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NASA: SOS call from distant Galaxy? Real or Propaganda?

 
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NASA: SOS call from distant Galaxy? Real or Propaganda?
NASA: SOS call from distant Galaxy? Real or Propaganda?

Why is this not National headline news???? it would be evidence enuff and something to echo around the world.






The signal was detected in January of 1998, however, it took months to decode the message.

Transcribed Version Of Press Release:

NASA experts claim to have intercepted an intergalactic distress call from an alien civilization that had already peaked and was actually dying when saber-tooth tigers still roamed the earth.

The 80,000-year-old SOS was received and digitally recorded in late January 1998.

But only in recent weeks have radio astronomers and language experts found the key to the complex mathematics-based language that enabled them to translate the 'frantic plea for help'.

The world press has been suspiciously silent about the startling message, though lengthy scientific reports are scheduled for publication in two professional journals, Radio Astronomy and Universe.

According to a highly placed NASA source in Houston, Texas, noted Russian space scientist Dr. Viktor Kulakov is leading a United Nations research team from a state-operated observatory 50 miles northwest of Moscow.

Dr. Kulakov told Universe that the signal emanated from a point beyond the galaxy nearest to our own, Andromeda, and was sent by beings that had apparently achieved a civilization no more advanced than our own here on Earth.

“The simple fact that we received and decoded the message proves beyond any doubt that their knowledge and technology were, at the very best, within our reach.” Dr. Kulakov explained.

“And while there are years of study ahead of us, I can say with certainty that the death of their civilization was not the result of some cosmic catastrophe. It was the result of the civilization turning on itself, possibly with devastating nuclear weaponry.”

Dr Kulakov flatly refused to provide either of the magazines with a transcript of the message, but he did say it began with the plea, “Help us,” and went on to give data pin-pointing the exact position of the doomed planet.

"There was a quite lucid account of apocalyptic devastation, hellish explosions, widespread death and terminal illnesses,” he said.
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Re: NASA: SOS call from distant Galaxy? Real or Propaganda?
fucking bullshit that sounds like
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Re: NASA: SOS call from distant Galaxy? Real or Propaganda?
The 80,000-year-old SOS was received and digitally recorded in late January 1998.

No math expert here, how long would a signal from andromeda galaxy take to reach us?

I guess a lot longer..

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I was thinking , perhaps propaganda warning to our world in the next 20 years or so, its says Interplanetary Travel was Limited. And there is a plans to begin travels to Mars in 2022 to 2030 or so. hmmmm
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Re: NASA: SOS call from distant Galaxy? Real or Propaganda?
Supposedly, the nearest galaxy to ours is the Sagittarius Dwarf Elliptical Galaxy, about 80,000 light years away.

So they got that bit right when saying that the signal took about 80,000 years to arrive here.

It's still probably BS, though.
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NASA: SOS call from distant Galaxy? Real or Propaganda?

Why is this not National headline news???? it would be evidence enuff and something to echo around the world.






The signal was detected in January of 1998, however, it took months to decode the message.

Transcribed Version Of Press Release:

NASA experts claim to have intercepted an intergalactic distress call from an alien civilization that had already peaked and was actually dying when saber-tooth tigers still roamed the earth.

The 80,000-year-old SOS was received and digitally recorded in late January 1998.

But only in recent weeks have radio astronomers and language experts found the key to the complex mathematics-based language that enabled them to translate the 'frantic plea for help'.

The world press has been suspiciously silent about the startling message, though lengthy scientific reports are scheduled for publication in two professional journals, Radio Astronomy and Universe.

According to a highly placed NASA source in Houston, Texas, noted Russian space scientist Dr. Viktor Kulakov is leading a United Nations research team from a state-operated observatory 50 miles northwest of Moscow.

Dr. Kulakov told Universe that the signal emanated from a point beyond the galaxy nearest to our own, Andromeda, and was sent by beings that had apparently achieved a civilization no more advanced than our own here on Earth.

“The simple fact that we received and decoded the message proves beyond any doubt that their knowledge and technology were, at the very best, within our reach.” Dr. Kulakov explained.

“And while there are years of study ahead of us, I can say with certainty that the death of their civilization was not the result of some cosmic catastrophe. It was the result of the civilization turning on itself, possibly with devastating nuclear weaponry.”

