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Dogs Poop in Alignment with Earth's Magnetic Field

 
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Dogs seem to have an awful lot of ritual before hunkering down and soiling the sidewalk. It’s not uncommon to see a dog owner—plastic bag in hand—rolling his eyes as his furry companion sniffs and spins, getting just so before hunkering down to do the least considerate thing possible.

But for whatever its worth, all that spinning is far from arbitrary. What dog owners witness is a small and furry version of the aurora borealis and a link between species and environment that’s as holistic and beautiful as a dog pooping can be. A team of Czech and German researchers found that dogs actually align themselves with the Earth’s magnetic field when they poop.

Proving at least that they’re really devoted to their work, the researchers measured the direction of the body axis of 70 dogs from 37 breeds during 1,893 defecations and 5,582 urinations over the course of two years, and found that dogs “prefer to excrete with the body being aligned along the North-south axis under calm magnetic field conditions.” They fittingly published their results in the journal Frontiers in Zoology.

[link to www.frontiersinzoology.com]
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Dogs seem to have an awful lot of ritual before hunkering down and soiling the sidewalk. It’s not uncommon to see a dog owner—plastic bag in hand—rolling his eyes as his furry companion sniffs and spins, getting just so before hunkering down to do the least considerate thing possible.

But for whatever its worth, all that spinning is far from arbitrary. What dog owners witness is a small and furry version of the aurora borealis and a link between species and environment that’s as holistic and beautiful as a dog pooping can be. A team of Czech and German researchers found that dogs actually align themselves with the Earth’s magnetic field when they poop.

Proving at least that they’re really devoted to their work, the researchers measured the direction of the body axis of 70 dogs from 37 breeds during 1,893 defecations and 5,582 urinations over the course of two years, and found that dogs “prefer to excrete with the body being aligned along the North-south axis under calm magnetic field conditions.” They fittingly published their results in the journal Frontiers in Zoology.

[link to www.frontiersinzoology.com]
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Awesome find op! Fascinating !
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and why do we pay scientists to watch dogs poop?
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Maybe dogs don't like to poop with the sun in their eyes.
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so, when the magnetic field goes apeshit, can we expect to be sprayed with dogshit, like some disgusting sprinklers from hell?

get THAT image out of yer head! chuckle
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Dogs seem to have an awful lot of ritual before hunkering down and soiling the sidewalk. It’s not uncommon to see a dog owner—plastic bag in hand—rolling his eyes as his furry companion sniffs and spins, getting just so before hunkering down to do the least considerate thing possible.

But for whatever its worth, all that spinning is far from arbitrary. What dog owners witness is a small and furry version of the aurora borealis and a link between species and environment that’s as holistic and beautiful as a dog pooping can be. A team of Czech and German researchers found that dogs actually align themselves with the Earth’s magnetic field when they poop.

Proving at least that they’re really devoted to their work, the researchers measured the direction of the body axis of 70 dogs from 37 breeds during 1,893 defecations and 5,582 urinations over the course of two years, and found that dogs “prefer to excrete with the body being aligned along the North-south axis under calm magnetic field conditions.” They fittingly published their results in the journal Frontiers in Zoology.

[link to www.frontiersinzoology.com]
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Awesome find op! Fascinating !
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Think they might like to sleep along N / S as well...
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Wow thinking back on all my dog walks over the years I have to say that I think there must be something to this! My pups always seem to squat facing north. WILD! Thanks, OP!
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Wow thinking back on all my dog walks over the years I have to say that I think there must be something to this! My pups always seem to squat facing north. WILD! Thanks, OP!
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Uh huh. And what do they have to say about the dogs that poop in circles? I know of one particular bulldog that always shits while turning in a circle.
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Thanks for another pin!
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Maybe dogs don't like to poop with the sun in their eyes.
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Re: Dogs Poop in Alignment with Earth's Magnetic Field
Why, I'm practically salivating over this new data!

Had a look at the pdf at the link and:
"In contrast to a human, the dog is relying also on its nose
and its ears (in some breeds even more than on its eyes) when monitoring its surroundings -
so we may expect that the dog heads with its nose and pinnae against the wind"

They're just staying upwind of the smell!!! poopchuckle

When our dog was young, I actually made a spread sheet (insert pun here) of her daily defecations. I think the average was about 4X daily. I do not recall seeing any particular orientations, however, did seem to notice that if there was any 'interest' in the area, that was the position most likely facing.

