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The Virgin Mary was in fact a comet, Jebus was a fragment of this comet, Satan was also a comet.

 
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Many thousands of years ago, tribes from all over the world looked up into the skies with fear and amazement, as they saw a blue and white comet make a close pass of the earth. This comet began to fragment, so the primitive people who witnessed this believed that it was a woman giving birth to a child in the heavens. Following this comet was another comet, but this was red in appearance. The ancients thought that this red comet was some sort of dragon or serpent because of it's distinct shape, and they thought that it was pursuing the 'woman' to eat her 'child' as 'she' was 'conceiving' it.

Then debris from both fragmenting comets began to rain down upon the earth and people became terrified. They believed that the 'monster' wanted their children to eat because they thought it was trying to eat the 'new born child' of the 'woman' in the heavens, so these people started sacrificing their children to the 'monster', so that it would leave them alone.


"A great and wondrous sign appeared in heaven: a woman clothed with the sun, with the moon under her feet and a crown of twelve stars on her head. 2 She was pregnant and cried out in pain as she was about to give birth. 3 Then another sign appeared in heaven: an enormous red dragon with seven heads and ten horns and seven crowns on his heads. 4 His tail swept a third of the stars out of the sky and flung them to the earth. The dragon stood in front of the woman who was about to give birth, so that he might devour her child the moment it was born." Revelation 12:1

See? it is very clear what happened. There are numerous references to the red and blue comets throughout history, but people have misunderstood their literal meanings and took them for gods.

If you look at a typical depiction of a comet, you find that it's coma appears blue and the nucleus is white.

Look:

[link to www.astronomynotes.com]

Now if you look at the typical depiction of the Virgin Mary you also find that her outer robe is blue and the inner one white. Why? Because Mary was a comet, Jebus was a fragment of this comet, and Satan was a red comet.

Look:

[link to www.turnbacktogod.com]

^^Comet much?

The Hopis called them the red and blue kachinas, but all they were, were comets. This mesmerizing event which occurred many thousands of years ago, became the foundation of religious nonsense.
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The person who came up with this thread has no doubt been taking a lot of hallucinogens.
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Re: The Virgin Mary was in fact a comet, Jebus was a fragment of this comet, Satan was also a comet.
No.
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Oh and here's the real 'Satan': [link to awoiaf.westeros.org]

'He' was just a red comet. And many thousands of years later billions of people are still being brainwashed to believe that comets were divine beings LOL
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The person who came up with this thread has no doubt been taking a lot of hallucinogens.
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No, and nor am I mentally ill. I'm telling it like it is. anyone who can't see that is a religious lunatic suffering from severe cognitive dissonance.

It must suck to believe in fairytales. The fact is, there was no Mary, no jebus, no Satan. 'They' were comets. Anyone with a kernel of sense can see it, but most refuse to see it because they have been so heavily brainwashed and their entire belief system would fall apart should they accept it.
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No.
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^^A typical Christard in denial of the truth. I'm sorry you've been heavily programmed by religious lies, but Mary, Jebus and Satan were comets and nothing else. it's just that ancient primitive tribes peoples didn't know what these celestial objects were, so thought they were gods, giants, etc.

This is were the term 'nephilim' comes from. The nephilim were the shining ones or shining serpents in the sky (comets).
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OP is full of shit.
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Oh and one more thing, the great flood was caused by this comet exploding:

"Then from his mouth the serpent spewed water like a river, to overtake the woman and sweep her away with the torrent. But the earth helped the woman by opening its mouth and swallowing the river that the dragon had spewed out of his mouth." Revelation 12

So, the red serpent / dragon (according to the bible) is satan, and satan spewed water out of his mouth. Again, it does not make any sense until you realize that satan was a comet. When the Satan comet exploded, it's water fell down upon the earth causing a massive flood, hence 'the earth opened it's mouth and swallowed the river that the dragon spewed out of his mouth'.

