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Michelle Obama’s 50th birthday bash invitations with notice of what's included and what's not

 
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I think it's rude to TELL people what to do before the party (eat before you come) rather you should let them know about the food (heavy hors d'ouvres, snacks etc) and let them decide for themselves what to do about when to eat. Just seems bossy to me, but that's our Mooch for ya. Big bossy bitch.
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Her face hasn't healed from plastic surgery, her delay, Michelle remaining on vacation?
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It's just all so Ghetto with these two Mooch could at least serve up a couple buckets of chicken nuggets I'm sure the guests will be her hip hop rapper friends anyway.....don't forget the grape drank.
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Barry, where's my invite?
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Why are so many fat fucks offended by no giant meal? Snacks and dessert aren't enough food for a couple hours? Fat pieces of shit.
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They were going to have Dennys cater the party but the Obamas got banned from the place after Michelle's last "incident".
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U better learn the wookie shake!!
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Hmm. That's a given.


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Obviously Adele.
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“I Don’t Think It’s Rude, But…” Etiquette Experts Perplexed Over First Lady’s Party Plans
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“I don’t think it’s rude, but I do think it’s a little ... different than what people are used to. How’s that for putting it delicately?” joked Lizzie Post, great-great-granddaughter of Emily Post and co-author of “Great Get-Togethers: Casual Gatherings and Elegant Parties at Home.”

“My advice to people would be not to put ‘eat before you come’ on an invite,” Post said. “And this is not a specific etiquette thing. To me it just sounds so instructive. I’m still in the camp of letting them know what will be served at the party instead of what they should do.”

From: [link to www.washingtonpost.com]
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I can't believe I'm defending her, but my first impression is that she's aware of the scrutiny over how much this is already costing us taxpayers. Maybe, somewhere deep inside, she's being a frugal First Lady?
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Oh dear you don't actually believe that do you? The reason for the ill mannered wording is because works best for Michelle.
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I may be tardy for the party! Five stars!
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Why are so many fat fucks offended by no giant meal? Snacks and dessert aren't enough food for a couple hours? Fat pieces of shit.
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Way to miss the entire fucking point.
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Just so rude and tacky. The invite should have just mentioned snacks and let guests infer that they were to eat beforehand... But they think people cannot reason for themselves and the obamas must instruct us how to live.
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The party’s fitting title is ‘Snacks & Sips & Dancing & Dessert,’ sources told the Chicago Tribune.

Snacks? Like in... GMO'd Goldfish, pretzels, and Cheez Its?
IMO the word 'snacks" should have no place in a formal 50th birthday invitation and even worse for the First Lady's!
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Why are so many fat fucks offended by no giant meal? Snacks and dessert aren't enough food for a couple hours? Fat pieces of shit.
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Way to miss the entire fucking point.
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What's the point? You think every party should have mountains of food? You're probably fat as fuck too. Try skipping a meal, round boy.
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Why are so many fat fucks offended by no giant meal? Snacks and dessert aren't enough food for a couple hours? Fat pieces of shit.
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Way to miss the entire fucking point.
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What's the point? You think every party should have mountains of food? You're probably fat as fuck too. Try skipping a meal, round boy.
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I see moochelle's minions are up and posting early- must be cranky because OPM did't call liberal leave for the cold today.
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LOL how tacky. eat before you come? who says that for such a high profile party?
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The party’s fitting title is ‘Snacks & Sips & Dancing & Dessert,’ sources told the Chicago Tribune.

Snacks? Like in... GMO'd Goldfish, pretzels, and Cheez Its?
IMO the word 'snacks" should have no place in a formal 50th birthday invitation and even worse for the First Lady's!
 Quoting: Let Freedom Ring 365


LOL right? "snacks" are for play dates
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I keep thinking of Jackie Kennedy and what she would do. As I said before, I could not find any evidence online that Jackie ever had a birthday party for herself - only the President, her husband.

Then I found some unpromulgated manners for food only on the invitation:

“My advice to people would be not to put ‘eat before you come’ on an invite,” Post said.
 Quoting: Ms. Superduper


Costs too much?
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LMAO OMG that's borderline obscene.
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Why are so many fat fucks offended by no giant meal? Snacks and dessert aren't enough food for a couple hours? Fat pieces of shit.
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Way to miss the entire fucking point.
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What's the point? You think every party should have mountains of food? You're probably fat as fuck too. Try skipping a meal, round boy.
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I see moochelle's minions are up and posting early- must be cranky because OPM did't call liberal leave for the cold today.
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And fuck you too. If there was going to be food served, all you anti-Obamas would be hugging and puffing and throwing a fit about how expensive the whole thing is.
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The party’s fitting title is ‘Snacks & Sips & Dancing & Dessert,’ sources told the Chicago Tribune.

