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What is it with these people? I dont live in a big area but i have had 4 stop in last 3 years almost like they work together lol but there all from diffrent areas. First year one dude stopped off and on for a year always saying same shit. I thought i got rid of this dude but then another one started stopping by. I seen the first one at my work so i know he still floating around my area. The 2nd one was stopping alot but has stopped. 3rd stopped one time. But today i get a new one lol. This one was alot nicer in a way but was way more pushy ask my name like 4 times kept saying im old i forget. I told him my real first name first few times and then he ask my last name last few times it was starting to piss me off. He also was very pushy in wanting to do a bible study i told him no. He starting reading bible verses and went on for hinting on bible study for 5 mins even asking for phone number. If this guy wasent late 70s i woulda knocked him out.
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yeah.. when they come knocking on my door.. the only reason im nice to them is because they are old.
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12/13/2013 04:59 PM
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they gotta move into the 21st century! don't knock on people's doors any more! time to start spamming web forums with wacky threads asking "Mr Darwin" wacky questions!
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12/13/2013 05:08 PM
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I have some bugging me and I am a bible believing born again son of the living God. I quote stuff to them, answer their questions before they are finished, etc.

They must want money and know I own property
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12/13/2013 05:10 PM
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I have some bugging me and I am a bible believing born again son of the living God. I quote stuff to them, answer their questions before they are finished, etc.

They must want money and know I own property
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ask them to explain Acts 4:10-12 to you.
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12/13/2013 05:34 PM
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I told'em I was a devil worshipper and hailed satan right in front of them, and I haven't seen'em since. Answer the door naked with a beer in your hand. That seems to work too.
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12/13/2013 05:40 PM

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What is it with these people? I dont live in a big area but i have had 4 stop in last 3 years almost like they work together lol but there all from diffrent areas. First year one dude stopped off and on for a year always saying same shit. I thought i got rid of this dude but then another one started stopping by. I seen the first one at my work so i know he still floating around my area. The 2nd one was stopping alot but has stopped. 3rd stopped one time. But today i get a new one lol. This one was alot nicer in a way but was way more pushy ask my name like 4 times kept saying im old i forget. I told him my real first name first few times and then he ask my last name last few times it was starting to piss me off. He also was very pushy in wanting to do a bible study i told him no. He starting reading bible verses and went on for hinting on bible study for 5 mins even asking for phone number. If this guy wasent late 70s i woulda knocked him out.
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They mean well but they can be annoying.

My grandmother (true story) would see them coming and take off all her clothes and answer the door. My grandmother was very thin her whole life but they stopped knocking on her door.
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What is it with these people? I dont live in a big area but i have had 4 stop in last 3 years almost like they work together lol but there all from diffrent areas. First year one dude stopped off and on for a year always saying same shit. I thought i got rid of this dude but then another one started stopping by. I seen the first one at my work so i know he still floating around my area. The 2nd one was stopping alot but has stopped. 3rd stopped one time. But today i get a new one lol. This one was alot nicer in a way but was way more pushy ask my name like 4 times kept saying im old i forget. I told him my real first name first few times and then he ask my last name last few times it was starting to piss me off. He also was very pushy in wanting to do a bible study i told him no. He starting reading bible verses and went on for hinting on bible study for 5 mins even asking for phone number. If this guy wasent late 70s i woulda knocked him out.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1102872


They mean well but they can be annoying.

My grandmother (true story) would see them coming and take off all her clothes and answer the door. My grandmother was very thin her whole life but they stopped knocking on her door.
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shit thatd be reason for me to keep coming back lol
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12/13/2013 05:53 PM
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they gotta move into the 21st century! don't knock on people's doors any more! time to start spamming web forums with wacky threads asking "Mr Darwin" wacky questions!
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yeah and a good thing they don't tag-team on threads and jerk each other off.

that would be BAD. obama9
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12/13/2013 05:53 PM
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[link to www.jw.org]
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12/13/2013 05:55 PM
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Your story is bullshit. They always Travel in pairs at least
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12/13/2013 06:00 PM
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Your story is bullshit. They always Travel in pairs at least
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nope. an old JW lady haunts my wife's store for fucking years now. alone. (except for the walker)
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12/13/2013 06:04 PM
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Nope only time they came in pairs is when i lived in the hood. Some of these JW came with somebody occasionally but they stayed in there cars.
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12/13/2013 10:00 PM
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yeah and a good thing they don't tag-team on threads and jerk each other off.

that would be BAD. obama9
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drama

Thread: Do Jehovah's Witnesses knock .....because they need something or have something to share?
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12/13/2013 10:02 PM
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JW's are the only people who can be documented to have actually been "Holocausted" by Hitler. Just sayinz'.
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12/13/2013 10:12 PM
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To get them to not come to your house, tell them that you have a close friend who was abused by the JWs and you know all about their tricks and brain washing tactics.

And find out who the newbie JW is, when they are in a pair, and encourage that one to leave the cult immemdiately.

They won't be back to your house after that.
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I told'em I was a devil worshipper and hailed satan right in front of them, and I haven't seen'em since. Answer the door naked with a beer in your hand. That seems to work too.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 51449908


Your "solution" to "handle" Jehovah's Witnesses coming to your door is both extremely childish & would be considered by law enforcement criminal (indecent public exposure) & carrying an open alcoholic beverage.

If I were to go to someone's door and they had a beer in their hand, so? If I went to someone's door & they were a devil worshipper ( I have encountered that), so? They deserve a chance to hear what the Bible "Really Teaches" just as much as a person who attends mass every Sunday.

As for being naked, it's your right to be dressed or undressed any way you please. You coming to your door nude, isn't really earth shattering.

Honestly it would just make anyone who encountered you wonder if you're a stable member or society or not....
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To get them to not come to your house, tell them that you have a close friend who was abused by the JWs and you know all about their tricks and brain washing tactics.

And find out who the newbie JW is, when they are in a pair, and encourage that one to leave the cult immemdiately.

They won't be back to your house after that.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 51501166



Do you really think that's even remotely an intelligent way of handling someone coming to your door?