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Urine drug testing 24hours notice - how to pass every time

 
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How to pass a Urine screen with 24 hours notice – tried and tested

If your in the situation were as you job requires Urine drug screening as I am, and you enjoy recreational drug use. This is my tried and tested method.

When you first find out:

Immediately start drinking water, as much as possible up to the test, dont go crazy though. This will dilute your urine.
Do not do any exercise, this breaks down you fat cells and releases the stored drugs/residuals into you system. Be lazy.
Eat red meat, as much as possible. This will increase you creatine in you urine in which the drug test is tested against. Also due to your diluted urine from water, the creatine should stay at non-suspect levels.

8 hours before :

Keep drinking water, drink at least 2L of cranberry juice. Cranberry is a diuretic and will ensure you bladder is clean. The Juice is also acidic and will maintain you pH level in your urine. It also contains salts which will maintain you urine specific gravity.

You should be now urinating every 45min-1hour at least.

4 hours before :

Keep drinking water. Take some multi vitamins – for a nice yellow colour to your Urine, as clear Urine becomes suspect.

Before you walk into the doctor Urinate. Should be very easy by now.

Usually you have another 10-15min before they get you to urinate. You should be all good by now.

If you are able to go to the toilet for the test. Always collect your sample from mid flow.



If you are going to comment, why dont you just not take drugs – FUCK YOU, its my life, you god loving mother fucker.

For everyone else, hope this was informative and will help you being discriminated against.
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why not just demand , I'll take a drug test if you take one too .
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This will clear you for pot?
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We must not let our rulers load us with perpetual debt. We must make our election between economy and liberty or profusion and servitude. If we run into such debt, as that we must be taxed in our meat and in our drink, in our necessaries and our comforts, in our labors and our amusements, for our calling and our creeds... [we will] have no time to think, no means of calling our miss-managers to account but be glad to obtain subsistence by hiring ourselves to rivet their chains on the necks of our fellow-sufferers... And this is the tendency of all human governments. A departure from principle in one instance becomes a precedent for [another ]... till the bulk of society is reduced to be mere automatons of misery... And the fore-horse of this frightful team is public debt. Taxation follows that, and in its train wretchedness and oppression. - Thomas Jefferson


AND NOW WE ARE BEING BOMBARDED WITH MESSAGES THAT OSAMA BIN LADIN IS PLANNING TO ATTACK THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. AND I'M TELLING YOU, BE PREPARED FOR A MAJOR ATTACK. BUT IT WON'T BE OSAMA BIN LADEN, IT WILL BE THOSE BEHIND THE NWO. IT IS VERY LIKELY THAT THEY WILL STAGE A TERRORIST ATTACK AND IT IS GOING TO BE BID ENOUGH THAT MARTIAL LAW COULD BE DECLARED. - BILL COOPER 06/28/2001 (3 MONTHS BEFORE 9/11)
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This will clear you for pot?
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Yes, thats what I do it for, even if your a heavy smoker
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This will clear you for pot?
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Yes, thats what I do it for, even if your a heavy smoker
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Or a loser like OP...sadly you aren't man enough to handle life without resorting to drugs, It must REALLY suck to be you OP...and BTW, I ain't a "God" man
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I agree op..seen it before myself. Also take azo cranberry pills for 48 hrs because they also help too.
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as clear Urine becomes suspect.
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Do the masses really not drink enough water? Damn man, I drink so much I am sure I piss water.
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as clear Urine becomes suspect.
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Do the masses really not drink enough water? Damn man, I drink so much I am sure I piss water.
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chuckle
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i have seen dudes smoke blunts using the sunday newspaper on their way to bootcamp the night before actually, and drink 2 gallons of water and pass with flying colors.
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This will clear you for pot?
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Yes, thats what I do it for, even if your a heavy smoker
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2204418



Or a loser like OP...sadly you aren't man enough to handle life without resorting to drugs, It must REALLY suck to be you OP...and BTW, I ain't a "God" man
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3631265


