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Why is Santa always white?

 
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Why is Santa always white?
I have just about pissed myself from laughing so hard at this article. It is race baiting at it's finest.

Why is Santa always white?

But then it hit me. Santa was white. Wait, what? Why is Santa white? Santa is always white? Why is Santa always white? My brain went into a frenzy, desperately searching my memory for any instance in which I had seen a black Santa Claus in a shopping center. But I kept coming up short.

I wondered, in a country where we have an African-American president in Barack Obama and where the largest city just elected Bill de Blasio mayor with an African-American wife and racially mixed children, why have we yet to integrate our holidays or their characters?

As I sat there contemplating, I wondered if Santa was African-American, would white families wait for hours to get a picture with him? Would they want their children sitting on the lap of a black Santa? And would that be a picture to add to the family scrapbook or in a frame on the fireplace? I asked myself why, in 2013, does it seem American traditions and customs are only for white Americans? Why are we being left out?

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The stupidity. It burns.
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12/04/2013 11:19 PM

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Re: Why is Santa always white?
Not clicking that link dude.



Maybe because Santa breaks into houses to GIVE presents, not STEAL presents.
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12/04/2013 11:20 PM
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Re: Why is Santa always white?
Because no one would believe that a black could sneak in your house and only steal milk and cookies.
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Re: Why is Santa always white?
I have just about pissed myself from laughing so hard at this article. It is race baiting at it's finest.

Why is Santa always white?

But then it hit me. Santa was white. Wait, what? Why is Santa white? Santa is always white? Why is Santa always white? My brain went into a frenzy, desperately searching my memory for any instance in which I had seen a black Santa Claus in a shopping center. But I kept coming up short.

I wondered, in a country where we have an African-American president in Barack Obama and where the largest city just elected Bill de Blasio mayor with an African-American wife and racially mixed children, why have we yet to integrate our holidays or their characters?

As I sat there contemplating, I wondered if Santa was African-American, would white families wait for hours to get a picture with him? Would they want their children sitting on the lap of a black Santa? And would that be a picture to add to the family scrapbook or in a frame on the fireplace? I asked myself why, in 2013, does it seem American traditions and customs are only for white Americans? Why are we being left out?

[link to www.jsonline.com]

The stupidity. It burns.
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can this world just hurry up and end already
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12/04/2013 11:21 PM
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Re: Why is Santa always white?
Because no one would believe that a black could sneak in your house and only steal milk and cookies.
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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12/04/2013 11:28 PM
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Re: Why is Santa always white?
I have just about pissed myself from laughing so hard at this article. It is race baiting at it's finest.

Why is Santa always white?

But then it hit me. Santa was white. Wait, what? Why is Santa white? Santa is always white? Why is Santa always white? My brain went into a frenzy, desperately searching my memory for any instance in which I had seen a black Santa Claus in a shopping center. But I kept coming up short.

I wondered, in a country where we have an African-American president in Barack Obama and where the largest city just elected Bill de Blasio mayor with an African-American wife and racially mixed children, why have we yet to integrate our holidays or their characters?

As I sat there contemplating, I wondered if Santa was African-American, would white families wait for hours to get a picture with him? Would they want their children sitting on the lap of a black Santa? And would that be a picture to add to the family scrapbook or in a frame on the fireplace? I asked myself why, in 2013, does it seem American traditions and customs are only for white Americans? Why are we being left out?

[link to www.jsonline.com]

The stupidity. It burns.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21277120


can this world just hurry up and end already
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hf
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12/04/2013 11:35 PM
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Re: Why is Santa always white?
laugh

Not clicking that link dude.



Maybe because Santa breaks into houses to GIVE presents, not STEAL presents.
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Because no one would believe that a black could sneak in your house and only steal milk and cookies.
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12/04/2013 11:36 PM
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Re: Why is Santa always white?
Santa actually comes from Heimdallr, and if you read Rígsþula, you will know that Heimdallr created the races and differentiated them into castes. The dark blacks were fit only for slavery, the medium toned were free men, and the lightest were the lordly master race.
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12/04/2013 11:41 PM

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"Two days ago I saw a vehicle that would haul that tanker. You wanna get outta here?.....Talk to me."
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12/04/2013 11:43 PM
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Re: Why is Santa always white?
Learn about the cult of Saturn.
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12/04/2013 11:44 PM
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Re: Why is Santa always white?
what about black peter?
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12/04/2013 11:45 PM

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Re: Why is Santa always white?
come on... you'd have to stop and get a picture with this guy.

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Re: Why is Santa always white?
Cause he is from the North Pole
KINGDOMS, NATIONS AND KINGS HAVE BEEN BROUGHT DOWN TO THEIR KNEES WITH ONE GLANCE FROM A WOMAN.

