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What is the LEAST terrifying way for an alien species to introduce itself to Earthling/Terran's?

 
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What is the LEAST terrifying way for an alien species to introduce itself to Earthling/Terran's?
Curious what people think would be the most appropriate way for them to introduce themselves without us freaking the f#@% out.

Best thing I can think is head toward the planet slowly enough that everyone sees this object that has been steadily moving towards us... then gradually get larger and larger in our sky until everyone must be aware of it... then land, or send scout craft of very peaceful robe wearing aliens that exude peace.

(shrugs) I don't know what do you think?
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They should pick a photogenic landmark
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Also they should visit cosmopolitan places like Amsterdam, Istanbul and Vancouver.
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Re: What is the LEAST terrifying way for an alien species to introduce itself to Earthling/Terran's?
let their spaceships use their lights
to flash a message saying

We are the government,
we're here to help
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Those are the three places where they won't experience hostility or a zombie horde.
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a well known landmark would probably help.. a message would probably help... best if something everyone could understand.

maybe we'll all get our own babel fish
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Re: What is the LEAST terrifying way for an alien species to introduce itself to Earthling/Terran's?
Curious what people think would be the most appropriate way for them to introduce themselves without us freaking the f#@% out.

Best thing I can think is head toward the planet slowly enough that everyone sees this object that has been steadily moving towards us... then gradually get larger and larger in our sky until everyone must be aware of it... then land, or send scout craft of very peaceful robe wearing aliens that exude peace.

(shrugs) I don't know what do you think?
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Only thing I would add is communication prior to fully reaching earth. A message of their intent or what not
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alien7:" Let me help you, to save you from your own destruction and teach you some things, but remember, THIS is your last chance as the human race! If you continue to exploit each other for own selfish reasons, poison your planet because of a pile of the thing you call money and the power some seem to need to take in their own hands, just to exploit others even more, then we can´t do anything, anymore for you because you seem to wish for your own destruction.

This Planet is a beautiful gift you are destroying with almost not thinking about it, so is all of your lives."
And Miles to go before I sleep, miles to go before I sleep....
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A slow campaign over several decades.
Via information drips and conceptual drabs.(TV,BOOKS,INTERNE etc etc.

Mysterious sightings of things in the sky,Ufology,Conspiracy theories etc etc.

Do you see????

:8tzgft:
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Easy


Telepathic euphoric (norepinephrine inducing) communique

"Feel The Love Today
Your Space Siblings Are On The Way"
CEO, Chairman and Czar,
Director Of Communications,
Sub-Secretary Of Domestic Foreign Relations,
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EARTH (SOL SYSTEM 33)
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a well known landmark would probably help.. a message would probably help... best if something everyone could understand.

maybe we'll all get our own babel fish
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Heh heh.
Awesome movie.

PEACE.
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They have to be advanced well beyond anything we can properly understand. Worst case scenario they let us shoot everything we have at them and shrug it off without retaliating. While doing this they fix the planet for us here and there. Fukushima, save an island from a tsunami, disarm nukes.
Make it obvious they are peaceful and we cant hurt them at the same time. Eventually we'll figure it out.
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Or

I would post a thread on a site about conspiracies and ask

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Re: What is the LEAST terrifying way for an alien species to introduce itself to Earthling/Terran's?
A slow campaign over several decades.
Via information drips and conceptual drabs.(TV,BOOKS,INTERNE etc etc.

Mysterious sightings of things in the sky,Ufology,Conspiracy theories etc etc.

Do you see????

:8tzgft:
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I do.. but it will ultimately need to climax in some sort of exclamative burst of knowing. whether it's the president coming on tv, or them taking over broadcasting stations.. there will almost certainly need to be that mass scale "WHOA" moment...
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Re: What is the LEAST terrifying way for an alien species to introduce itself to Earthling/Terran's?
Curious what people think would be the most appropriate way for them to introduce themselves without us freaking the f#@% out.

Best thing I can think is head toward the planet slowly enough that everyone sees this object that has been steadily moving towards us... then gradually get larger and larger in our sky until everyone must be aware of it... then land, or send scout craft of very peaceful robe wearing aliens that exude peace.

(shrugs) I don't know what do you think?
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it was already down in Torchwood. they use the children. when contact is made it will be through the children.
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Re: What is the LEAST terrifying way for an alien species to introduce itself to Earthling/Terran's?
a well known landmark would probably help.. a message would probably help... best if something everyone could understand.

maybe we'll all get our own babel fish
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Heh heh.
Awesome movie.

PEACE.
 Quoting: SUROH4711


Old BBC Series is better, Movie was just CGI Overload and Hollywood screaming into your face.
And Miles to go before I sleep, miles to go before I sleep....
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Re: What is the LEAST terrifying way for an alien species to introduce itself to Earthling/Terran's?
They have to be advanced well beyond anything we can properly understand. Worst case scenario they let us shoot everything we have at them and shrug it off without retaliating. While doing this they fix the planet for us here and there. Fukushima, save an island from a tsunami, disarm nukes.
Make it obvious they are peaceful and we cant hurt them at the same time. Eventually we'll figure it out.
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oh that would be nice...
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Re: What is the LEAST terrifying way for an alien species to introduce itself to Earthling/Terran's?
A slow campaign over several decades.
Via information drips and conceptual drabs.(TV,BOOKS,INTERNE etc etc.

Mysterious sightings of things in the sky,Ufology,Conspiracy theories etc etc.

Do you see????

