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Can't believe 29 and 50 are only 11 years apart

 
samanthasunflower

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11/17/2013 08:19 PM

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Re: Can't believe 29 and 50 are only 11 years apart
According to real math, OP gets an F.

But good news OP, with Common Core, getting the answer doesn't really matter. As long as you can explain how you reached your answer in a variety of ways, then you get an A.

Thank Obama and hope you enjoy flipping burgers. Because after a generation of Common Core, no sane business person would dare operate a company inside America.
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Re: Can't believe 29 and 50 are only 11 years apart
Time flies when you're having fun!
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11/17/2013 08:24 PM
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Re: Can't believe 29 and 50 are only 11 years apart
Hey Americans - It's MATHS. That's short for mathematics.

Do you have mathematic lessons? No, it's mathematics.

I see the OP didn't take lessons.

M A T H S. Maths.
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11/17/2013 08:27 PM
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Re: Can't believe 29 and 50 are only 11 years apart
lol

Thank for the laugh OP. grouphug
And if you didnt do it on purpose well sometimes things get the best of all of us. hf
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11/17/2013 08:30 PM

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Some people out there in our nation don't, ugh, have maps.

I understand what OP is saying though. I mean can you believe it's almost Christmas time.
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11/17/2013 08:32 PM
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Re: Can't believe 29 and 50 are only 11 years apart
OP, Goldman Sachs has a job for you...
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11/17/2013 08:34 PM
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Re: Can't believe 29 and 50 are only 11 years apart
I haz 11 fingers, Lookit!

One - two - skip these three - four, five six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven!
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11/17/2013 08:34 PM
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Re: Can't believe 29 and 50 are only 11 years apart
op is a child left behind
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lmao
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11/17/2013 08:38 PM

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op is a child left behind
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lmao
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Funniest comment all week on GLP.

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11/17/2013 08:39 PM
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Re: Can't believe 29 and 50 are only 11 years apart
I was just listening/reading an audio of Seneca on the shortness of life
I listened the french version :LA briefete de la vie par seneque .
Its an amazing book ,made realise how much time I wasted on stupid thing/activities.



Here a little paste from Google....

SENECA
ON THE SHORTNESS OF LIFE
(trans. John W. Basore)

I. The majority of mortals, Paulinus, complain bitterly of the spitefulness of Nature, because we are born for a brief span of life, because even this space that has been granted to us rushes by so speedily and so swiftly that all save a very few find life at an end just when they are getting ready to live. Nor is it merely the common herd and the unthinking crowd that bemoan what is, as men deem it, an universal ill; the same feeling has called forth complaint also from men who were famous. It was this that made the greatest of physicians exclaim that "life is short, art is long;" it was this that led Aristotle, while expostulating with Nature, to enter an indictment most unbecoming to a wise man - that, in point of age, she has shown such favour to animals that they drag out five or ten lifetimes, but that a much shorter limit is fixed for man, though he is born for so many and such great achievements. It is not that we have a short space of time, but that we waste much of it. Life is long enough, and it has been given in sufficiently generous measure to allow the accomplishment of the very greatest things if the whole of it is well invested. But when it is squandered in luxury and carelessness, when it is devoted to no good end, forced at last by the ultimate necessity we perceive that it has passed away before we were aware that it was passing. So it is - the life we receive is not short, but we make it so, nor do we have any lack of it, but are wasteful of it. Just as great and princely wealth is scattered in a moment when it comes into the hands of a bad owner, while wealth however limited, if it is entrusted to a good guardian, increases by use, so our life is amply long for him who orders it properly.
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11/17/2013 08:40 PM
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Re: Can't believe 29 and 50 are only 11 years apart
op is a child left behind
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lmao
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Funniest comment all week on GLP.

cruise
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He's going to go far... he's already mastering the art of hiding in the tens. This a true score.
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11/17/2013 08:43 PM
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Re: Can't believe 29 and 50 are only 11 years apart
Some people out there in our nation don't, ugh, have maps.

