I used to worry that the NSA and the other obscene three-lettered shitbags - and thus, Obama - would know what I am doing during the duration of internet searches and postings from this IP address. However, I have finally trained my pet chimp to do internet searches and some postings, so now the bastards will have to drone me everywhere. And they'll have to guess whenit's me or the chimp on the computer, which brings me to my final point here - WHERE ARE THE F------G BANANAS?