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ALERT! DANGER! COMET ISON and....I will break a HUGE story tonight!

 
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OMG, that is a nightmare pic!
 Quoting: --Voltaic--


Oh my gawwwwddddddd.
 Quoting: natasha77


YOU started it. ohyeah
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46035144


I know but everyone knows I always moist up during high stress.

Its...its hard to picture Helen that way..o.O
 Quoting: natasha77


But what you still don't understand we Neanderthals are trying to picture you in our minds eye "moistening up". Ok, that's all from me. I never get this crude.
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"No sugar tonight in my coffee
No sugar tonight in my tea
No sugar to stand beside me
No sugar to run with me

Datn-doo-dow-dow
Datn-doo-dow
Datn-doo-dow-dow
Datn-doo-dow"
MORE FIRE!!!... and sling it while it's hot.!!
ass, gas, or grass, nobody rides for free.!
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11/17/2013 08:21 PM

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if I only had 3-4 hours...I sure as hell wouldn't be posting on GLP
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putin
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SHILLS ROLLZ

stan agree
To live is to believe in the power of dreams.
To dream is to believe in the power of love.
To love is to believe in yourself.

Luca 21:28 "Ma quando queste cose cominceranno ad accadere, guardate in alto e alzate i vostri sguardi, perché la vostra liberazione è vicina".
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11/17/2013 08:22 PM
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I'm so excited gaah
 Quoting: Bananael


Me too. I'm getting moist.
 Quoting: natasha77


angryface
 Quoting: ANHEDONIC


Don't any of you have a sense of humor?????
Omg.
Ok, I'm not moist.
Better?
 Quoting: natasha77


yea pretty amazing with all the talk of doom boners and doom orgasms you get raked over the coals for this...hey if you wanna be moist...go for it and never apologize!!!! rockon
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11/17/2013 08:23 PM

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Hope we're not waiting 3-4 hours for a video on how ISON is breaking up.
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if I only had 3-4 hours...I sure as hell wouldn't be posting on GLP
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putin
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Glad I was not the only one who noticed that gem of the American school system
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[link to en.wikipedia.org]

Comet Holmes and Ison have the same blue appearance. Ion tail before exploding?

Holmes outburst just before exploding.

In fact, look at Holmes in the link then look at Ison!


Shit man, Ison might be in the stages of exploding right now!
Do your absolute best and the rest is fate.
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11/17/2013 08:24 PM
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OMG, that is a nightmare pic!
 Quoting: --Voltaic--


Oh my gawwwwddddddd.
 Quoting: natasha77


YOU started it. ohyeah
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46035144


I know but everyone knows I always moist up during high stress.

Its...its hard to picture Helen that way..o.O
 Quoting: natasha77


It's why they had to get rid of her.

She kept stinking up the press conferences.
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I'm so excited gaah
 Quoting: Bananael


Me too. I'm getting moist.
 Quoting: natasha77


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11/17/2013 08:25 PM
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OK. You've got about 3-4 hours to do your homework on this...

I uncovered something jaw-dropping,
and mind blowing. I can't believe NO ONE has mentioned it.

Talk to you soon.

Peace!

T

Shit T, that's 10-11pm, and just when I'm getting off to bed. This shit better be earth shattering dude!
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I'm so excited gaah
 Quoting: Bananael




Although Neutron Dance might be more apropos.
 Quoting: CrazyEyesThreadKilla


No way, I just posted that too, before scrolled down to see yours, lol

chuckle
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11/17/2013 08:26 PM
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OK. You've got about 3-4 hours to do your homework on this...

I uncovered something jaw-dropping,
and mind blowing. I can't believe NO ONE has mentioned it.

Talk to you soon.

Peace!

T






 Quoting: NewThor


I uncovered my set of snow tires cause its below 7celcuis and I can see my breath, time to put them on. This I know is true.smoking1
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Where's the beef Thor?
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11/17/2013 08:27 PM
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Hmmm, comet Holmes had a sudden spike in brightness just before exploding.

