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Club 27 membership offer to Lady Gaga expires on 27 March 2014 at 23:59:59...

 
Mr. Bell Zeebub, President
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Dear Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta,

Club 27 is an exclusive club comprised of many of Western pop culture's most influential artists of the 20th and 21st centuries. Distinguished members include Kurt Cobain, Jimi Hendrix, and Amy Winehouse.

As president of Club 27 - a not-for-profit, tax-exempt 501(c)(3) organization, I hereby extend to you an offer for membership to Club 27 which will expire on 27 March 2014 at 23:59:59 New York time. No initial or ongoing membership fees are required, and once a member, always a member.

Please kindly consider this membership offer to one of modern culture's most eminent and celebrated clubs. We at Club 27 would truly be honored to call you a member.

Sincerely,

Mr. Bell Zeebub, President
Club 27
Hell's Kitchen
New York, New York 10019
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Re: Club 27 membership offer to Lady Gaga expires on 27 March 2014 at 23:59:59...
I thought you spelled it Beel Ze Bub?
Mr. Bell Zeebub, President
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12/16/2013 02:18 PM
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Re: Club 27 membership offer to Lady Gaga expires on 27 March 2014 at 23:59:59...
Relevant Lady Gaga bio facts:

Given name: Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta

Place of birth: New York City, United States

Birth date: 28 March 1986

Current age: 27

Career high: Wore meat dress at 2010 MTV Video Music Awards

Career low: Wore meat dress at 2010 MTV Video Music Awards


Justifications for Club 27 membership:


Primary: Wore meat dress at 2010 MTV Video Music Awards

Secondary: Wore meat dress at 2010 MTV Video Music Awards

Tertiary: Wore meat dress at 2010 MTV Video Music Awards

Quaternary: 2013 Lady Gaga album entitled Artpop (also referred to as Artflop - Volume 1)

Quinary: 2014 Lady Gaga album entitled Cheek to Cheek (also referred to as Artflop - Volume 2)

Senary: A monster with makeup and most especially without makeup

Septenary: A monster when wearing meat dress and most especially when not wearing meat dress
The Norwalk Avenger

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12/16/2013 10:40 PM
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Re: Club 27 membership offer to Lady Gaga expires on 27 March 2014 at 23:59:59...
lol.. I just saw this, and it reminded me of this article.

[link to nypost.com]

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Care without Hope, Hope without Care.

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02/02/2014 11:53 PM
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lolololdance
Why So Curious?
Lady G is so 2011ish...
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03/23/2014 07:46 PM
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Re: Club 27 membership offer to Lady Gaga expires on 27 March 2014 at 23:59:59...
Lady G, you gots a four day to join the club...Comes on, G! Youz can do it!
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03/23/2014 07:47 PM

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Thread: Bette Midler - Blows Lid off of Hollywood/Showbiz - 80's! Possessed/alter - Technology RANT - Revealed! Gaga Template? Ebola??
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03/23/2014 08:03 PM

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Re: Club 27 membership offer to Lady Gaga expires on 27 March 2014 at 23:59:59...
I'm sure GG is hiding. hiding

I know I would be if I were her.
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.
Mr. Bell Zeebub, President
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07/22/2014 05:01 PM
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Re: Club 27 membership offer to Lady Gaga expires on 27 March 2014 at 23:59:59...
An ever saddening despair continues to envelope me over here at club headquarters, because as I am sure you know, a now 28-year-old Ms. Gaga is no longer eligible to join our most prestigious 27 Club.
huffy


And as my most clever and obedient underling, Adolf H., recently stated over a game of dominoes in that recognizably raspy voice of his (now with a tinge of an acquired Argentinean Spanish accent about it), "She snozt and she lozt."
goaway


What is so surprising to me is that Ms. Gaga's membership could not have been more poised to reach fruition considering the overwhelming "success" of her two masterpiece albums, Artflop Volume 1 and Artflop Volume 2.
ohno


Ol' Adolfo has suggested that I seek counseling for my melancholy, but who can really provide counseling to me, the Angel of Darkness, the Prince of the Power of the Air?
verysad


Welp, gotta run and attend to my side job as a Planned Parenthood bookkeeper.
ohyeah


Sincerely,

Mr. Bell Zeebub, President
27 Club
Hell's Kitchen
New York, New York 10019
Mr. Bell Zeebub, President
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07/22/2014 05:06 PM
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Re: Club 27 membership offer to Lady Gaga expires on 27 March 2014 at 23:59:59...
Oops, "envelope" in the above post up should have been spelled "envelop"...
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