Snacks? Like in... GMO'd Goldfish, pretzels, and Cheez Its?
IMO the word 'snacks" should have no place in a formal 50th birthday invitation and even worse for the First Lady's!
 Quoting: Let Freedom Ring 365


LOL right? "snacks" are for play dates
 Quoting: eekers


It's for alliteration.

Snacks & Sips...

Cmon, use your noodle.
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Who is paying for this Bash???

The USA Tax Payer or her husband???
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The party’s fitting title is ‘Snacks & Sips & Dancing & Dessert,’ sources told the Chicago Tribune.

Snacks? Like in... GMO'd Goldfish, pretzels, and Cheez Its?
IMO the word 'snacks" should have no place in a formal 50th birthday invitation and even worse for the First Lady's!
 Quoting: Let Freedom Ring 365


LOL right? "snacks" are for play dates
 Quoting: eekers


It's for alliteration.

Snacks & Sips...

Cmon, use your noodle.
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chuckle

they shoulda also said B.Y.O. Grapedrink
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In a way, I kind of feel sorry for them. Much like Lee Harvey Oswald, they are beginning to understand that they have been set up to the the fall guy/gal for the destruction of an entire country. They well know that they will soon be the most hated people on earth. Party like it's 1999...
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Soon? Where have you been...

Just to note, I'm an equal opportunity hater :)
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The party’s fitting title is ‘Snacks & Sips & Dancing & Dessert,’ sources told the Chicago Tribune.

Snacks? Like in... GMO'd Goldfish, pretzels, and Cheez Its?
IMO the word 'snacks" should have no place in a formal 50th birthday invitation and even worse for the First Lady's!
 Quoting: Let Freedom Ring 365


LOL right? "snacks" are for play dates
 Quoting: eekers


It's for alliteration.

Snacks & Sips...

Cmon, use your noodle.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 52594744


chuckle

they shoulda also said B.Y.O. Grapedrink
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Good morning eekers :)

And it's grapeDRANK
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Who is paying for this Bash???

The USA Tax Payer or her husband???
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Lol...

Just so everyone knows, I LOVE the early morning GLP crew, you guys are so funny...

Ima hate the day the grid goes down and I can't enjoy my morning joe & GLP :/
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Good morning eekers :)

And it's grapeDRANK
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ohno

my bad!!

chuckle
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"Footloose"


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Who is paying for this Bash???

The USA Tax Payer or her husband???
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24289757


Lol...

Just so everyone knows, I LOVE the early morning GLP crew, you guys are so funny...

Ima hate the day the grid goes down and I can't enjoy my morning joe & GLP :/
 Quoting: Tampa Heather


Morning all.

We can only hope that Oprah is paying for it.
Could be that Oprah has hidden cameras everywhere
in the house and footage of this party will
surface on Oprah's network as an Obama special event presentation.

Invitation could have said Dancing, Drinks and Dessert.
Better alliteration.
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Snip from The Blaze 11 hrs ago:

The Washington Post interviewed several party experts on the matter.

“To ask people to ‘eat before you come’ is not the way I would have done it,” Colin Cowie, celebrity party planner, told the Post. “I always think of the food. When it comes to making people feel welcome we give them great music, a well-stocked bar, and excellent food — and you do it abundantly.”

[link to www.theblaze.com]

(And if you click on the above, you can even see MO in workout gear and a weight! Yay!)
 Quoting: Ms. Superduper


Asking people to eat before they come is really rude. My sister in laws wedding invitations said something like "light food" GHETTO as hell.
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Who is paying for this Bash???

The USA Tax Payer or her husband???
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24289757


Lol...

Just so everyone knows, I LOVE the early morning GLP crew, you guys are so funny...

Ima hate the day the grid goes down and I can't enjoy my morning joe & GLP :/
 Quoting: Tampa Heather


Morning all.

We can only hope that Oprah is paying for it.
Could be that Oprah has hidden cameras everywhere
in the house and footage of this party will
surface on Oprah's network as an Obama special event presentation.

Invitation could have said Dancing, Drinks and Dessert.
Better alliteration.
 Quoting: ancha


Michelle doesn't like Oprah - she thinks Oprah is too fat.
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The party’s fitting title is ‘Snacks & Sips & Dancing & Dessert,’ sources told the Chicago Tribune.

Snacks? Like in... GMO'd Goldfish, pretzels, and Cheez Its?
IMO the word 'snacks" should have no place in a formal 50th birthday invitation and even worse for the First Lady's!
 Quoting: Let Freedom Ring 365


LOL right? "snacks" are for play dates
 Quoting: eekers


It's for alliteration.

Snacks & Sips...

Cmon, use your noodle.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 52594744


is that you Harrison Bounel?


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