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The rapture will take place when Ison passes and the aliens take us the chosen ones

 
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BELIEVE ME WHEN I TELL YOU the aliens will rapture all those who believe in aliens before the aliens send their alien king to come to earth to punish all those who deny their space brothers

AS ISON PASSES WE WILL BE TAKEN
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Well this could end badly.
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Link please.
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Link please.
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lol
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i think ison will play a big role

but aliens aren't saving you

you save yourself
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believe brother believe!!
Dreamily resonant vip
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BELIEVE ME WHEN I TELL YOU the aliens will rapture all those who believe in aliens before the aliens send their alien king to come to earth to punish all those who deny their space brothers

AS ISON PASSES WE WILL BE TAKEN
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The is no "alien rapture". Read the King James Bible and learn the Truth.
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There is only One Who Saves - Jesus Christ.

People are often confused about the "way to heaven".

Many have heard that attending church, being baptized, and other good works are ways to eternal life.

But "Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me." John 14:6

Jesus clearly explains that He is the only way to the Father (God's presence and heaven).

If you were to die today, are you 100 percent sure that you would go to heaven?

"We Have All Sinned - For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;" Romans 3:23.

The word sin means we miss the mark or come short of perfection, by disobeying God. We have all chosen to disobey God at some time in our lives.

"For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord." Romans 6:23

The payment for sin is death and separation from God in hell. This is the fate of every person who has not believed on Jesus Christ as Saviour.

"But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us." Romans 5:8

God proved His love for you by giving His only Son, Jesus Christ to die on the cross for your sin. Jesus died in your place and paid the penalty for your sin.

"That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved." Romans 10:9

To believe on Jesus Christ as Saviour means to have faith that He died for you, paid the price for your sin, and is the only way to heaven.

"Dear Jesus, I know I am a sinner and that I deserve hell. I believe you died on the cross, paid the penalty for my sin, and rose from the dead three days later. I am placing my faith in you alone to forgive my sin and save me. Thank you for giving me eternal life in Jesus' name. Amen.

"For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life." John 3:16

"He that believeth on the Son hath everlasting life: and he that believeth not the Son shall not see life; but the wrath of God abideth on him." John 3:36

"In hope of eternal life, which God, that cannot lie, promised before the world began;" Titus 1:2

Study the King James Bible, pray, take the yoke of Jesus upon you.

Accept Jesus Christ, study the King James Bible, pray, and take the yoke of Jesus upon you.

If you need a Bible you can download one free at this website: [link to www.e-sword.net]
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THE ALIENS GOT MY BACK

DON'T TALK SHIT
MAYBE THEY WILL TAKE YOU TOO
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Just what this world needs more or: Another group of morons who think they are "the Chosen Ones". Just once I'd like to see a thread posted about a group who thinks they are "The Rejected Ones". That would be a change of pace and probably a lot more believable.


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Just what this world needs more or: Another group of morons who think they are "the Chosen Ones". Just once I'd like to see a thread posted about a group who thinks they are "The Rejected Ones". That would be a change of pace and probably a lot more believable.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 38587077

Correction: "Just what this world needs more of"
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Re: The rapture will take place when Ison passes and the aliens take us the chosen ones
Ok there, ya Heavens Gate Cult member....


(Google "Heavens Gate" to find out what happens to people who think comets have UFO's coming to "save" them....)
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Re: The rapture will take place when Ison passes and the aliens take us the chosen ones
There is only One Who Saves - Jesus Christ.

People are often confused about the "way to heaven".

Many have heard that attending church, being baptized, and other good works are ways to eternal life.

But "Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me." John 14:6

Jesus clearly explains that He is the only way to the Father (God's presence and heaven).

If you were to die today, are you 100 percent sure that you would go to heaven?

"We Have All Sinned - For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;" Romans 3:23.

The word sin means we miss the mark or come short of perfection, by disobeying God. We have all chosen to disobey God at some time in our lives.

"For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord." Romans 6:23

The payment for sin is death and separation from God in hell. This is the fate of every person who has not believed on Jesus Christ as Saviour.

"But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us." Romans 5:8

God proved His love for you by giving His only Son, Jesus Christ to die on the cross for your sin. Jesus died in your place and paid the penalty for your sin.

"That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved." Romans 10:9

To believe on Jesus Christ as Saviour means to have faith that He died for you, paid the price for your sin, and is the only way to heaven.

