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User ID: 50033481 United States 11/18/2013 05:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | New BAN going into effect in Canada! What will they think of next? Doorknobs?? Really?? Does it really take a ban?? Residents looking to construct new homes in Vancouver, Canada, will soon need to comply with a building code regulation set to go into effect on March 14. The doorknob, the key to opening and closing doors, is being phased out, with a new rule stating that all portals and faucets in future buildings must have lever handles. While businesses and houses that have already been constructed won’t be forced to change current knobs, all new construction must include levers. This will mean that, over time, the doorknob could become a thing of the past, The Vancouver Sun reported. The change might seem curious at first glance, but Tim Stanton, professor and director of the University of British Columbia, said that Vancouver’s interest in regulating doorknobs likely comes from something called “universal design.” [ link to www.theblaze.com] |
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User ID: 50033481 United States 11/18/2013 05:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: New BAN going into effect in Canada! What will they think of next? |
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User ID: 45104543 United States 11/19/2013 12:13 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: New BAN going into effect in Canada! What will they think of next? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 50086269 Canada 11/19/2013 12:15 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: New BAN going into effect in Canada! What will they think of next? Thank gawd. You don't know how many times my hands been all buttery and I can't grasp a knob for shit. |
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User ID: 45104543 United States 11/19/2013 12:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: New BAN going into effect in Canada! What will they think of next? Thank gawd. You don't know how many times my hands been all buttery and I can't grasp a knob for shit.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 50086269 Haha, buttery from what??? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 12680882 United States 11/19/2013 12:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: New BAN going into effect in Canada! What will they think of next?
Thank gawd. You don't know how many times my hands been all buttery and I can't grasp a knob for shit.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 50086269 Have you considered using maple syrup? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 28125019 Canada 11/19/2013 12:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: New BAN going into effect in Canada! What will they think of next? so in future, if I want to insult someone I should say lever rather than doorknob. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 28125019 Canada 11/19/2013 12:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: New BAN going into effect in Canada! What will they think of next? the door is wide open. are you just going to lever there? |
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User ID: 45104543 United States 11/19/2013 12:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: New BAN going into effect in Canada! What will they think of next? the door is wide open. are you just going to lever there?
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28125019 WhaWhahWhahhh... |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 50086269 Canada 11/19/2013 12:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: New BAN going into effect in Canada! What will they think of next? Thank gawd. You don't know how many times my hands been all buttery and I can't grasp a knob for shit.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 50086269 Haha, buttery from what??? Quoting: Nostril Domus Baking of course! |
Sikhed
User ID: 49886206 United States 11/19/2013 12:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: New BAN going into effect in Canada! What will they think of next? Why?Just because they can? :doom360: |
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User ID: 45104543 United States 11/19/2013 12:20 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: New BAN going into effect in Canada! What will they think of next? Why? Just because they can?
Quoting: Sikhed Sure, that sounds good! Lets ban knobs of all sorts. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 50203926 Canada 11/19/2013 12:20 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: New BAN going into effect in Canada! What will they think of next? Why do we even bother with taxes? Let's just get it on and go full commie. No currency, just food and cot. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 50086269 Canada 11/19/2013 12:20 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: New BAN going into effect in Canada! What will they think of next? Why? Just because they can?
Quoting: Sikhed Canada likes to strip the rights of it's citizens away slowly, one knob at a time. |
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User ID: 45104543 United States 11/19/2013 12:21 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: New BAN going into effect in Canada! What will they think of next? Why? Just because they can?
Quoting: Sikhed Sure, that sounds good! Lets ban knobs of all sorts. Quoting: Nostril Domus They say in the article it is for “universal design.” whatever the fuck that means. Apparently not everyone in Canada is nimble enough to open a door with a regular knob type. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 33246001 United States 11/19/2013 12:21 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: New BAN going into effect in Canada! What will they think of next?
Thank gawd. You don't know how many times my hands been all buttery and I can't grasp a knob for shit.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 50086269 Haha, buttery from what??? Quoting: Nostril Domus |
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User ID: 45104543 United States 11/19/2013 12:22 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: New BAN going into effect in Canada! What will they think of next? Why do we even bother with taxes? Let's just get it on and go full commie. No currency, just food and cot.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 50203926 You know those old doorknobs would hurt like hell wrapped up in a tube sock! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 50212547 United Kingdom 11/19/2013 12:23 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: New BAN going into effect in Canada! What will they think of next? next they should ban knives and forks since we have the spork |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 50086269 Canada 11/19/2013 12:23 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: New BAN going into effect in Canada! What will they think of next? Why? Just because they can?
