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The Department of Regional Standards is issuing a ban on duct tape. The official story is that the tape is not up to code for mobile home and automobile repairs. Most duct tape is now made in China and is inferior in quality compared to American duct tape. The D.R.S. said they recommend switching to tape from Scotland aka scotch tape. D.R.S. said the ban may be lifted when Comet Ison is closer to Earth.
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The Department of Regional Standards is issuing a ban on duct tape. The official story is that the tape is not up to code for mobile home and automobile repairs. Most duct tape is now made in China and is inferior in quality compared to American duct tape. The D.R.S. said they recommend switching to tape from Scotland aka scotch tape. D.R.S. said the ban may be lifted when Comet Ison is closer to Earth.
 Quoting: pork fat rules


How will I tie up the victims in my basement?


Oh,the horror!!

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It's about time they did something. That's why we are #1.
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The Department of Regional Standards is issuing a ban on duct tape. The official story is that the tape is not up to code for mobile home and automobile repairs. Most duct tape is now made in China and is inferior in quality compared to American duct tape. The D.R.S. said they recommend switching to tape from Scotland aka scotch tape. D.R.S. said the ban may be lifted when Comet Ison is closer to Earth.
 Quoting: pork fat rules


How will I tie up the victims in my basement?


Oh,the horror!!

pump2
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Double wrap electrical tape
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Try using it to actually seal cracks in ducts you will find it is a piece of shit.
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Re: Government to ban duct ( duck ) tape
The Department of Regional Standards is issuing a ban on duct tape. The official story is that the tape is not up to code for mobile home and automobile repairs. Most duct tape is now made in China and is inferior in quality compared to American duct tape. The D.R.S. said they recommend switching to tape from Scotland aka scotch tape. D.R.S. said the ban may be lifted when Comet Ison is closer to Earth.
 Quoting: pork fat rules


How will I tie up the victims in my basement?


Oh,the horror!!

pump2
 Quoting: IntoTheLight


Double wrap electrical tape
 Quoting: snarky74


I find that when they start sweating, it can slip off.

Do you have any recommendations for a 'professional?'

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Re: Government to ban duct ( duck ) tape
The Department of Regional Standards is issuing a ban on duct tape. The official story is that the tape is not up to code for mobile home and automobile repairs. Most duct tape is now made in China and is inferior in quality compared to American duct tape. The D.R.S. said they recommend switching to tape from Scotland aka scotch tape. D.R.S. said the ban may be lifted when Comet Ison is closer to Earth.
 Quoting: pork fat rules


How will I tie up the victims in my basement?


Oh,the horror!!

pump2
 Quoting: IntoTheLight


Double wrap electrical tape
 Quoting: snarky74


I find that when they start sweating, it can slip off.

Do you have any recommendations for a 'professional?'

scared
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For warmer climates, the clear packing tape used on packages is best.
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Re: Government to ban duct ( duck ) tape
The Department of Regional Standards is issuing a ban on duct tape. The official story is that the tape is not up to code for mobile home and automobile repairs. Most duct tape is now made in China and is inferior in quality compared to American duct tape. The D.R.S. said they recommend switching to tape from Scotland aka scotch tape. D.R.S. said the ban may be lifted when Comet Ison is closer to Earth.
 Quoting: pork fat rules


How will I tie up the victims in my basement?


Oh,the horror!!

pump2
 Quoting: IntoTheLight


Double wrap electrical tape
 Quoting: snarky74


I find that when they start sweating, it can slip off.

Do you have any recommendations for a 'professional?'

scared
 Quoting: IntoTheLight


Real duct tape is made of metal (aluminum). It's good stuff.

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Duck Tape! whooh ooh
Every day they're out there making
Duck Tape! whooh ooh
Tapes of daring do bad and good luck tapes! whooh ooh
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11/19/2013 11:37 AM
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Actually, real duct tape (the good stuff) is fantastic to use for all kinds of things. Remember the adage: All you need is duct tape or WD40 to fix anything?
I am sorry to hear this.
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Ohg no ".
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Actually, real duct tape (the good stuff) is fantastic to use for all kinds of things. Remember the adage: All you need is duct tape or WD40 to fix anything?
I am sorry to hear this.
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I suggest you do like I did. buy three cases of tape now, while you still can.
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Duct tape; the wonder repair all! Ban duct tape and we will have to go back to tying things with string, wrapping newspaper around stuff and tying it up.

