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my cat just snuck out.>!!! :/

 
Anonymous Coward
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12/15/2013 02:42 PM
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Just sit outside and make noises that are familiar to her. Her name, and things like what you usually say when you're going to/are feeding her. She's probably feeling defiant and when she realizes she is on her own and hungry, she'll follow your voice. Having cats are like having a 12 year old.
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From what I observed 8/10 cats are wild as heck and always are planning their escape.
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Because I like the name Bad Cat Dad

OP

 Quoting: Dr. Brian Moran

I couldn't watch it all.
tissue
 Quoting: Eleven-15


Hope the cat gets revenge as he sleeps
iwish
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17754867


Revenge?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 51588321


Don't you know?
hiding


That's Mr. Dr. Moran to you!
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12/15/2013 03:38 PM

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Did you fucking find it?


Or just pass out drunk?
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12/15/2013 03:49 PM

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Did you fucking find it?


Or just pass out drunk?
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12/15/2013 03:55 PM
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Re: my cat just snuck out.>!!! :/
And yes most likely went out to get fucked by the men cats.
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12/15/2013 04:02 PM
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I couldn't watch it all.
tissue
 Quoting: Eleven-15


Hope the cat gets revenge as he sleeps
iwish
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17754867


Revenge?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 51588321


Don't you know?
hiding


 Quoting: Dr. Brian Moran



The cat attacked the child from the start. Sick mother.
Seeker of Truth
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12/15/2013 04:13 PM

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Hey Bad Cat Dad, Are you still up looking for the kitty? I recently read that cats are attracted to baby talk. (Seriously) Try that!
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bump

Because I like the name Bad Cat Dad

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 Quoting: Dr. Brian Moran

wtf he said "I'm going to rape you" to the white cat. He is torettes and needs help. hf
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12/15/2013 04:19 PM
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Hey Bad Cat Dad, Are you still up looking for the kitty? I recently read that cats are attracted to baby talk. (Seriously) Try that!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7145489


bump

Because I like the name Bad Cat Dad

OP

 Quoting: Dr. Brian Moran


That drunk abuser will get his.
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12/15/2013 04:30 PM
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Hey Bad Cat Dad, Are you still up looking for the kitty? I recently read that cats are attracted to baby talk. (Seriously) Try that!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7145489


bump

Because I like the name Bad Cat Dad

OP

 Quoting: Dr. Brian Moran


That drunk abuser will get his.
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Where is the abuse? He didn't even touch them.
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12/15/2013 04:32 PM
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You know how you train a cat to never leave your house? When it's about a year old and it becomes curious about the outside world...grab the cat...and throw it outside and shut the door. Leave the cat out for about 2 minutes. Then open the door...they'll run in. Repeat this process every time the cat gets curious about the outside world and after about 5 times...the cat will think outside SUCKS!!!!
 Quoting: Chip


Tough love, Chip.

Tough love.

cruise
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Hope the cat gets revenge as he sleeps
iwish
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17754867


Revenge?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 51588321


Don't you know?
hiding


 Quoting: Dr. Brian Moran


This is child abuse.
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Go outside and shake a bag of treats or a glass with cat food in it.
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12/15/2013 05:21 PM
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That drunk abuser will get his.

Why is the evil mo fo ranching so many cats if he hates them so badly? AZZHOLE!!!!!!
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12/15/2013 06:07 PM

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Re: my cat just snuck out.>!!! :/
You know how you train a cat to never leave your house? When it's about a year old and it becomes curious about the outside world...grab the cat...and throw it outside and shut the door. Leave the cat out for about 2 minutes. Then open the door...they'll run in. Repeat this process every time the cat gets curious about the outside world and after about 5 times...the cat will think outside SUCKS!!!!
 Quoting: Chip


Tough love, Chip.

Tough love.

cruise
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It works great! That is until you WANT your cat to become an "outside cat".

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12/15/2013 10:21 PM
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Come on, OP. Give us an update of Ms. Whiskers.
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12/15/2013 10:26 PM

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Try the ol electric can opener trick.

Put a can of tuna fish on porch

BBQ some meat or fish.
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12/15/2013 10:31 PM

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Cat fucker
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I know why you hardly sleep...why you live alone...
and why night after night you sit at your computer...
You're looking for an answer...


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12/15/2013 10:32 PM

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Leave it a bowl of dry food outside the door he left; at least he's crapping outside and happy inside.
No yesterday, no tomorrow.
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Re: my cat just snuck out.>!!! :/

 Quoting: Dr. Brian Moran


This is child abuse.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 51588321


I agree. My first Abyssinian was violent twice. He ripped a shirt sleeve from shoulder to wrist that I was wearing and swatted a child's face like a blade. He was smacked once and that was all it took. Never did he hurt anyone again. Too intelligent, too inbred? Didn't matter, the safety of family is always first.
No yesterday, no tomorrow.
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Hope the cat gets revenge as he sleeps
iwish
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17754867


Revenge?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 51588321


Don't you know?
hiding


 Quoting: Dr. Brian Moran


This is child abuse.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 51588321


Wow the cat was abused as well
I know why you're here...
I know what you've been doing...
I know why you hardly sleep...why you live alone...
and why night after night you sit at your computer...
You're looking for an answer...


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Astral Goat
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12/16/2013 04:18 AM

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Re: my cat just snuck out.>!!! :/
Hey Bad Cat Dad, Are you still up looking for the kitty? I recently read that cats are attracted to baby talk. (Seriously) Try that!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7145489


bump

Because I like the name Bad Cat Dad

OP

 Quoting: Dr. Brian Moran


Omg


I grew up with cats I never did this lol

Last Edited by Astral Goat on 12/16/2013 04:20 AM
I know why you're here...
I know what you've been doing...
I know why you hardly sleep...why you live alone...
and why night after night you sit at your computer...
You're looking for an answer...


[link to nextgenfmradio.com]
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12/16/2013 05:01 AM
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Re: my cat just snuck out.>!!! :/
Bad Cat Dad never came back....I think Ms. Whiskers has perished. :(
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12/18/2013 11:02 AM

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Hey Bad Cat Dad, Are you still up looking for the kitty? I recently read that cats are attracted to baby talk. (Seriously) Try that!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7145489


bump

Because I like the name Bad Cat Dad

OP

 Quoting: Dr. Brian Moran


Omg


I grew up with cats I never did this lol
 Quoting: Astral Goat


I know right, although part of me laughs it's still demented and fucked up. Poor kitties.

Where the fuck is bad cat dad with an update, do you have kittens now?
That's Mr. Dr. Moran to you!

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