"Dear Jesus, I know I am a sinner and that I deserve hell. I believe you died on the cross, paid the penalty for my sin, and rose from the dead three days later. I am placing my faith in you alone to forgive my sin and save me. Thank you for giving me eternal life in Jesus' name. Amen.

"For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life." John 3:16

"He that believeth on the Son hath everlasting life: and he that believeth not the Son shall not see life; but the wrath of God abideth on him." John 3:36

"In hope of eternal life, which God, that cannot lie, promised before the world began;" Titus 1:2

Study the King James Bible, pray, take the yoke of Jesus upon you.

Accept Jesus Christ, study the King James Bible, pray, and take the yoke of Jesus upon you.

If you need a Bible you can download one free at this website: [link to www.e-sword.net]
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bump
CigarTigher
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Sure it sounds absurd...right?
Right?
Maybe not.

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THE ALIENS ARE COMING
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YOU WILL SEE
IF I DO NOT POST ANOTHER COMMENT ON THIS THREAD THAN YOU WILL KNOW IT HAS COME TO PASS AND THE ALIENS HAVE TAKEN ME.

GOOD LUCK,

signed,
CHOSEN BOB
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i think ison will play a big role

but aliens aren't saving you

you save yourself
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Natural selection
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Re: The rapture will take place when Ison passes and the aliens take us the chosen ones
BELIEVE ME WHEN I TELL YOU the aliens will rapture all those who believe in aliens before the aliens send their alien king to come to earth to punish all those who deny their space brothers

AS ISON PASSES WE WILL BE TAKEN
 Quoting: I BELIEVE!!! 50148754



If you believe, I have this comet Hale-Bopp to sell you.
Ever hear of Angel's Gate 1997? This story has been done.
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Ok there, ya Heavens Gate Cult member....


(Google "Heavens Gate" to find out what happens to people who think comets have UFO's coming to "save" them....)
 Quoting: Whiskey Brother 48797794


^^^ This
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True but the heart will be the final test, those with heavy hearts shall stay.
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i think ison will play a big role

but aliens aren't saving you

you save yourself
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Natural selection
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naturally select to save yourself

the divine is supposed to be within you; so you ascend and save yourself; no one is gonna make you ascend

sure, i believe ison will help us; other entities will help us and many ETs have been helping us for a while because there is a space war going on

but in the end we are responsible for ourselves
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YOU WILL SEE
IF I DO NOT POST ANOTHER COMMENT ON THIS THREAD THAN YOU WILL KNOW IT HAS COME TO PASS AND THE ALIENS HAVE TAKEN ME.

GOOD LUCK,

signed,
CHOSEN BOB
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popcorn eater
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Just like Hale Bop?
On the day when the wagons come
I just pray that you let me on


Matthew 6:9-13

King James Version (KJV)


9 After this manner therefore pray ye: Our Father which art in heaven, Hallowed be thy name.

10 Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done in earth, as it is in heaven.

11 Give us this day our daily bread.

12 And forgive us our debts, as we forgive our debtors.

13 And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil: For thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, for ever. Amen.



Matthew 24:42 - Watch therefore: for ye know not what hour your Lord doth come.
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[link to 2.bp.blogspot.com]
THE CHANGE IS COMING!
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YOU WILL SEE
IF I DO NOT POST ANOTHER COMMENT ON THIS THREAD THAN YOU WILL KNOW IT HAS COME TO PASS AND THE ALIENS HAVE TAKEN ME.

GOOD LUCK,

signed,
CHOSEN BOB
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 50148754


Take along a gallon of Frank's Hot Sauce. Pour it over your head when they escort you to "processing".

Maybe they will eat ya but it will sting a bit.
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If that was to happen and aliens were taking the "chosen ones"...

It seems to me the chosen ones believe in something they could manipulate. So basically, you volunteer to be put into their control.


Have fun with that..
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I do believe the rapture will happen when the dollar crashes, ending civilization as we know it.

But who knows what ISON will trigger.:hgf:
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Sorry for the double post. I am having trouble with GLP tonight for some reason.
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The gravity from Ison is going to pull people up in the air on one side of the Earth. The other side of the earth people will not be able to get off the ground. You'll see. It happened during Exodus.
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starwars boom

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BELIEVE ME WHEN I TELL YOU the aliens will rapture all those who believe in aliens before the aliens send their alien king to come to earth to punish all those who deny their space brothers

AS ISON PASSES WE WILL BE TAKEN
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