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my cat just snuck out.>!!! :/

 
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my cat just snuck out.>!!! :/
What a turd!!!!!! ... shit, went to grab a log off the b porch and Bam!!! I let my Boston out and the cat semi followed her back in until it looked like I needed her to come in too.. at that she said Neigh! what an ass.. she's 11mos so I think its time she spends the night out.. she don't care anyway!!

Last Edited by Flameworker on 12/15/2013 01:33 AM
MORE FIRE!!!... and sling it while it's hot.!!
ass, gas, or grass, nobody rides for free.!
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Re: my cat just snuck out.>!!! :/
The cat came back the very next day
,the cat came back and we thought she was a gonner.

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Re: my cat just snuck out.>!!! :/
Yep. She's going to be out getting with the Tom cats and hanging out in the hood.

I hope she's all right!
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Re: my cat just snuck out.>!!! :/
Now, she's gonna get pregnant.
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Re: my cat just snuck out.>!!! :/
Fuckin GREAT!! ..this is my first time having a cat and she has definitely put me to the test.. Im just gonna not give shit and let her stay out all night.. what a fuker!!
MORE FIRE!!!... and sling it while it's hot.!!
ass, gas, or grass, nobody rides for free.!
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12/15/2013 01:58 AM
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Re: my cat just snuck out.>!!! :/
Fuckin GREAT!! ..this is my first time having a cat and she has definitely put me to the test.. Im just gonna not give shit and let her stay out all night.. what a fuker!!
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maybe she needs to get away from you
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Re: my cat just snuck out.>!!! :/
perhaps..
MORE FIRE!!!... and sling it while it's hot.!!
ass, gas, or grass, nobody rides for free.!
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How cold will it be?


You need to go find her, get off this and go look
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Re: my cat just snuck out.>!!! :/
And yes most likely went out to get fucked by the men cats.
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shut up Goat.. !!! wha da you know
MORE FIRE!!!... and sling it while it's hot.!!
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the Hell with it.. don't care anymore
MORE FIRE!!!... and sling it while it's hot.!!
ass, gas, or grass, nobody rides for free.!
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the Hell with it.. don't care anymore
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Bring that pussy inside
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Re: my cat just snuck out.>!!! :/
Get her back inside. We just lost 2 cats since we moved, to the country but on a highway, more of a country road but with highway speeds, and they loved our yard. Both were used to being outdoors. So we had a hard time keeping them out and usually let them in the backyard, and we have a nice big yard, in the daytime. The one disappeared, and the other one wouldn't come in, and we found her the next day not too long ago.

We now have 4 kittens that will be fixed, kept indoors, and we're going to build our own DIY cat fence out of deer fencing, in the back yard. We're also going to put a latch on the garage door that occasionally comes open and a screen door on the front.

They love outdoors, but its not safe for them.

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It is probably getting banged as we speak


Do you like kittehs?

I do, can I have one after it becomes pregnant and gives birth?
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just leave a window open or are you scared of the boogeymonster?
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12/15/2013 02:13 AM
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Re: my cat just snuck out.>!!! :/
Get the cat inside and tomorrow give the cat away to a better home.
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Get the cat inside and tomorrow give the cat away to a better home.
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DAMn THAT IS HARSH
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Re: my cat just snuck out.>!!! :/
Did she stick her tail up in the aeole and show you her cat asshole as a fuck you I'm leaivng?

Last Edited by Astral Goat on 12/15/2013 02:15 AM
[link to nextgenfmradio.com] All night dance party yeah!

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Re: my cat just snuck out.>!!! :/
What a turd!!!!!! ... shit, went to grab a log off the b porch and Bam!!! I let my Boston out and the cat semi followed her back in until it looked like I needed her to come in too.. at that she said Neigh! what an ass.. she's 11mos so I think its time she spends the night out.. she don't care anyway!!
 Quoting: Flameworker


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Did she stick her tail up in the aeole and show you her cat asshole as a fuck you I'm leaivng?
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Kinda.. what an ass!! it's my first cat
MORE FIRE!!!... and sling it while it's hot.!!
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what a nig.. I'm just gonna not give a crap and see what she does..
MORE FIRE!!!... and sling it while it's hot.!!
ass, gas, or grass, nobody rides for free.!
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12/15/2013 02:43 AM
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Re: my cat just snuck out.>!!! :/
I'm not going to be able to sleep tonight because I will be worrying about your kitten. Bastard. I hope the cat Nazis take her away from you. You are an unfit cat parent!
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12/15/2013 02:50 AM

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what a nig.. I'm just gonna not give a crap and see what she does..
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Funny, that's also the best way to keep a girlfriend...

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Grab a can and a spoon and make sounds by the door....say"here kitty kitty"in a high pitched voice.If it don't come then let the fucker freeze.
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Hey Bad Cat Dad, Are you still up looking for the kitty? I recently read that cats are attracted to baby talk. (Seriously) Try that!
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Hey Bad Cat Dad, Are you still up looking for the kitty? I recently read that cats are attracted to baby talk. (Seriously) Try that!
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bump

Because I like the name Bad Cat Dad

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Re: my cat just snuck out.>!!! :/
You know how you train a cat to never leave your house? When it's about a year old and it becomes curious about the outside world...grab the cat...and throw it outside and shut the door. Leave the cat out for about 2 minutes. Then open the door...they'll run in. Repeat this process every time the cat gets curious about the outside world and after about 5 times...the cat will think outside SUCKS!!!!
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What a turd!!!!!! ... shit, went to grab a log off the b porch and Bam!!! I let my Boston out and the cat semi followed her back in until it looked like I needed her to come in too.. at that she said Neigh! what an ass.. she's 11mos so I think its time she spends the night out.. she don't care anyway!!
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If a pet runs away, I say let it go...if it doesn't appreciate all the free food and care, nice warm home in the winter and cool in the heat of summer, then fuck it, let it go.
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Hey Bad Cat Dad, Are you still up looking for the kitty? I recently read that cats are attracted to baby talk. (Seriously) Try that!
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bump

Because I like the name Bad Cat Dad

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I couldn't watch it all.
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Blah, blah, blah
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Re: my cat just snuck out.>!!! :/
Hey Bad Cat Dad, Are you still up looking for the kitty? I recently read that cats are attracted to baby talk. (Seriously) Try that!
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bump

Because I like the name Bad Cat Dad

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 Quoting: Dr. Brian Moran

I couldn't watch it all.
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Hope the cat gets revenge as he sleeps
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Hey Bad Cat Dad, Are you still up looking for the kitty? I recently read that cats are attracted to baby talk. (Seriously) Try that!
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bump

Because I like the name Bad Cat Dad

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 Quoting: Dr. Brian Moran

I couldn't watch it all.
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Hope the cat gets revenge as he sleeps
iwish
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Revenge?

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