Russia: Bi-sexual Barry to send Lard-ass Lesbian to Olympics

US President Barack Obama and Vice President Joe Biden will not participate in the opening or closing ceremonies of the Olympic Winter Games in Russia amid strained relations with Moscow.

In a news release on Tuesday, the White House announced that the US delegation will instead be led by former Homeland Security secretary Janet Napolitano at the opening ceremonies and Deputy Secretary of State William Burns at the closing ceremonies.

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