It is clear as daylight for anyone to see. Satan was a comet which exploded near earth in ancient times and caused a great flood.
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OP is full of shit.
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Read Revelation, interpret it properly. THEN cross reference Revelation with so many other ancient texts from all over the world and you will find that the tribes peoples who lived around that time witnessed the VERY same events in the sky. They all saw these comets, hence blue and red kachinas (Mary and Satan), Quetzalcoatl -- the plumed serpent (a comet), the Phoenix firebird, etc, etc.

So I'm not full of shit, the people who believe that comets are divine beings are full of shit.
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Many thousands of years ago, tribes from all over the world looked up into the skies with fear and amazement, as they saw a blue and white comet make a close pass of the earth. This comet began to fragment, so the primitive people who witnessed this believed that it was a woman giving birth to a child in the heavens. Following this comet was another comet, but this was red in appearance. The ancients thought that this red comet was some sort of dragon or serpent because of it's distinct shape, and they thought that it was pursuing the 'woman' to eat her 'child' as 'she' was 'conceiving' it.

Then debris from both fragmenting comets began to rain down upon the earth and people became terrified. They believed that the 'monster' wanted their children to eat because they thought it was trying to eat the 'new born child' of the 'woman' in the heavens, so these people started sacrificing their children to the 'monster', so that it would leave them alone.


"A great and wondrous sign appeared in heaven: a woman clothed with the sun, with the moon under her feet and a crown of twelve stars on her head. 2 She was pregnant and cried out in pain as she was about to give birth. 3 Then another sign appeared in heaven: an enormous red dragon with seven heads and ten horns and seven crowns on his heads. 4 His tail swept a third of the stars out of the sky and flung them to the earth. The dragon stood in front of the woman who was about to give birth, so that he might devour her child the moment it was born." Revelation 12:1

See? it is very clear what happened. There are numerous references to the red and blue comets throughout history, but people have misunderstood their literal meanings and took them for gods.

If you look at a typical depiction of a comet, you find that it's coma appears blue and the nucleus is white.

Look:

[link to www.astronomynotes.com]

Now if you look at the typical depiction of the Virgin Mary you also find that her outer robe is blue and the inner one white. Why? Because Mary was a comet, Jebus was a fragment of this comet, and Satan was a red comet.

Look:

[link to www.turnbacktogod.com]

^^Comet much?

The Hopis called them the red and blue kachinas, but all they were, were comets. This mesmerizing event which occurred many thousands of years ago, became the foundation of religious nonsense.
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OP, I keep thinking Ison and it's 3 companions could be the Three Wise Men following the Star of Bethlehem.
I am not religious at all but with Ison being due around xmas it does have me thinking maybe, just maybe, the story does refer to comets
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OP, I keep thinking Ison and it's 3 companions could be the Three Wise Men following the Star of Bethlehem.
I am not religious at all but with Ison being due around xmas it does have me thinking maybe, just maybe, the story does refer to comets
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I am 110% certain that this is the case. The people who lived around that time had no understanding of comets. The Mary and Satan comets caused a shitload of destruction to the Earth's surface, and so the ancients believed that they were some sort of giants / gods who wanted to punish them very badly, so this is where religious mumbo jumbo originated. The cataclysmic events caused primitive people all over the world to become absolutely terrified of further 'punishment' from the 'gods', so began offering their children as sacrifices for them to eat.

It doesn't take a great deal of brain power or common sense to interpret ancient texts correctly, it's just that so many people suffer cognitive dissonance when the truth is staring them in the face - as you are witnessing now from the backlash I'm receiving from christards.

I can only pity them.
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speaking comets, ROFL
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speaking comets, ROFL
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The comets did not speak you fucking moron - story tellers decided to assign dialogue to the characters who were based upon these comets.

As the generations passed the tale or 'comet tails' became more elaborate until more bullshit was added on by the Roman church and so forth.

It was all bullshit.
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speaking comets, ROFL
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Custer called Sitting Bull a spic...
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From when one is frightened to say the name jesus but instead deposits the name for a joke makes it impossible to take you serious
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The virgin is the constellation Virgo.