No body asked you, fag.
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We must not let our rulers load us with perpetual debt. We must make our election between economy and liberty or profusion and servitude. If we run into such debt, as that we must be taxed in our meat and in our drink, in our necessaries and our comforts, in our labors and our amusements, for our calling and our creeds... [we will] have no time to think, no means of calling our miss-managers to account but be glad to obtain subsistence by hiring ourselves to rivet their chains on the necks of our fellow-sufferers... And this is the tendency of all human governments. A departure from principle in one instance becomes a precedent for [another ]... till the bulk of society is reduced to be mere automatons of misery... And the fore-horse of this frightful team is public debt. Taxation follows that, and in its train wretchedness and oppression. - Thomas Jefferson


AND NOW WE ARE BEING BOMBARDED WITH MESSAGES THAT OSAMA BIN LADIN IS PLANNING TO ATTACK THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. AND I'M TELLING YOU, BE PREPARED FOR A MAJOR ATTACK. BUT IT WON'T BE OSAMA BIN LADEN, IT WILL BE THOSE BEHIND THE NWO. IT IS VERY LIKELY THAT THEY WILL STAGE A TERRORIST ATTACK AND IT IS GOING TO BE BID ENOUGH THAT MARTIAL LAW COULD BE DECLARED. - BILL COOPER 06/28/2001 (3 MONTHS BEFORE 9/11)
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This will clear you for pot?
 Quoting: southernwench


Yes, thats what I do it for, even if your a heavy smoker
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2204418



Or a loser like OP...sadly you aren't man enough to handle life without resorting to drugs, It must REALLY suck to be you OP...and BTW, I ain't a "God" man
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3631265


Lol,Im a real loser?. Great family which I love, great job, life is great. WTF r u on about. You self Righteous mother fucker. BTW... fuck you , Suck a fat dick cheecko...
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This will clear you for pot?
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Yes, thats what I do it for, even if your a heavy smoker
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2204418



Or a loser like OP...sadly you aren't man enough to handle life without resorting to drugs, It must REALLY suck to be you OP...and BTW, I ain't a "God" man
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3631265

Cannabis is a gift from God.
Worry is a misuse of the imagination.
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Dont listen to OP, hes an Idiot...

IT DEPENDS ON WHAT TYPE OF TEST THEY ARE USING.

This falls into 2 categories:

1. Testing for present intoxication.

2. Testing for past use


1. Testing for present intoxication.

Saliva Test


Marijuana - Single Use: 0-24 hrs

Marijuana - Regular Use: 0-24 hrs

Blood Test

Marijuana - Single Use: 6-24 hrs

Marijuana - Regular Use: Up to 7 Days



2. Testing for past use.

Hair Test.

Marijuana - Single Use: Unlikely.

Marijuana - Regular Use: Months to Years



Urine Test

Use the calculator, too many variables with this test.
[link to www.marijuanacentral.com]
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This will clear you for pot?
 Quoting: southernwench


Yes, thats what I do it for, even if your a heavy smoker
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2204418



Or a loser like OP...sadly you aren't man enough to handle life without resorting to drugs, It must REALLY suck to be you OP...and BTW, I ain't a "God" man
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3631265


Lol,Im a real loser?. Great family which I love, great job, life is great. WTF r u on about. You self Righteous mother fucker. BTW... fuck you , Suck a fat dick cheecko...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2204418



Just pointing out LOSERS when I see them and OP, you ARE one
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I love it when people sit there with a beer and rant about the evils of pot. Pot is only illegal because they can't tax it because it's too easy to grow at home. I have yet to see a pothead harm another person either by his hands or a vehicle because he was stoned. Mix in booze or other drugs and you have a problem.
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I'm not a drug user, but I'm for freedom which means everybody must have the right to chose for himself what to do with his body.

That being said I say for people with jobs like bus driver, train driver, pilot, operation of dangerous machines etc. drug tests are OK and I support them there.

For jobs where drugs are of no harm as long as the person can do its job I say the drug testing is unconstitutional.