I understand what OP is saying though. I mean can you believe it's almost Christmas time.
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lmao
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11/17/2013 08:47 PM
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11/17/2013 08:51 PM
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Re: Can't believe 29 and 50 are only 11 years apart
According to real math, OP gets an F.

But good news OP, with Common Core, getting the answer doesn't really matter. As long as you can explain how you reached your answer in a variety of ways, then you get an A.

Thank Obama and hope you enjoy flipping burgers. Because after a generation of Common Core, no legitimate business person would dare operate a company inside America.
 Quoting: samanthasunflower


fyp
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11/17/2013 08:55 PM
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Re: Can't believe 29 and 50 are only 11 years apart
Shocking
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OP his mathmatical skills?

yes, agree
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11/17/2013 08:58 PM

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Re: Can't believe 29 and 50 are only 11 years apart
Neither can I OP.
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11/17/2013 08:58 PM
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Re: Can't believe 29 and 50 are only 11 years apart
I can't believe it either!....really.
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11/17/2013 09:05 PM

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bump
Now is the time.
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11/17/2013 09:06 PM
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Re: Can't believe 29 and 50 are only 11 years apart
My wife convinced me when I was turning 29 that I was turning 30. I nearly freaked until I did the math. 30 was the hard one for me. I was on a roll through 40 and 50, and now at 60 I'm just hitting stride. Time is fleeting, life is short to waste it on trivialities. I have no regrets and feel my best days are ahead of me. I finally got off the couch and away from the boob tube and am doing things I really enjoy. Life is as good as you make it.
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11/17/2013 09:09 PM
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Re: Can't believe 29 and 50 are only 11 years apart
Take advantage of lifge bcaude time flies
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Apparently so do your math skills.

50 - 29 = 21

So does your spelling skill, I see.

life because

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11/17/2013 09:14 PM
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Re: Can't believe 29 and 50 are only 11 years apart
According to real math, OP gets an F.

But good news OP, with Common Core, getting the answer doesn't really matter. As long as you can explain how you reached your answer in a variety of ways, then you get an A.

Thank Obama and hope you enjoy flipping burgers. Because after a generation of Common Core, no sane business person would dare operate a company inside America.
 Quoting: samanthasunflower


I was trying to figure out how to say this gently but you did a good job. Thank you.

^^^^^ What she said!^^^^^

But don't be too brutal on him. Might hurt his feelings and he'll become a criminal because someone picked on him and it'll be all our faults. Then they'll raise our insurance rates to pay for his therapy.

So OP...
Good Job!! The important point is you tried and felt it wasn't correct plus you got to express yourself. That will help you immensely in real life.

There, let it be known that I am absolved of any future monetary recompense. Tax dudes... ya got that?

I'm mostly pickin' OP, all in fun. hf
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11/17/2013 09:17 PM
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Most guys can count to at least 21 because they have 10 fingers, 10 toes, and 1 dick.

You came up with 11, so you must have lost some things in a bizarre gardening accident or something.....
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11/17/2013 09:17 PM

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You guys are all stupid. Opie's talking about a bell curve! D'uh...

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11/17/2013 09:18 PM

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Re: Can't believe 29 and 50 are only 11 years apart
Some people out there in our nation don't, ugh, have maps.

I understand what OP is saying though. I mean can you believe it's almost Christmas time.
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lmao
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and THAT's hilarious!! cheers
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11/17/2013 09:18 PM
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Re: Can't believe 29 and 50 are only 11 years apart
OP is one of the children "Stripper Orphanage" kidnapped. This child is showing us the age range of the user "Stripper pedophile Orphanage"
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11/17/2013 09:22 PM
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Re: Can't believe 29 and 50 are only 11 years apart
I can't believe it either.
I am a Human first and foremost.
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11/17/2013 09:27 PM
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Re: Can't believe 29 and 50 are only 11 years apart
Are my fingers broke 50 - 29= 21
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11/17/2013 09:28 PM
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Re: Can't believe 29 and 50 are only 11 years apart
OP forgot to switch his calculator out of "Scientific Mode"
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11/17/2013 09:36 PM
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Re: Can't believe 29 and 50 are only 11 years apart
OPIE just owned us all.

Learn something new everyday.

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