And that comet was a tiny 2 mile diameter comet. If ISON explodes like Holmes did, it WILL pepper Earth with debris.
 Quoting: --Voltaic--




Someone post that large gentleman from youtube that was saying that he is a professor and that we are going to take a hit from meteor ect "gonna pound the earth into putty ect" and post it, you know the bigger guy with glasses and then after a few days he posted another vid saying sorry he was just bullshitting anyone remember that one?
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OK. You've got about 3-4 hours to do your homework on this...

I uncovered something jaw-dropping,
and mind blowing. I can't believe NO ONE has mentioned it.

Talk to you soon.

Peace!

T

Shit T, that's 10-11pm, and just when I'm getting off to bed. This shit better be earth shattering dude!
 Quoting: NewThor


I have already deduced his announcement, and it will shake the very foundation of our world
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11/17/2013 08:28 PM
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11/17/2013 08:29 PM
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Chill out...we'll see if Thor has turned troll...Thoroll. Ha... Or maybe he's onto something...
 Quoting: HardPoopsAreBest


If it were really worth hyping to justify creating this thread, he wouldn't have created it to begin with and would have just posted his video.

I think Thor has succumbed to the shittiness of GLP doomgasms.

Probably because he doesn't get enough snatch (hell, look at all the sexual innuendo and chicks in his vids), he's apparently resorted to getting a wet release in other ways.
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My guess - he will say it has something to do with the star of Jesus' birth and now marks his return. Maybe found the comet has a 2000 year orbit or something.
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I'm so excited gaah
 Quoting: Bananael




Although Neutron Dance might be more apropos.
 Quoting: CrazyEyesThreadKilla


No way, I just posted that too, before scrolled down to see yours, lol

chuckle
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 50118737


I saw them in person. Lol.
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.

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11/17/2013 08:30 PM
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Please don't go all doomtard on me.
 Quoting: Dr. Astro


For once the science is kind of there. A whole bunch of sun spots and a sun grazing comet are known to cause a ruckus.

Just let him have his fun... Doesn't he deserve to have a moment of doom?
Awww, damn it. It was a great quote too.

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popcorn
 Quoting: Neptune Fabricator


Let me join you.

popcorn
 Quoting: FFSredSON


Ditto

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fucking hell guys, you actually put off food and sleep to hear what newthor has to say?

Can you not discern an attention seeking bullshitter from someone with quality content ?

Look at his videos, its just fast speak and one liners - he has never told you any NEW information, he just relays old info with visuals - maytbe thats why youre all hooked on his videos, youre preprogrammed by the discovery channel to receive fastpaced animations and narration as total fact
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OK. You've got about 3-4 hours to do your homework on this...

I uncovered something jaw-dropping,
and mind blowing. I can't believe NO ONE has mentioned it.

Talk to you soon.

Peace!

T

Shit T, that's 10-11pm, and just when I'm getting off to bed. This shit better be earth shattering dude!
 Quoting: NewThor


I have already deduced his announcement, and it will shake the very foundation of our world
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48460261


Spill the beans then deducedtard.
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11/17/2013 08:31 PM
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Another sick retarded American thread yet again you fucking useless imbecile. It's no wonder fuckishima radiation is hitting your crappy country its because its wiping millions of you arseholes out for being a bunch of cunts.
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Easy to say on a forum. Bet you wouldn't say that to my face. Trust me, you wouldn't if you valued brain cells and teeth.
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Please don't go all doomtard on me.
 Quoting: Dr. Astro


We're all doomtards here. Come to the dark side, we have doom cookies!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49921255


Oh please, Mutt has a different account for when he goes off the deep end. He is too ashamed to admit it :)
Awww, damn it. It was a great quote too.

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OK. You've got about 3-4 hours to do your homework on this...

I uncovered something jaw-dropping,
and mind blowing. I can't believe NO ONE has mentioned it.

Talk to you soon.

Peace!

T

Shit T, that's 10-11pm, and just when I'm getting off to bed. This shit better be earth shattering dude!
 Quoting: NewThor


I have already deduced his announcement, and it will shake the very foundation of our world
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48460261


Like what?ah
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.

flatearth
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