Definitely agree with the 'ritual' part.
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I'm gonna stick a magnet under my neighbours porch! muaha
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lol, has more practical applications than all the planetary alignments that were suppose to bring in a good change.
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WOW!.. i'm gunna suss that out....
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Have you any research on cats shitting?

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lol, has more practical applications than all the planetary alignments that were suppose to bring in a good change.
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you bet, AC, this is one of those things I never would have suspected or imagined, even, yet there it is.

Dogs are amazing, all animals are: migratory birds, bats with sonar, you name it.

thanks Doorbert!hi
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wow! that's pretty interesting, but not surprising. animals have a fantastic sense for these things

nice find!
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lol, has more practical applications than all the planetary alignments that were suppose to bring in a good change.
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you bet, AC, this is one of those things I never would have suspected or imagined, even, yet there it is.

Dogs are amazing, all animals are: migratory birds, bats with sonar, you name it.

thanks Doorbert!hi
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hf
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wow! that's pretty interesting, but not surprising. animals have a fantastic sense for these things

nice find!
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Dogs seem to have an awful lot of ritual before hunkering down and soiling the sidewalk. It’s not uncommon to see a dog owner—plastic bag in hand—rolling his eyes as his furry companion sniffs and spins, getting just so before hunkering down to do the least considerate thing possible.

But for whatever its worth, all that spinning is far from arbitrary. What dog owners witness is a small and furry version of the aurora borealis and a link between species and environment that’s as holistic and beautiful as a dog pooping can be. A team of Czech and German researchers found that dogs actually align themselves with the Earth’s magnetic field when they poop.

Proving at least that they’re really devoted to their work, the researchers measured the direction of the body axis of 70 dogs from 37 breeds during 1,893 defecations and 5,582 urinations over the course of two years, and found that dogs “prefer to excrete with the body being aligned along the North-south axis under calm magnetic field conditions.” They fittingly published their results in the journal Frontiers in Zoology.

[link to www.frontiersinzoology.com]
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interesting...
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Re: Dogs Poop in Alignment with Earth's Magnetic Field
My dogs are almost always facing west. But curiously they are facing toward a line of high voltage lines and towers that run about 2 miles from here.
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One of my dogs always faces West to poop. Another of my dogs always faces East to eat what the other dog has left behind.
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Thanks. Now every time the dog takes a shit I'm going to be compelled to pay close attention, take mental notes of the dogs orientation, and ponder what I've witnessed rather deeply.
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I have nine dogs.
I'll get back to you on this.
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Have you any research on cats shitting?


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LOLd at him covering it up. I coulda gone all year w/o seeing that though.....

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When I poop I face towards Mecca.
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and why do we pay scientists to watch dogs poop?
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Great humor. lolsign

Because some countries no longer have any real scientists. Dumb'd down, too. Scientists are brains on the .gov 'scientific grant' (millions of $'s) dole. Countries pay scientists to do 'research' they don't leave the country and go work for someone else doing illegal/legal research. Also, many work for corporations to skew data for the sake of profits in the millions of $$$$. Deaths/Class Actions Lawsuits = Corporations gone amuck with 'scientific data'.


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I wouldn't doubt this. Dogs (ALL animals, actually) are more in tune with the earth's "vibrations" than humans.

Someone suggested making a "spreadsheet" documenting and calculating this "evidence." I'd be interested (IF there's any truth to this) to watch and see if dogs are shifting their stances, based on shifting poles?
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Thanks. Now every time the dog takes a shit I'm going to be compelled to pay close attention, take mental notes of the dogs orientation, and ponder what I've witnessed rather deeply.
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So true... taking my dog for a crap will now require as much mental exertion as physical.

... and I need to get a device to accurately determine wind direction... I always thought they were shitting down wind and I am not so easy to change my opinions on such useless matters.

My lab is not as picky as that mutt I had back in the 90's. That dog would sniff around for 10 minutes before finally dropping her load. It never made sense why her nose would lock on a spot -- and then the crap would land a good 18" inches behind her. It is not like she found the spot with her nose, then carefully placed her asshole over it.
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