This is me having fun with his "details"


Podesta’s paper details how Obama can push executive change on a host of issues.

Progress toward reducing greenhouse gas pollution by 17 percent by 2020--this means chemtrail the shit out of them.

Manage public lands to support a balanced energy strategy--give more land to the UN (yes they did).

Launch the new consumer financial protection bureau with an aggressive agenda to protect and empower consumers--yet another banker protection bureau.

Promote practices that support working families--they need more Obamacare (raise premiums).

Partner with the private sector in health care payment reform--force them to use Obamacare.

Focus on health care prevention in implementing the Affordable Care Act--prevent health care till they sign up!

Streamline and simplify access to federal antipoverty programs--more on welfare to boost my ratings.

Build the next-generation Recovery.gov website to track all public expenditures and performance in real time--Expand NSA spying.

Use new information technology for faster, more transparent freedom of information--stealthier NSA spying.

Create a virtual U.S. statistical agency--we got your number!

Collect data on lesbian ,gay, bisexual and transgender Americans in federal data surveys--Obama & White House dating service.

Appoint a special commission to assess contracting practices in national security and foreign affairs--hire more Muslims.

Redouble support for Palestinian state- and institution-building efforts--send more money to Muslims.