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Will Obama make it back from Johannesburg? (Security nightmare at Soweto Stadium)

 
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Will Obama make it back from Johannesburg? (Security nightmare at Soweto Stadium)
50 heads of state, dozens of U.S. Congresscriminals, four U.S. Presidents and just over 24 hours to prepare the stadium for Mandela's memoriam. Nearly all normal security procedures are impossible. Various links, here's one - [link to www.csmonitor.com]
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lets hope not
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I'm sure Seal Team Six will be glad to help him out...
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Que SS in 4...3...2...
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Hmm had a funny feeling reading this. Hope its nothing.
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They will enter the underground tunnel for safe keeping
Then the lights will go out in america
Then ISON poisons the earth
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Is it too much to hope that a rogue meteor will strike and take out a big chunk of the world's leaders?
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Is it too much to hope that a rogue meteor will strike and take out a big chunk of the world's leaders?
 Quoting: samanthasunflower


So sad theyre even referred to as "leaders" ...how about the worlds most notorious criminals or the world most notorious mass murderers or the sickest individuals on the planet anything but leaders....jus sayin
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Re: Will Obama make it back from Johannesburg? (Security nightmare at Soweto Stadium)
50 heads of state, dozens of U.S. Congresscriminals, four U.S. Presidents and just over 24 hours to prepare the stadium for Mandela's memoriam. Nearly all normal security procedures are impossible. Various links, here's one - [link to www.csmonitor.com]
 Quoting: zionist shrew 50758200


Don't worry, the altar boy from'straya will be there early to make arrangement for a great get together below Pine Gap. There are tunnels below the Cedar Mountains which will lead them to underneath Pine Gap. Then it will be on the ptb space contraptions for a Lunar/Martian working holiday.yodayoda
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Will he make it back?
Maybe he should just stay there and do the whole world a favor.
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lets hope not
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Is this the prayer thread!!? I pray he reaps what he sows? Military drone anyone?
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lets hope not
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Is this the prayer thread!!? I pray he reaps what he sows? Military drone anyone?
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Maybe the plan is to make it look like our dear leaders were killed in a massive attack, while really they're going underground.
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Iranian leader Khameini referred to the telephone conversation which (Iranian President) Rouhani had with Obama earlier as "inappropriate" and has just said that he did not intend to see a Rouhani-Obama meeting at Johannesburg. I'm a little curious as to what exactly "does not intend to see a Rouhani-Obama meeting" actually mean?
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this is an easy one for someone of my intelligence and iq score.



in the old virus game pandemic2
it was always impossible to kill off madagascar.

where is johannesburg in relation to madagascar?

check and mate.
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They will enter the underground tunnel for safe keeping
Then the lights will go out in america
Then ISON poisons the earth
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hesright
EMP in the USA?
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Maybe the plan is to make it look like our dear leaders were killed in a massive attack, while really they're going underground.
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hesright

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They will enter the underground tunnel for safe keeping
Then the lights will go out in america
Then ISON poisons the earth
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hesright
EMP in the USA?
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This would explain why Mandela died... AGAIN.
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Re: Will Obama make it back from Johannesburg? (Security nightmare at Soweto Stadium)
Iranian leader Khameini referred to the telephone conversation which (Iranian President) Rouhani had with Obama earlier as "inappropriate" and has just said that he did not intend to see a Rouhani-Obama meeting at Johannesburg. I'm a little curious as to what exactly "does not intend to see a Rouhani-Obama meeting" actually mean?
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Is Rouhani attending Mandela's funeral? I never thought the Persians and Aferkins were close...
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Is it too much to hope that a rogue meteor will strike and take out a big chunk of the world's leaders?
 Quoting: samanthasunflower


well aren't you just a ray of sunshine, and I really mean that , lol. you are named well, I suddenly feel hopeful
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Re: Will Obama make it back from Johannesburg? (Security nightmare at Soweto Stadium)
yes, Rouhani is scheduled to be at the funeral at Soweto Stadium. Special U.S. military units are being flown in from around the world as fast as possible for protection. They might be in a position to offer a measure of protection, or considering what Obama is doing to this copuntry and the sentiments held by many in the military, they could be in a position to offer us some real hope and change.
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Is it too much to hope that a rogue meteor will strike and take out a big chunk of the world's leaders?
 Quoting: samanthasunflower


Rest assured that they are far away from harms way. Our leaders will live to lead another day!!! Yay!
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yes, Rouhani is scheduled to be at the funeral at Soweto Stadium. Special U.S. military units are being flown in from around the world as fast as possible for protection. They might be in a position to offer a measure of protection, or considering what Obama is doing to this copuntry and the sentiments held by many in the military, they could be in a position to offer us some real hope and change.
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I'm worried about a rogue strike by a S. African pilot. Had a dream where Drudge headline was 'Funeral Pyre' with smoke over some crowd scene. Some footage of Bill Clinton clutching an injured arm. Hmmm.
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Is it too much to hope that a rogue meteor will strike and take out a big chunk of the world's leaders?
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From your lips to God's ears.
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One can only hope.... not.
It won't necessarily be the strongest who survive, nor the most intelligent.
It will be the one most capable of adapting to the rapidly changing environment.
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He may suffocate in an elite-only dogpile orgy...
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Re: Will Obama make it back from Johannesburg? (Security nightmare at Soweto Stadium)
maybe someone should try to convince him that he is now president of south africa and not the united states. so, he can just stay there. it will be more convenient for visiting his grandmother in kenya.
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'They' spend years planning for G20 security in Oz, they've even banned lizards(?) but rush off to S.A in a heartbeat. And we are supposed to believe this hasn't been planned?

Something's up. And I'm not the paranoid type.
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Re: Will Obama make it back from Johannesburg? (Security nightmare at Soweto Stadium)
yes, Rouhani is scheduled to be at the funeral at Soweto Stadium. Special U.S. military units are being flown in from around the world as fast as possible for protection. They might be in a position to offer a measure of protection, or considering what Obama is doing to this copuntry and the sentiments held by many in the military, they could be in a position to offer us some real hope and change.
 Quoting: zionist shrew 50758200


I'm worried about a rogue strike by a S. African pilot. Had a dream where Drudge headline was 'Funeral Pyre' with smoke over some crowd scene. Some footage of Bill Clinton clutching an injured arm. Hmmm.
 Quoting: Hardwired


That's weird. I was listening to Sky News this morning, not looking at it, and they were going on about how the whole thing could get out of control, and I saw a picture just like you've described, but when I looked at the TV I'd obviously imagined it.

Let's face it we've seen how they reacted at his death, they can't just stand quietly still and mourn can they? They're all going to go wild, huge uncontrollable crowds, recipe for disaster.
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