Dr Kulakov flatly refused to provide either of the magazines with a transcript of the message, but he did say it began with the plea, “Help us,” and went on to give data pin-pointing the exact position of the doomed planet.

"There was a quite lucid account of apocalyptic devastation, hellish explosions, widespread death and terminal illnesses,” he said.

“A Shower of meteors? Perhaps. But what stikes me, and this is just a feeling, is an underlying acceptance of guilt."

"It’s as if the senders of the message are acknowledging blame for what happened.”

"Whatever it was, they apparently had no means to evacuate the remaining population."

"Interplanetary space travel was available to them, but only on a very limited level."

"The message makes it very clear that they were trapped on their world,” said Dr. Kulakov.



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I stopped at the bold lines.
Reason? Simple, Andromeda is 2.5 MILLION light years away therefore any radio signals emanating from Andromeda would be 2.5 million years old, NOT a mere 80,000 years old.

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Re: NASA: SOS call from distant Galaxy? Real or Propaganda?
The 80,000-year-old SOS was received and digitally recorded in late January 1998.

No math expert here, how long would a signal from andromeda galaxy take to reach us?

I guess a lot longer..

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Nearest galaxy is stated to be the Sagittarius Elliptical Dwarf, approx. 80,000 light years distant from the Milky Way.
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80,000-year-old SOS?

So it will take another 80.000 yrs to send the answer

Stay foot we are coming
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Re: NASA: SOS call from distant Galaxy? Real or Propaganda?
The 80,000-year-old SOS was received and digitally recorded in late January 1998.

No math expert here, how long would a signal from andromeda galaxy take to reach us?

I guess a lot longer..

:fail:
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The Andromeda Galaxy is approximately 2.5 million light years from Earth.
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fucking bullshit that sounds like
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cruise hesright cruise
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Re: NASA: SOS call from distant Galaxy? Real or Propaganda?
The 80,000-year-old SOS was received and digitally recorded in late January 1998.

No math expert here, how long would a signal from andromeda galaxy take to reach us?

I guess a lot longer..

:fail:
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Yep, 2.5 Million years, so it could not be 8000 years old.
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Certain radio transmission do not take as long as the speed of light. I'm not saying this is at all genuine, in fact I highly doubt its validity, but c'mon, guys, not everything in space travels at the speed of light.
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Certain radio transmission do not take as long as the speed of light. I'm not saying this is at all genuine, in fact I highly doubt its validity, but c'mon, guys, not everything in space travels at the speed of light.
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But... Aren't radio waves sound? Light travels faster than sound.
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“And while there are years of study ahead of us, I can say with certainty that the death of their civilization was not the result of some cosmic catastrophe. It was the result of the civilization turning on itself, possibly with devastating nuclear weaponry.”

Dr Kulakov flatly refused to provide either of the magazines with a transcript of the message, but he did say it began with the plea, “Help us,” and went on to give data pin-pointing the exact position of the doomed planet.

"There was a quite lucid account of apocalyptic devastation, hellish explosions, widespread death and terminal illnesses,” he said.



Oh, bullshit.
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IU could have helped them. I could help every galaxy...
But first, NASA or JPL need to hire me with a contract...
we could visit so many stars...
Like Dune navigators.

The Sleeper Has Awaken...
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Reports are circulating around the Kremlin today of how the NSA used a vintage Captain Crunch Decoder Ring to decypher the alien signal.
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NASA: SOS call from distant Galaxy? Real or Propaganda?

Why is this not National headline news???? it would be evidence enuff and something to echo around the world.






The signal was detected in January of 1998, however, it took months to decode the message.

Transcribed Version Of Press Release:

NASA experts claim to have intercepted an intergalactic distress call from an alien civilization that had already peaked and was actually dying when saber-tooth tigers still roamed the earth.

The 80,000-year-old SOS was received and digitally recorded in late January 1998.

But only in recent weeks have radio astronomers and language experts found the key to the complex mathematics-based language that enabled them to translate the 'frantic plea for help'.

The world press has been suspiciously silent about the startling message, though lengthy scientific reports are scheduled for publication in two professional journals, Radio Astronomy and Universe.

