Sure, you survived the Mayan apocalypse of 2012, but will you survive the Viking apocalypse of 2014? [TRUE STORY] | |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 31723025 South Korea 01/01/2014 06:35 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Sure, you survived the Mayan apocalypse of 2012, but will you survive the Viking apocalypse of 2014? [TRUE STORY] According to Norse mythology the Vikings have their own version of doomsday and it is fast approaching. Quoting: mikedoall The end of the world has come and gone several times over the last few years, from the turn of the millennium to the Mayan apocalypse, mankind seems obsessed with the fear of armageddon and the demise of all life as we know it. The next such event, known as Ragnarok, is based on Norse mythology and tells of events leading up to the end of days. The countdown begins with the blowing of the horn of the Norse god Heimdallr to signify the world's impeding destruction which is allegedly due to happen on February 22nd 2014. According to the myth, Ragnarok will occur when the god Odin is killed by the wolf Fenrir and the world will be born again. As the apocalypse ensues the sun's rays will turn black and the land will be ravaged by treacherous weather. "Ragnarok is the ultimate landmark in Viking mythology, when the gods fall and die, so this really is an event that should not be underestimated," said Danielle Daglan, director of the Jorvik Viking Festival in York. [link to www.unexplained-mysteries.com] The killing of Odin is akin to the elimination of jehovah, the demiurge...the scurge. Take heed, thee flocks of sheeple. |
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Aircooled User ID: 39729865 United States 01/01/2014 08:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Sure, you survived the Mayan apocalypse of 2012, but will you survive the Viking apocalypse of 2014? [TRUE STORY] I am fairly certain that 2014 was not mentioned in the ancient texts as the year for Ragnarök. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 42716953 Are you sure? If not, the folks who put on the Jorvik viking festival might want to rethink things... [link to jorvik-viking-centre.co.uk] Looks to be a fall-down-drunk sort of affair, wish I could make it! |
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Litenites User ID: 10494570 United Kingdom 01/01/2014 08:46 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Sure, you survived the Mayan apocalypse of 2012, but will you survive the Viking apocalypse of 2014? [TRUE STORY] we still have 6 years to go to get to 2012 as it 2006 on their calculations of Jesus's birth date. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 52281715 United States 01/01/2014 08:54 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Sure, you survived the Mayan apocalypse of 2012, but will you survive the Viking apocalypse of 2014? [TRUE STORY] Im still here you fucktwat midget trolls. Same fucking giant aryan viking that I was 900yrs ago. YEs the jews are doomed by the aryan gods. YEs 2014 is another keystone is wiping the judentroll off the earth |
Star Fhisp User ID: 52283751 Indonesia 01/01/2014 09:09 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Sure, you survived the Mayan apocalypse of 2012, but will you survive the Viking apocalypse of 2014? [TRUE STORY] According to Norse mythology the Vikings have their own version of doomsday and it is fast approaching. Quoting: mikedoall The end of the world has come and gone several times over the last few years, from the turn of the millennium to the Mayan apocalypse, mankind seems obsessed with the fear of armageddon and the demise of all life as we know it. The next such event, known as Ragnarok, is based on Norse mythology and tells of events leading up to the end of days. The countdown begins with the blowing of the horn of the Norse god Heimdallr to signify the world's impeding destruction which is allegedly due to happen on February 22nd 2014. According to the myth, Ragnarok will occur when the god Odin is killed by the wolf Fenrir and the world will be born again. As the apocalypse ensues the sun's rays will turn black and the land will be ravaged by treacherous weather. "Ragnarok is the ultimate landmark in Viking mythology, when the gods fall and die, so this really is an event that should not be underestimated," said Danielle Daglan, director of the Jorvik Viking Festival in York. [link to www.unexplained-mysteries.com] 3 days o darkness? "So you mean to say they've taken what we thought we think and make us think we thought our thoughts we've been thinking our thoughts we think we thought?" |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 14476022 United States 01/01/2014 10:58 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Sure, you survived the Mayan apocalypse of 2012, but will you survive the Viking apocalypse of 2014? [TRUE STORY] We don't die out. We lie in wait. Take it from me. I'm a DIRECT descendant of Lief Erikson. I just got back from Neptune...because we are Viking explorers after all and we are always the first ones to get ANYWHERE. I'm on Earth until the apocalypse is secured. You're all screwed. |
we're screwed User ID: 47244950 Canada 01/04/2014 05:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Sure, you survived the Mayan apocalypse of 2012, but will you survive the Viking apocalypse of 2014? [TRUE STORY] We don't die out. We lie in wait. Take it from me. I'm a DIRECT descendant of Lief Erikson. I just got back from Neptune...because we are Viking explorers after all and we are always the first ones to get ANYWHERE. I'm on Earth until the apocalypse is secured. You're all screwed. ^ Oh my |
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Eve Online Noob User ID: 38445661 New Zealand 01/27/2014 12:35 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Sure, you survived the Mayan apocalypse of 2012, but will you survive the Viking apocalypse of 2014? [TRUE STORY] Can we please drop this whole doomsday/end of the world thing already? I'm sure more than a few of you agree it's getting quite tiresome and worn out. Last Edited by Eve Online Noob on 01/27/2014 12:37 AM Eve Online Noob |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 34166864 United States 01/27/2014 12:43 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Sure, you survived the Mayan apocalypse of 2012, but will you survive the Viking apocalypse of 2014? [TRUE STORY] We don't die out. We lie in wait. Take it from me. I'm a DIRECT descendant of Lief Erikson. I just got back from Neptune...because we are Viking explorers after all and we are always the first ones to get ANYWHERE. I'm on Earth until the apocalypse is secured. You're all screwed. I'm a direct descendant of Hagar the Horrible. I just got back from raping and pillaging on Pluto. We should get a beer sometime. |
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