To drug users I say: Stop caring about urine tests etc. and stand the fuck up for your fucking rights. If everyone who likes to smoke dope would take it to the streets it would be a march of millions, it would be the largest protest in human history. There would be nothing the gubberment can do against it.
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How to pass a Urine screen with 24 hours notice – tried and tested

If your in the situation were as you job requires Urine drug screening as I am, and you enjoy recreational drug use. This is my tried and tested method.

When you first find out:

Immediately start drinking water, as much as possible up to the test, dont go crazy though. This will dilute your urine.
Do not do any exercise, this breaks down you fat cells and releases the stored drugs/residuals into you system. Be lazy.
Eat red meat, as much as possible. This will increase you creatine in you urine in which the drug test is tested against. Also due to your diluted urine from water, the creatine should stay at non-suspect levels.

8 hours before :

Keep drinking water, drink at least 2L of cranberry juice. Cranberry is a diuretic and will ensure you bladder is clean. The Juice is also acidic and will maintain you pH level in your urine. It also contains salts which will maintain you urine specific gravity.

You should be now urinating every 45min-1hour at least.

4 hours before :

Keep drinking water. Take some multi vitamins – for a nice yellow colour to your Urine, as clear Urine becomes suspect.

Before you walk into the doctor Urinate. Should be very easy by now.

Usually you have another 10-15min before they get you to urinate. You should be all good by now.

If you are able to go to the toilet for the test. Always collect your sample from mid flow.



If you are going to comment, why dont you just not take drugs – FUCK YOU, its my life, you god loving mother fucker.

For everyone else, hope this was informative and will help you being discriminated against.
 Quoting: FYI 2204418


Or you can just buy a creatine powder and mix with cranberry juice. Drink 64 ounces the night before and another 64 ounces the morning of, make sure you do this 3 hours before test.
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My method is 100% effective. I don't take drugs.
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Dont listen to OP, hes an Idiot...

IT DEPENDS ON WHAT TYPE OF TEST THEY ARE USING.

This falls into 2 categories:

1. Testing for present intoxication.

2. Testing for past use


1. Testing for present intoxication.

Saliva Test


Marijuana - Single Use: 0-24 hrs

Marijuana - Regular Use: 0-24 hrs

Blood Test

Marijuana - Single Use: 6-24 hrs

Marijuana - Regular Use: Up to 7 Days



2. Testing for past use.

Hair Test.

Marijuana - Single Use: Unlikely.

Marijuana - Regular Use: Months to Years



Urine Test

Use the calculator, too many variables with this test.
[link to www.marijuanacentral.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47500597

Did you read the title - URINE TEST, Im pretty sure no1 is that stupid to keep smoking while you are detoxing you urine, I mean what the fuck man, and people are calling me an idiot
- It works for me? so what is the problem or issue. Im a idiot because?? Im giving people information.
WOW, some people are so angry at the world.
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stoner Thank goodness I'm retired.
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Well my info is there, take it or leave it. Im going to smoke a fat blunt and laugh at you bigots.

Oh, dont call me an idiot again it really hurts :)
Peace
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This is what ya really need, forget all that other crap.

[link to urinator.com]
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Yes, thats what I do it for, even if your a heavy smoker
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2204418



Or a loser like OP...sadly you aren't man enough to handle life without resorting to drugs, It must REALLY suck to be you OP...and BTW, I ain't a "God" man
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3631265


Lol,Im a real loser?. Great family which I love, great job, life is great. WTF r u on about. You self Righteous mother fucker. BTW... fuck you , Suck a fat dick cheecko...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2204418



Just pointing out LOSERS when I see them and OP, you ARE one
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3631265


? WTF ? troll , I dont know you, get a life and stop looking for the attention that your daddy never gave you.
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How to pass a Urine screen with 24 hours notice – tried and tested

If your in the situation were as you job requires Urine drug screening as I am, and you enjoy recreational drug use. This is my tried and tested method.