According to a highly placed NASA source in Houston, Texas, noted Russian space scientist Dr. Viktor Kulakov is leading a United Nations research team from a state-operated observatory 50 miles northwest of Moscow.

Dr. Kulakov told Universe that the signal emanated from a point beyond the galaxy nearest to our own, Andromeda, and was sent by beings that had apparently achieved a civilization no more advanced than our own here on Earth.

“The simple fact that we received and decoded the message proves beyond any doubt that their knowledge and technology were, at the very best, within our reach.” Dr. Kulakov explained.

“And while there are years of study ahead of us, I can say with certainty that the death of their civilization was not the result of some cosmic catastrophe. It was the result of the civilization turning on itself, possibly with devastating nuclear weaponry.”

Dr Kulakov flatly refused to provide either of the magazines with a transcript of the message, but he did say it began with the plea, “Help us,” and went on to give data pin-pointing the exact position of the doomed planet.

"There was a quite lucid account of apocalyptic devastation, hellish explosions, widespread death and terminal illnesses,” he said.

“A Shower of meteors? Perhaps. But what stikes me, and this is just a feeling, is an underlying acceptance of guilt."

"It’s as if the senders of the message are acknowledging blame for what happened.”

"Whatever it was, they apparently had no means to evacuate the remaining population."

"Interplanetary space travel was available to them, but only on a very limited level."

"The message makes it very clear that they were trapped on their world,” said Dr. Kulakov.



[link to www.alien-disclosure-group.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 42277925


I stopped at the bold lines.
Reason? Simple, Andromeda is 2.5 MILLION light years away therefore any radio signals emanating from Andromeda would be 2.5 million years old, NOT a mere 80,000 years old.

BUSTED!!
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It doesn't say radio signals
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Re: NASA: SOS call from distant Galaxy? Real or Propaganda?
This is wassilly ballickmeoff reporting from the kremlin....
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Help me, help meeee...
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Hoist the BS flag high for this one, for the reasons everybody else has already said above me.

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lol worst troll ever. did people fall for this?
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on top of the 80,000 thing..

plus the story leads to viktor kulikov's wiki page... a field marshall born in 1921 who died earlier this year.

they should have at least picked a random actual scientist that was alive (its not like any of us actually could source the guys writing in russian), not the fucking former and now dead commander in chief of the warsaw pack
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ah the story is originally from the Weekly World News.. nuff said
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" a message of guilt"

because they drove big co2 spouting vehicles and put so much into the atmosphere that it caused their own demise.............

" if any civilization receives this message: you must tax co2, tax and trade co2 credits on the carbon exchange or this will happen to you!"
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we've probably polluted space with radio signals.. not to mention deliberate messages sent into space, detailing everything about us... Why would not the same spectrum of data be available from "them".... why ONE message, just before their imminent doom... sounds like a movie script. and sounds like bs.
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Sucha fail? Sounds like her style....
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Re: NASA: SOS call from distant Galaxy? Real or Propaganda?
The 80,000-year-old SOS was received and digitally recorded in late January 1998.

No math expert here, how long would a signal from andromeda galaxy take to reach us?

I guess a lot longer..

fail
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Yep, 2.5 Million years, so it could not be 8000 years old.
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Where does it say from Andromeda or any other galaxy and not within our own galaxy? Am I missing something?
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Re: NASA: SOS call from distant Galaxy? Real or Propaganda?
The 80,000-year-old SOS was received and digitally recorded in late January 1998.

No math expert here, how long would a signal from andromeda galaxy take to reach us?

I guess a lot longer..

fail
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Yep, 2.5 Million years, so it could not be 8000 years old.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48412925


Where does it say from Andromeda or any other galaxy and not within our own galaxy? Am I missing something?
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Nevermind, I see it was from some Russian Cosmatard.
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"We're gonna die! Better send a message out in case aliens can save us!"
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Re: NASA: SOS call from distant Galaxy? Real or Propaganda?
80,000-year-old SOS?

So it will take another 80.000 yrs to send the answer

Stay foot we are coming
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LOL! Sad if were true, but I think the message here is for US... don't rely on the ETs saving us! We must act for ourselves.

hf
From somewhere in a binary star system.
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