Proof That I Exist

1. the mere fact that you are asking "prove to me that you exist" means that I am at least a figment of your imagination, a thought, therefore exist in some sense.

2. if I were to meet you face to face, you would then be seeing me.

3. if I were to talk to you, you would then be hearing me.

4. if I were to put my hand in front of you, you would then be smelling me.

5. if you were to lick my hand, you would then be tasting me.

6. if I were to put my hand on your shoulder, you would then be feeling me.

7. the fulfillment of all these five senses is no more than anything else you know to be true; therefore you must admit that I exist as much as anything else you think exists.

now gimme some bacon!