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guys make sure you masturbate before going to bed so aliens dont abduct you and steal your sperm.

 
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guys make sure you masturbate before going to bed so aliens dont abduct you and steal your sperm.
guys make sure you masturbate before going to bed so aliens dont abduct you and steal your sperm. they want your sperm to make hybrids.

if you have no sperm when they scan your house/balls they will just go to your neighbors balls.


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I'm on it!
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Re: guys make sure you masturbate before going to bed so aliens dont abduct you and steal your sperm.
You can actually make an agreement and then they wont even steal your sperm anymore, but it is not them you have to talk to its their superiors
Put a lion in a cage for years without food and watch what happens.
Its appetite will of cause grow and grow, and then you point your finger at its hunger?
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Re: guys make sure you masturbate before going to bed so aliens dont abduct you and steal your sperm.
guys make sure you masturbate before going to bed so aliens dont abduct you and steal your sperm. they want your sperm to make hybrids.

if you have no sperm when they scan your house/balls they will just go to your neighbors balls.


banhim6
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This is why women keep their husbands balls in their purse. Aliens don't go thru purses.
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Re: guys make sure you masturbate before going to bed so aliens dont abduct you and steal your sperm.
Catch stds ey wont bother you
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12/06/2013 09:16 PM
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Re: guys make sure you masturbate before going to bed so aliens dont abduct you and steal your sperm.
World's largest cemetery of sperm encrusted socks by bed..........check.

They aren't getting my guys.
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Re: guys make sure you masturbate before going to bed so aliens dont abduct you and steal your sperm.
World's largest cemetery of sperm encrusted socks by bed..........check.

They aren't getting my guys.
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Re: guys make sure you masturbate before going to bed so aliens dont abduct you and steal your sperm.
guys make sure you masturbate before going to bed so aliens dont abduct you and steal your sperm. they want your sperm to make hybrids.

if you have no sperm when they scan your house/balls they will just go to your neighbors balls.


banhim6
 Quoting: hybrids 51173231


Doesn't work that way, they can harvest the cells one by one if they want...
With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

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I'm on it!
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Sinner
With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

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Re: guys make sure you masturbate before going to bed so aliens dont abduct you and steal your sperm.
guys make sure you masturbate before going to bed so aliens dont abduct you and steal your sperm. they want your sperm to make hybrids.

if you have no sperm when they scan your house/balls they will just go to your neighbors balls.


banhim6
 Quoting: hybrids 51173231


Doesn't work that way, they can harvest the cells one by one if they want...
 Quoting: BRIEF


How do you know? unless........OMG!
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Sperm = Souls stuck in reincarnation cycle until they win.
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Re: guys make sure you masturbate before going to bed so aliens dont abduct you and steal your sperm.
guys make sure you masturbate before going to bed so aliens dont abduct you and steal your sperm. they want your sperm to make hybrids.

if you have no sperm when they scan your house/balls they will just go to your neighbors balls.


banhim6
 Quoting: hybrids 51173231


Doesn't work that way, they can harvest the cells one by one if they want...
 Quoting: BRIEF


How do you know? unless........OMG!
 Quoting: Aware Prolapse


Bahahaha good point
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Re: guys make sure you masturbate before going to bed so aliens dont abduct you and steal your sperm.
Thanks, but I've been protecting myself for years.
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I'm on it!
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Sinner
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I think we all are...
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Re: guys make sure you masturbate before going to bed so aliens dont abduct you and steal your sperm.
guys make sure you masturbate before going to bed so aliens dont abduct you and steal your sperm. they want your sperm to make hybrids.

if you have no sperm when they scan your house/balls they will just go to your neighbors balls.


banhim6
 Quoting: hybrids 51173231


Doesn't work that way, they can harvest the cells one by one if they want...
 Quoting: BRIEF


How do you know? unless........OMG!
 Quoting: Aware Prolapse


I'm seriously gonna freak out if Brief and wile-e-coyote come come vaccuum my junk.
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spermies
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Re: guys make sure you masturbate before going to bed so aliens dont abduct you and steal your sperm.
guys make sure you masturbate before going to bed so aliens dont abduct you and steal your sperm. they want your sperm to make hybrids.

if you have no sperm when they scan your house/balls they will just go to your neighbors balls.


banhim6
 Quoting: hybrids 51173231


Doesn't work that way, they can harvest the cells one by one if they want...
 Quoting: BRIEF


How do you know? unless........OMG!
 Quoting: Aware Prolapse


I volunteered...they have a device that gives a tiny shock and extracts what they need...I got a vasectomy after my last child was born, and that wasn't an issue for them...I was hoping it would be done in a more pleasurable way, but the alternative is not painful in any way...
With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

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Re: guys make sure you masturbate before going to bed so aliens dont abduct you and steal your sperm.
Your thread is fucked in the head but I'm gonna 5* just for the smokin hot Gangnam girls. omg fappety fap!

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Your thread is fucked in the head but I'm gonna 5* just for the smokin hot Gangnam girls. omg fappety fap!

hot
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Good, you're safe too
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Re: guys make sure you masturbate before going to bed so aliens dont abduct you and steal your sperm.
not even the aliens want briefs sperm, don't kid yourself fag.
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Re: guys make sure you masturbate before going to bed so aliens dont abduct you and steal your sperm.
I like to be double sure just in case.
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Re: guys make sure you masturbate before going to bed so aliens dont abduct you and steal your sperm.
guys make sure you masturbate before going to bed so aliens dont abduct you and steal your sperm. they want your sperm to make hybrids.

if you have no sperm when they scan your house/balls they will just go to your neighbors balls.


banhim6
 Quoting: hybrids 51173231


cruise
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Re: guys make sure you masturbate before going to bed so aliens dont abduct you and steal your sperm.
ABSOLUTELY!
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Re: guys make sure you masturbate before going to bed so aliens dont abduct you and steal your sperm.
guys make sure you masturbate before going to bed so aliens dont abduct you and steal your sperm. they want your sperm to make hybrids.

if you have no sperm when they scan your house/balls they will just go to your neighbors house/balls.


banhim6
 Quoting: hybrids 51173231
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Re: guys make sure you masturbate before going to bed so aliens dont abduct you and steal your sperm.
If alien's are smart enough to fly through space, surely they know to just go rob a sperm bank, rather than to abduct people. It would much easier for them. Lol
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Re: guys make sure you masturbate before going to bed so aliens dont abduct you and steal your sperm.
guys make sure you masturbate before going to bed so aliens dont abduct you and steal your sperm. they want your sperm to make hybrids.

if you have no sperm when they scan your house/balls they will just go to your neighbors balls.


banhim6
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damned
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Re: guys make sure you masturbate before going to bed so aliens dont abduct you and steal your sperm.
Not even the aliens want my sperm...that's a new low.

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