Somehow I thing this is all bullshit. It would cause a massive run to the hardware stores to stock up. Robbers would say, "your duct tape or your life!"

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Something else going on here......
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How will I tie up the victims in my basement?


Oh,the horror!!

pump2
 Quoting: IntoTheLight


Double wrap electrical tape
 Quoting: snarky74


I find that when they start sweating, it can slip off.

Do you have any recommendations for a 'professional?'

scared
 Quoting: IntoTheLight


Real duct tape is made of metal (aluminum). It's good stuff.

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Yea that's why I cook with it
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Duct tape is soooo 90's.

Ya gotta get with it and use Gorilla Tape in this day and age. And it won't slip off those sweaty victims either.
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Double wrap electrical tape
 Quoting: snarky74


I find that when they start sweating, it can slip off.

Do you have any recommendations for a 'professional?'

scared
 Quoting: IntoTheLight


Real duct tape is made of metal (aluminum). It's good stuff.

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49571360


Yea that's why I cook with it
 Quoting: Ikhthus


Please post your recipes. it works great to hold the stuffing in a turkey. just a few wraps around the legs before roasting will do ya.
If it ain't fried in Lard, it ain't real food.
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Re: Government to ban duct ( duck ) tape
The Department of Regional Standards is issuing a ban on duct tape. The official story is that the tape is not up to code for mobile home and automobile repairs. Most duct tape is now made in China and is inferior in quality compared to American duct tape. The D.R.S. said they recommend switching to tape from Scotland aka scotch tape. D.R.S. said the ban may be lifted when Comet Ison is closer to Earth.
 Quoting: pork fat rules


How will I tie up the victims in my basement?


Oh,the horror!!

pump2
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Zip ties are flawless
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OP, 5* from the Grammar Nazi here on your impeccable spelling!
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OP, 5* from the Grammar Nazi here on your impeccable spelling!
chuckle
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thak u soo much. I are the best speller in my trailer park.
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It kept the lunar landers together so it must be good stuff.tounge
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Actually, real duct tape (the good stuff) is fantastic to use for all kinds of things. Remember the adage: All you need is duct tape or WD40 to fix anything?
I am sorry to hear this.
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That's right.
If it moves and it's not supposed to move, use duck tape.
If it does not move and it's supposed to move, use WD40.
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The Department of Regional Standards is issuing a ban on duct tape. The official story is that the tape is not up to code for mobile home and automobile repairs. Most duct tape is now made in China and is inferior in quality compared to American duct tape. The D.R.S. said they recommend switching to tape from Scotland aka scotch tape. D.R.S. said the ban may be lifted when Comet Ison is closer to Earth.
 Quoting: pork fat rules


How will I tie up the victims in my basement?


Oh,the horror!!

pump2
 Quoting: IntoTheLight


Double wrap electrical tape
 Quoting: snarky74


I find that when they start sweating, it can slip off.

Do you have any recommendations for a 'professional?'

scared
 Quoting: IntoTheLight


Cable ties...amateurs!!
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i got some duct tape from around 15 to 20 years old and the old stuff is so much stronger and better . all the new stuff is cheaply made for maximum profit like everything else today made it seems . cheap worthless junk
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They might ban the use of it in certain applications. I'm sure we will always be able to buy duct tape.
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The Department of Regional Standards is issuing a ban on duct tape. The official story is that the tape is not up to code for mobile home and automobile repairs. Most duct tape is now made in China and is inferior in quality compared to American duct tape. The D.R.S. said they recommend switching to tape from Scotland aka scotch tape. D.R.S. said the ban may be lifted when Comet Ison is closer to Earth.
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OP, 5* from the Grammar Nazi here on your impeccable spelling!
chuckle
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thak u soo much. I are the best speller in my trailer park.
 Quoting: pork fat rules

Well, you done did good, boy!
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