The constellation virgo is visible rising in the eastern sky just before sunrise on Dec 25th.
Thus the virgin gives birth to the sun.

The sun (son) is 'jesus'.

Check out 21:38 to 23:03 in this video.
Then go outside this year on Dec 24th and watch it happen yourself.

There's your proof.



Your welcome.
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OP, I keep thinking Ison and it's 3 companions could be the Three Wise Men following the Star of Bethlehem.
I am not religious at all but with Ison being due around xmas it does have me thinking maybe, just maybe, the story does refer to comets
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The three wisemen are Orion's Belt.
See the video posted above.

You're welcome
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OP is afraid of the power behind the name Jesus and instead types Jebus to hide his fear. Worse, she thinks it's clever.

Fail, OP
:ritd:"You've been left on your own, like a Rainbow in the Dark" -Ronnie James Dio:ritd:
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Re: The Virgin Mary was in fact a comet, Jebus was a fragment of this comet, Satan was also a comet.
OP

I completely agree with you. Search for the 333 yr cycle of ison.. frank hoogerbeets website or mightymesser on youtube to see the reappearance of these comets. They personalities are comets.

I have come to the conclusion ison is the so called antichrist who will explode into the sun...the so called lake of fire. Ison has been raising hell on earth for thousands of years. This is his last pass.

Excellent post.
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The virgin is the constellation Virgo.

The constellation virgo is visible rising in the eastern sky just before sunrise on Dec 25th.
Thus the virgin gives birth to the sun.

The sun (son) is 'jesus'.

Check out 21:38 to 23:03 in this video.
Then go outside this year on Dec 24th and watch it happen yourself.

There's your proof.



Your welcome.
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THE ANSWER IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU
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Many thousands of years ago, tribes from all over the world looked up into the skies with fear and amazement, as they saw a blue and white comet make a close pass of the earth. This comet began to fragment, so the primitive people who witnessed this believed that it was a woman giving birth to a child in the heavens. Following this comet was another comet, but this was red in appearance. The ancients thought that this red comet was some sort of dragon or serpent because of it's distinct shape, and they thought that it was pursuing the 'woman' to eat her 'child' as 'she' was 'conceiving' it.

Then debris from both fragmenting comets began to rain down upon the earth and people became terrified. They believed that the 'monster' wanted their children to eat because they thought it was trying to eat the 'new born child' of the 'woman' in the heavens, so these people started sacrificing their children to the 'monster', so that it would leave them alone.


"A great and wondrous sign appeared in heaven: a woman clothed with the sun, with the moon under her feet and a crown of twelve stars on her head. 2 She was pregnant and cried out in pain as she was about to give birth. 3 Then another sign appeared in heaven: an enormous red dragon with seven heads and ten horns and seven crowns on his heads. 4 His tail swept a third of the stars out of the sky and flung them to the earth. The dragon stood in front of the woman who was about to give birth, so that he might devour her child the moment it was born." Revelation 12:1

See? it is very clear what happened. There are numerous references to the red and blue comets throughout history, but people have misunderstood their literal meanings and took them for gods.

If you look at a typical depiction of a comet, you find that it's coma appears blue and the nucleus is white.

Look:

[link to www.astronomynotes.com]

Now if you look at the typical depiction of the Virgin Mary you also find that her outer robe is blue and the inner one white. Why? Because Mary was a comet, Jebus was a fragment of this comet, and Satan was a red comet.

Look:

[link to www.turnbacktogod.com]

^^Comet much?

The Hopis called them the red and blue kachinas, but all they were, were comets. This mesmerizing event which occurred many thousands of years ago, became the foundation of religious nonsense.
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The virgin is the constellation Virgo.

The constellation virgo is visible rising in the eastern sky just before sunrise on Dec 25th.
Thus the virgin gives birth to the sun.

The sun (son) is 'jesus'.

Check out 21:38 to 23:03 in this video.
Then go outside this year on Dec 24th and watch it happen yourself.

There's your proof.



