to an IQ level.. Yours could possibly be in the negative.... I could say a lot about your statement... But lol I think it speaks for itself
 Quoting: Yourgodisobsolete 49992408


Yeah, I don't think so. I'm an one percenter when it comes to IQ and the SAT.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36585096


You would think that you'd know the proper usage of a/an were that true. You also might have even the slightest clue about causality. Natural disasters happen. Always have regardless of which mythological deity gets offended.
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You use an if word after starts with vowel as in ONE.
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If God did send the tornadoes as punishment, why didn't he do it the same day that gay marriage was made legal in Illinois?

Also, does any one have any evidence that the states that have legalized gay marriage have been subsequently hit by natural disasters?
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Bumping because this is a five star crazy thread.

God created everyone.

Even the gays.

Hence we are all children of God.
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Does anybody realize this? Illinois just passed gay marriage and now is getting pounded by tornados. Just another weather disaster after doing something God disapproves of.


Flame away people. I can take it. I'm going to be praying a lot tonight.
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Our Father in heaven has removed his hedge of protection for the USA. God visits his house first in the Bible Belt, to show he is God!

satan will use the power of air to destroy man, crops, food shortages next.



ww.weather.com/news/tornado-central/midwest-tornado-outbreak-​20131118


These 501c3 churches need to repent, and obey the 10 commandments again, starting with the Sabbath. ( Fri at sunset-Saturday sunset )

And stop pagan rituals & holidays like Christmas, easter, halloween, ect. to follow the Lords Feasts.

Jeremiah 10 (King James Version)
[link to www.biblegateway.com]

Then they all need to tear down their graven images, statues, and idols, & repent. Any Catholics, leave that false church and read your Bible ( KJV ) now.
Thread: Catholic Bishop confessed that they change the Sabbath from Sat to Sunday
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this outbreak is because God is angry.

YES !!!!

god wanted them to LEGALIZE MARIJUANA !!!
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Bumping because this is a five star crazy thread.

God created everyone.

Even the gays.

Hence we are all children of God.
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GOD did not create SINNERS....SIN came into Mankind when they opened the door to Satan...
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Ridiculous
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Thread: Illinois bishop plans Gay-marriage exorcism November 20th.
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Re: Illinois Legalizes Gay Marriages; Tornados Touch Down in Illinois. GOD IS PISSED!
Does anybody realize this? Illinois just passed gay marriage and now is getting pounded by tornados. Just another weather disaster after doing something God disapproves of.


Flame away people. I can take it. I'm going to be praying a lot tonight.
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FACT, since 1950, there have been 12 tornadoes in Illinois before they signed the law. less then 2 weeks after they signed it Illinois gets hit with 44 tornadoes in one day.

New jersey legalizes it and gets hit with the biggest hurricane in history.
California legalizes it and gets hit with more fires in the time span from legal till now, in their history
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Does anybody realize this? Illinois just passed gay marriage and now is getting pounded by tornados. Just another weather disaster after doing something God disapproves of.


Flame away people. I can take it. I'm going to be praying a lot tonight.
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FACT, since 1950, there have been 12 tornadoes in Illinois in November before they signed the law. less then 2 weeks after they signed it Illinois gets hit with 44 tornadoes in one day.

New jersey legalizes it and gets hit with the biggest hurricane in history.
California legalizes it and gets hit with more fires in the time span from legal till now, in their history
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I think your just homophobic and wish this was the way it was
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Are you saying a "wonder of God" couldn't be punishing those who have succumbed to the acceptance of something that is an abomination to him?

You see, many have fallen victim to spiritual warfare regarding homosexual agenda. The dark side has been very very diligent in getting people as individuals and the masses to "accept" the homosexual agenda.

They even call it "judging" if a true believer speaks out against it, when really true believers are called on and expected to call out sin.
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Here's a link to wiki all about tornados.

[link to en.wikipedia.org]

I think it's a little extreme to call them, "a wonder of God".

Anyway, this thread is stupid, see ya.
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Re: Illinois Legalizes Gay Marriages; Tornados Touch Down in Illinois. GOD IS PISSED!
It's just plain dumb to say god is bring wrath upon Illionis over gay marriage. For one those storms have spawned tornados all over the Midwest.. Not just Illionis.. Besides your god said to follow the law of the land.. It's just ridiculous to say god had any part in it.. Even if he is real!
I wouldnt want any part of a god that punishes his people for state govenment decisions.. Your guys are fucking dumb as shit to believe that.
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Bumping because this is a five star crazy thread.

God created everyone.

Even the gays.

Hence we are all children of God.
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GOD did not create SINNERS....SIN came into Mankind when they opened the door to Satan...
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While there is no god, I wish Satan were real. He seems like my kinda guy.
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Bumping because this is a five star crazy thread.

God created everyone.

Even the gays.

Hence we are all children of God.
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GOD did not create SINNERS....SIN came into Mankind when they opened the door to Satan...
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While there is no god, I wish Satan were real. He seems like my kinda guy.
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You like paedophiles?

Because that's one of the many things Satan does.
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This entire thread is gay...5a
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Yep, you are correct OP and God is just warming up. We will however be given a collective yet personal warning very soon. Then everyone will know. Amenhesright
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Re: Illinois Legalizes Gay Marriages; Tornados Touch Down in Illinois. GOD IS PISSED!
what causes tornados is when fast moving warm front slides under cold air. Usually the warm air slides up over the cold air.

I was driving around in it yesterday, little micro-tornados everywhere, swirling winds.
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Re: Illinois Legalizes Gay Marriages; Tornados Touch Down in Illinois. GOD IS PISSED!
When I heard Illinois was being hit by tornadoes I thought I bet some crazy fundie is hollering God is unleashing his wrath on the gays. So I googled this for entertainment value, and holy flying monkeys I was right!!

Of coarse let's ignore that tornadoes would be a totally ambiguous message. God could be angry that someone littered, and you would never know it. It's just your homophobic bias that wants to connect dots.

This also ignore that global warming is happening, and this has extremely more probable natural explanations. If this is the way your god sends a message he didn't think this through.
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God gave Man freewill, its your choice to be gay. if you follow the bible it clearly states he does not like gays.
instead of treating it as a mental illness we enable them. People who have no faith will continue to deny what is happening. As God is being removed from our nation and we keep getting worse. But non believer's will never get it so don't waste your time on them. Don't worry about them. Satan needs souls too.Jesus is my LORD AMEN
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word.

i think the same way, OP.
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Re: Illinois Legalizes Gay Marriages; Tornados Touch Down in Illinois. GOD IS PISSED!
When I heard Illinois was being hit by tornadoes I thought I bet some crazy fundie is hollering God is unleashing his wrath on the gays. So I googled this for entertainment value, and holy flying monkeys I was right!!

Of coarse let's ignore that tornadoes would be a totally ambiguous message. God could be angry that someone littered, and you would never know it. It's just your homophobic bias that wants to connect dots.

This also ignore that global warming is happening, and this has extremely more probable natural explanations. If this is the way your god sends a message he didn't think this through.
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no fucking body is "afraid" of those who choose the abomination of homosexuality...we are disgusted by people who are like this. what's to fear. NOTHING FROM ANYONE. cram that "homophobic" card up your ass.
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so NJ and NYC are next?

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