When you first find out:

Immediately start drinking water, as much as possible up to the test, dont go crazy though. This will dilute your urine.
Do not do any exercise, this breaks down you fat cells and releases the stored drugs/residuals into you system. Be lazy.
Eat red meat, as much as possible. This will increase you creatine in you urine in which the drug test is tested against. Also due to your diluted urine from water, the creatine should stay at non-suspect levels.

8 hours before :

Keep drinking water, drink at least 2L of cranberry juice. Cranberry is a diuretic and will ensure you bladder is clean. The Juice is also acidic and will maintain you pH level in your urine. It also contains salts which will maintain you urine specific gravity.

You should be now urinating every 45min-1hour at least.

4 hours before :

Keep drinking water. Take some multi vitamins – for a nice yellow colour to your Urine, as clear Urine becomes suspect.

Before you walk into the doctor Urinate. Should be very easy by now.

Usually you have another 10-15min before they get you to urinate. You should be all good by now.

If you are able to go to the toilet for the test. Always collect your sample from mid flow.



If you are going to comment, why dont you just not take drugs – FUCK YOU, its my life, you god loving mother fucker.

For everyone else, hope this was informative and will help you being discriminated against.
 Quoting: FYI 2204418


Valid point.
It used to be a free America.
...and as long as you are affect / hurt no one but yourself....you should be free to do as you please.

Still...wouldn't it be easier just to lay off the stuff for a while? 1doh1
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Or a loser like OP...sadly you aren't man enough to handle life without resorting to drugs, It must REALLY suck to be you OP...and BTW, I ain't a "God" man
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3631265


Lol,Im a real loser?. Great family which I love, great job, life is great. WTF r u on about. You self Righteous mother fucker. BTW... fuck you , Suck a fat dick cheecko...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2204418



Just pointing out LOSERS when I see them and OP, you ARE one
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3631265


? WTF ? troll , I dont know you, get a life and stop looking for the attention that your daddy never gave you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2204418


I thought you were going off to smoke a "blunt", So not only are you a loser, you ARE a LIER too....
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Just don't take illegal drugs and you will pass every time. :)
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define illegal drugs ?
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I hate to be a square. But if your job hunting, don't smoke weed or do drugs. Then once you get employment, who cares.
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Dont listen to OP, hes an Idiot...

IT DEPENDS ON WHAT TYPE OF TEST THEY ARE USING.

This falls into 2 categories:

1. Testing for present intoxication.

2. Testing for past use


1. Testing for present intoxication.

Saliva Test


Marijuana - Single Use: 0-24 hrs

Marijuana - Regular Use: 0-24 hrs

Blood Test

Marijuana - Single Use: 6-24 hrs

Marijuana - Regular Use: Up to 7 Days



2. Testing for past use.

Hair Test.

Marijuana - Single Use: Unlikely.

Marijuana - Regular Use: Months to Years



Urine Test

Use the calculator, too many variables with this test.
[link to www.marijuanacentral.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47500597

Did you read the title - URINE TEST, Im pretty sure no1 is that stupid to keep smoking while you are detoxing you urine, I mean what the fuck man, and people are calling me an idiot
- It works for me? so what is the problem or issue. Im a idiot because?? Im giving people information.
WOW, some people are so angry at the world.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2204418


LOL i dont know how i missed that in the title...

I apologize, i was the idiot.
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Just don't take illegal drugs and you will pass every time. :)
 Quoting: Abbs Dublin


Some stats in America, it's legal to have a MD's perception for medical marijuana. Yet if one still has to take an employment drug test, FAIL. Your above comment is pointless. Also, there are now two states, Washington and Colorado, recreational marijuana is legal. But per-employment testing still occurs.
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This will clear you for pot?
 Quoting: southernwench


Yes, thats what I do it for, even if your a heavy smoker
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2204418



Or a loser like OP...sadly you aren't man enough to handle life without resorting to drugs, It must REALLY suck to be you OP...and BTW, I ain't a "God" man
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3631265

Cannabis is a gift from God.
 Quoting: Kirk
your welcome , its not the least i can do though .

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