Quoting: Sikhed Sure, that sounds good! Lets ban knobs of all sorts. Quoting: Nostril Domus They say in the article it is for “universal design.” whatever the fuck that means. Apparently not everyone in Canada is nimble enough to open a door with a regular knob type. Quoting: Nostril Domus They're just tied of dead beat moms passed out in their beds kids trapped and hungry. Now the kids can escape and alert authorities. Its all a part of a much bigger problem in Canada. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 29251687 Canada 11/19/2013 12:25 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: New BAN going into effect in Canada! What will they think of next? Apparently, Vancouver wasn't content with being a 2nd place city where doorknobs were concerned.
It's going to take more than some building code changes to get your city talked about on every single North American late night show currently on air.
Toronto still has the biggest doorknob. Good luck eclipsing that. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 50086269 Canada 11/19/2013 12:25 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: New BAN going into effect in Canada! What will they think of next?
Why do we even bother with taxes? Let's just get it on and go full commie. No currency, just food and cot.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 50203926 You know those old doorknobs would hurt like hell wrapped up in a tube sock! Quoting: Nostril Domus Alright! I like the way you think! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 50203926 Canada 11/19/2013 12:27 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: New BAN going into effect in Canada! What will they think of next? Why do we even bother with taxes? Let's just get it on and go full commie. No currency, just food and cot.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 50203926 You know those old doorknobs would hurt like hell wrapped up in a tube sock! Quoting: Nostril Domus The comm- I mean Chinese ones would just ring like a dinner bell and piss the person off:) |
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User ID: 45104543 United States 11/19/2013 12:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: New BAN going into effect in Canada! What will they think of next? Why do we even bother with taxes? Let's just get it on and go full commie. No currency, just food and cot.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 50203926 You know those old doorknobs would hurt like hell wrapped up in a tube sock! Quoting: Nostril Domus The comm- I mean Chinese ones would just ring like a dinner bell and piss the person off:) Quoting: Anonymous Coward 50203926 Yea, make sure they are the old brass ones not the cheap ones. With one swing you could knock all the fronts out! |
ACG User ID: 19966261 United States 11/19/2013 12:41 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: New BAN going into effect in Canada! What will they think of next? Quick, buy all the Canadian made doorknobs while you can. Damn, I should have not even gave up the hint. |
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User ID: 45104543 United States 11/19/2013 12:55 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: New BAN going into effect in Canada! What will they think of next? Quick, buy all the Canadian made doorknobs while you can. Damn, I should have not even gave up the hint.
Quoting: ACG 19966261 Too late now, just put in a PO for 1 million knobs! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 50203926 Canada 11/19/2013 12:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: New BAN going into effect in Canada! What will they think of next?
Why do we even bother with taxes? Let's just get it on and go full commie. No currency, just food and cot.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 50203926 You know those old doorknobs would hurt like hell wrapped up in a tube sock! Quoting: Nostril Domus The comm- I mean Chinese ones would just ring like a dinner bell and piss the person off:) Quoting: Anonymous Coward 50203926 Yea, make sure they are the old brass ones not the cheap ones. With one swing you could knock all the fronts out! Quoting: Nostril Domus The front lights and the fence |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 12700340 United States 11/19/2013 12:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: New BAN going into effect in Canada! What will they think of next? Oh dear Lord there is nothing more cathartic than beating someone over the head with a sack of door knobs. Now gubmin't want's to take away this God given right from us?!?! Aaaarggghhh!!!! |
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User ID: 45104543 United States 11/19/2013 12:58 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: New BAN going into effect in Canada! What will they think of next? ...
You know those old doorknobs would hurt like hell wrapped up in a tube sock!
Quoting: Nostril Domus The comm- I mean Chinese ones would just ring like a dinner bell and piss the person off:) Quoting: Anonymous Coward 50203926 Yea, make sure they are the old brass ones not the cheap ones. With one swing you could knock all the fronts out! Quoting: Nostril Domus The front lights and the fence Quoting: Anonymous Coward 50203926 Haha Wha?? Fronts as in Teeth!! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 42445635 United States 11/19/2013 01:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: New BAN going into effect in Canada! What will they think of next? Oh dear Lord there is nothing more cathartic than beating someone over the head with a sack of door knobs. Now gubmin't want's to take away this God given right from us?!?! Aaaarggghhh!!!!
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12700340 Everybody knows you're supposed to use a sack full of gerbils anyway. sheesh Canadians... |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 26353242 United States 11/19/2013 01:45 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: New BAN going into effect in Canada! What will they think of next? shape of an EL. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 12680882 United States 11/19/2013 08:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: New BAN going into effect in Canada! What will they think of next? |
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