I WEAR MY SKIN OF ARMOR SO NO ONE CAN GET IN AND NO ONE CAN GET OUT.

HOW CAN I MOURN YOU, WHEN I HAVE NEVER LET YOU GO, monster 1991-2008 RIP
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12/04/2013 11:50 PM
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Re: Why is Santa always white?
In the netherlands santas little helpers are black.. does that count?
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12/04/2013 11:55 PM
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Re: Why is Santa always white?
He's always white because that's what color he is.
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12/04/2013 11:59 PM
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Re: Why is Santa always white?
Ummm... cause he is? Seriously, what has the black race actually done to improve humanity? Honestly...

Geeeeeeze
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12/04/2013 11:59 PM

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Re: Why is Santa always white?
What the seriously fuck?

So if a traditional narrative doesn't feature people who are not white, those missing skin colors must be shoehorned into said narratives?

So fuck it, lets make Zeus black and let's make Hercules a fucking Asian.

The virgin Mary shall henceforth be a mexican because we have to "intergrate our holidays and their characters".

But if we're doing that then I want Shaft to be white from now on.

Last Edited by Lucky Charms on 12/04/2013 11:59 PM
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Re: Why is Santa always white?
The writer has obviously never travelled out of his city
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Re: Why is Santa always white?
You're all idiots. Santa Claus came from Saint Nicholas, who used to give a lot of things to the poor and the less fortunate. Santa is another word for saint in German I believe. Claus is short for nichlaus which is Germans pronunciation of Nicholas
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Re: Why is Santa always white?
Maybe because Santa breaks into houses to GIVE presents, not STEAL presents.


OMG! That's hilarious!
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Re: Why is Santa always white?
In the netherlands santas little helpers are black.. does that count?
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Only if he uses them to help chop cotton.
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Re: Why is Santa always white?
With a name like Chris Cringle or Saint Nicholaus? Really??? What color would he be?
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Re: Why is Santa always white?
Ummm... cause he is? Seriously, what has the black race actually done to improve humanity? Honestly...

Geeeeeeze
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We've actually had quite a few in the US.....but the Democrat (Socialist Party) won't give them any credit in history (because they're re-writing it) because free thinking should be discredited and is 'off the plantation'. They've convinced black people that they should be 'taken care of' and that they are 'victims'.....even in our modern society.
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Re: Why is Santa always white?
Santa's always white because he's imaginary... like the Easter bunny and many other popular ancient figures...



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Ummm... cause he is? Seriously, what has the black race actually done to improve humanity? Honestly...

Geeeeeeze
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15977349


We've actually had quite a few in the US.....but the Democrat (Socialist Party) won't give them any credit in history (because they're re-writing it) because free thinking should be discredited and is 'off the plantation'. They've convinced black people that they should be 'taken care of' and that they are 'victims'.....even in our modern society.
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Re: Why is Santa always white?
You're all idiots. Santa Claus came from Saint Nicholas, who used to give a lot of things to the poor and the less fortunate. Santa is another word for saint in German I believe. Claus is short for nichlaus which is Germans pronunciation of Nicholas
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49844927


We're all idiots? I bet most people know about everything you wrote in that post.
Thanks for enlightening everyone.
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Re: Why is Santa always white?
If you run an image search for "Jesus", "Easter bunny", and "Tooth fairy" you will notice that those characters are always white also. Maybe there's a connection. ;)
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12/05/2013 12:17 AM
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Feliz navidad betta be white some time or ima vandalize some shit and act a foo!
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12/05/2013 12:30 AM
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Re: Why is Santa always white?
What the seriously fuck?

So if a traditional narrative doesn't feature people who are not white, those missing skin colors must be shoehorned into said narratives?

So fuck it, lets make Zeus black and let's make Hercules a fucking Asian.

The virgin Mary shall henceforth be a mexican because we have to "intergrate our holidays and their characters".

But if we're doing that then I want Shaft to be white from now on.
 Quoting: Lucky Charms


You mean like they did in the Thor movie?

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Black Heimdall?
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Re: Why is Santa always white?
You're all idiots. Santa Claus came from Saint Nicholas, who used to give a lot of things to the poor and the less fortunate. Santa is another word for saint in German I believe. Claus is short for nichlaus which is Germans pronunciation of Nicholas
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This was stolen originally from Heimdallr, though.
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Re: Why is Santa always white?
You're all idiots. Santa Claus came from Saint Nicholas, who used to give a lot of things to the poor and the less fortunate. Santa is another word for saint in German I believe. Claus is short for nichlaus which is Germans pronunciation of Nicholas
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49844927


This was stolen originally from Heimdallr, though.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 51011746


There are a few other names too- kris kringle for example

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