Your welcome.
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hesright
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How much PCP did daddy slip into your orange juice?
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OP, I believe in God, although I am not a religious person and I agree with you. The Bible, amongst other things, is about comets and celestials objects , Satan , the beasts and the witnesses talked about in Revelation are all about commets with many tails (horns in the Bible) comet fragmentation , thus the several heads of the beasts, the beast falling down is a comet desintegrating and falling into earth,etc.
Jesus is a comet which as the bible states will come back (as comets do every x years) etc
One thing you are wrong about is that in ancients times they did not know anything about comets.
The bible was written by someone or some group of people who knew the truth about past comets (prophets), deluges caused by comets,Egypt plagues caused by comets , etc and also knew what would happen in the future. They couldn`t obiously write what will happen in plain words because sooner or later trough history it would be either supressed , destoyed or kept in secret by those in power, so they wrote it using mataphores to keep it inocent enough not to be a threat to anyone and in due time the wise would be able to decipher its true meaning. It is ironic that the very survival of the bible and all the knowledge it contains for the wise who can understand it, depended on it being used as a means to brainwash the masses with a false religion,full of lies and misinterpretations ...
When you start understanding the true meaning of the bible you can see to how much trouble whoever it wrote it went into to try and give the maximun details for us to know what is about to happen, when will happen, how long will it last, and most importantly how to survive it.
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The virgin is the constellation Virgo.

The constellation virgo is visible rising in the eastern sky just before sunrise on Dec 25th.
Thus the virgin gives birth to the sun.

The sun (son) is 'jesus'.

Check out 21:38 to 23:03 in this video.
Then go outside this year on Dec 24th and watch it happen yourself.

There's your proof.



Your welcome.
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I can believe that all of these celestial objects - comets, stars, planets, etc, all gave rise to religion and the idea of Gods / giants.

The 'lamb of god' was nothing more than a cluster of clouds. Basically, clouds look like sheep or lambs because of their fluffy billowy appearance, and because they appeared near the sun (God), they became known as the lamb of god.

This all became a great mystery as generations passed, but it's obvious to anyone with half a brain that the ancient tribes people had very limited knowledge and understanding about the world, so made some serious blunders.
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OP, I believe in God, although I am not a religious person and I agree with you. The Bible, amongst other things, is about comets and celestials objects , Satan , the beasts and the witnesses talked about in Revelation are all about commets with many tails (horns in the Bible) comet fragmentation , thus the several heads of the beasts, the beast falling down is a comet desintegrating and falling into earth,etc.
Jesus is a comet which as the bible states will come back (as comets do every x years) etc
One thing you are wrong about is that in ancients times they did not know anything about comets.
The bible was written by someone or some group of people who knew the truth about past comets (prophets), deluges caused by comets,Egypt plagues caused by comets , etc and also knew what would happen in the future. They couldn`t obiously write what will happen in plain words because sooner or later trough history it would be either supressed , destoyed or kept in secret by those in power, so they wrote it using mataphores to keep it inocent enough not to be a threat to anyone and in due time the wise would be able to decipher its true meaning. It is ironic that the very survival of the bible and all the knowledge it contains for the wise who can understand it, depended on it being used as a means to brainwash the masses with a false religion,full of lies and misinterpretations ...
When you start understanding the true meaning of the bible you can see to how much trouble whoever it wrote it went into to try and give the maximun details for us to know what is about to happen, when will happen, how long will it last, and most importantly how to survive it.
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The thing is though, what we need to understand is, the bible is just a basic rewrite on older mesopotamian clay tablets, which predate the bible by thousands of years. In fact, I believe it was the Ubaid culture which first recorded such events and gave rise to the Jebus / Stan myth. It was this earlier culture, I believe, which didn't know what comets were, and thus believed that they were the biblical characters we are talking about here.

Perhaps later cultures or the 'educated few' figured out what they were, but the religions were doing a great job keeping people fearful and servile, so no need to reveal the truth. Instead keep people frightened of eternal damnation and the lake of fire.

it's all very profitable.
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The original post is in fact foolishness, and not worth the read.

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