:8tzgft:
 Quoting: SUROH4711


I do.. but it will ultimately need to climax in some sort of exclamative burst of knowing. whether it's the president coming on tv, or them taking over broadcasting stations.. there will almost certainly need to be that mass scale "WHOA" moment...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 50296013


That is right,such a moment is enevitable but the longer the "Wake them up " campaign is run the fewer will be too shocked once their paradigms are shattered by the contact.
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Re: What is the LEAST terrifying way for an alien species to introduce itself to Earthling/Terran's?
Or

I would post a thread on a site about conspiracies and ask

;)
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take me to your leader

alienship
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Re: What is the LEAST terrifying way for an alien species to introduce itself to Earthling/Terran's?
A slow campaign over several decades.
Via information drips and conceptual drabs.(TV,BOOKS,INTERNE etc etc.

Mysterious sightings of things in the sky,Ufology,Conspiracy theories etc etc.

Do you see????

:8tzgft:
 Quoting: SUROH4711


I do.. but it will ultimately need to climax in some sort of exclamative burst of knowing. whether it's the president coming on tv, or them taking over broadcasting stations.. there will almost certainly need to be that mass scale "WHOA" moment...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 50296013


That is right,such a moment is enevitable but the longer the "Wake them up " campaign is run the fewer will be too shocked once their paradigms are shattered by the contact.
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so true.... sooo slowww....going... too.
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Re: What is the LEAST terrifying way for an alien species to introduce itself to Earthling/Terran's?
a well known landmark would probably help.. a message would probably help... best if something everyone could understand.

maybe we'll all get our own babel fish
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 50296013


Heh heh.
Awesome movie.

PEACE.
 Quoting: SUROH4711


Old BBC Series is better, Movie was just CGI Overload and Hollywood screaming into your face.
 Quoting: Trickster


True and even the original audio story is much better made.
Still i like to see what people do with an idea once they get to remake it and this one was okay.
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Re: What is the LEAST terrifying way for an alien species to introduce itself to Earthling/Terran's?
Well, what they've been doing so far is stationing themselves in high energy places like on the tops of mountains, in the woods, around rock formations, etc., so that the people who are naturally drawn to those places will see them first, but also because they can send out positive energy more effectively in those places. They appear as beautiful, shining little orbs, and their numbers have slowly been increasing. They also do 'flyovers' over larger cities so that those people can see as well. They will not start a mass revelation until the majority of people ask for it though. Unfortunately it's going to take widespread calamity for that to happen...hf
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Re: What is the LEAST terrifying way for an alien species to introduce itself to Earthling/Terran's?
A slow campaign over several decades.
Via information drips and conceptual drabs.(TV,BOOKS,INTERNE etc etc.

Mysterious sightings of things in the sky,Ufology,Conspiracy theories etc etc.

Do you see????

:8tzgft:
 Quoting: SUROH4711


I do.. but it will ultimately need to climax in some sort of exclamative burst of knowing. whether it's the president coming on tv, or them taking over broadcasting stations.. there will almost certainly need to be that mass scale "WHOA" moment...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 50296013


That is right,such a moment is enevitable but the longer the "Wake them up " campaign is run the fewer will be too shocked once their paradigms are shattered by the contact.
 Quoting: SUROH4711


so true.... sooo slowww....going... too.
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INDEED.

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Re: What is the LEAST terrifying way for an alien species to introduce itself to Earthling/Terran's?
Curious what people think would be the most appropriate way for them to introduce themselves without us freaking the f#@% out.

Best thing I can think is head toward the planet slowly enough that everyone sees this object that has been steadily moving towards us... then gradually get larger and larger in our sky until everyone must be aware of it... then land, or send scout craft of very peaceful robe wearing aliens that exude peace.

(shrugs) I don't know what do you think?
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with a bright fucking light so we can't really see how the fuck they look
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Re: What is the LEAST terrifying way for an alien species to introduce itself to Earthling/Terran's?
Wait till we off ourselves in some spectacular fashion
and move right in assuming they can clean up the radiation, chemicals, etc. that doomed us.
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Well, what they've been doing so far is stationing themselves in high energy places like on the tops of mountains, in the woods, around rock formations, etc., so that the people who are naturally drawn to those places will see them first, but also because they can send out positive energy more effectively in those places. They appear as beautiful, shining little orbs, and their numbers have slowly been increasing. They also do 'flyovers' over larger cities so that those people can see as well. They will not start a mass revelation until the majority of people ask for it though. Unfortunately it's going to take widespread calamity for that to happen...hf
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I've been seeing more activity in the night sky.. I see something at least once a month now.. where as before I had only seen a couple of things that seemed out of the ordinary in decades.
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I'd go with beamed in messages at first. Any first contact is going to cause panic, but receiving a message would be less shocking than them just hovering over some city announcing themselves.
Idealism is a wonderful thing, as long as you have someone rational to put it to good use.
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Re: What is the LEAST terrifying way for an alien species to introduce itself to Earthling/Terran's?
HAVE THEM LAND IN ALL THE CANCEROUS CITIES, IF THEY CAN PUT UP WITH THAT SHIT WITHOUT KILLING EVERYBODY, THEN NO WORRIES WHATSOEVER.
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What is the LEAST terrifying way for an alien species to introduce itself to Earthling/Terran's?
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They already have.....government keeping it quiet.
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Hi son I am your Dad....
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Hi son I am your Dad....
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".. noo!........ that's impossible!!!!!!!"

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