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Michelle Obama’s 50th birthday bash invitations with notice of what's included and what's not

 
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I keep thinking of Jackie Kennedy and what she would do. As I said before, I could not find any evidence online that Jackie ever had a birthday party for herself - only the President, her husband.

Then I found some unpromulgated manners for food only on the invitation:

“My advice to people would be not to put ‘eat before you come’ on an invite,” Post said.
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In looking for some of Jackie Kennedy's planning for her birthday, well, I found none. I wanted to see what her style was. Maybe she didn't relish in her very own birthday! Imagine!

I did, however, find a website with lots of her style notes, regarding dressing for the occasion. And, at the very bottom of this page, there are 85 pics of her life of style.

I'm pretty sure the dudes won't be interested in this, but, well, I am absolutely - - - fascinated!

[link to www.huffingtonpost.com]
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I like manners a lot. Nothing impresses me more than manners and good form. And I believe I am not alone. This is lacking on both counts IMO.

If I had a zillion (or however many) assistants, I would try to make one of them knowledgeable in things like this. Jackie had one. And I thought in the beginning of this admin., this couple were compared to the Kennedys.

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I think it's rude to TELL people what to do before the party (eat before you come) rather you should let them know about the food (heavy hors d'ouvres, snacks etc) and let them decide for themselves what to do about when to eat. Just seems bossy to me, but that's our Mooch for ya. Big bossy bitch.
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Her face hasn't healed from plastic surgery, her delay, Michelle remaining on vacation?
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In looking for some of Jackie Kennedy's planning for her birthday, well, I found none. I wanted to see what her style was. Maybe she didn't relish in her very own birthday! Imagine!

I did, however, find a website with lots of her style notes, regarding dressing for the occasion. And, at the very bottom of this page, there are 85 pics of her life of style.

I'm pretty sure the dudes won't be interested in this, but, well, I am absolutely - - - fascinated!

[link to www.huffingtonpost.com]
 Quoting: Ms. Superduper


Maybe the old bard was right after all and the world really is a stage. Consider the O's and then think Camelot.

America......hf
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It's just all so Ghetto with these two Mooch could at least serve up a couple buckets of chicken nuggets I'm sure the guests will be her hip hop rapper friends anyway.....don't forget the grape drank.
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Barry, where's my invite?
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Why are so many fat fucks offended by no giant meal? Snacks and dessert aren't enough food for a couple hours? Fat pieces of shit.
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They were going to have Dennys cater the party but the Obamas got banned from the place after Michelle's last "incident".
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In looking for some of Jackie Kennedy's planning for her birthday, well, I found none. I wanted to see what her style was. Maybe she didn't relish in her very own birthday! Imagine!

I did, however, find a website with lots of her style notes, regarding dressing for the occasion. And, at the very bottom of this page, there are 85 pics of her life of style.

I'm pretty sure the dudes won't be interested in this, but, well, I am absolutely - - - fascinated!

[link to www.huffingtonpost.com]
 Quoting: Ms. Superduper


Jackie was dignified and full of style and grace. She set the bar high and IMO was the prime example of how a FLOTUS should represent herself during her husband's tenure in office. On the other hand, we currently have a FLOTUS whom exudes minimum dignity, class and style and is an embarrassment to our country along with her bumbling gay-ass husband.
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U better learn the wookie shake!!
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Hmm. That's a given.


I would like to know what are Michelle's favorite songs.
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Obviously Adele.
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In looking for some of Jackie Kennedy's planning for her birthday, well, I found none. I wanted to see what her style was. Maybe she didn't relish in her very own birthday! Imagine!

I did, however, find a website with lots of her style notes, regarding dressing for the occasion. And, at the very bottom of this page, there are 85 pics of her life of style.

I'm pretty sure the dudes won't be interested in this, but, well, I am absolutely - - - fascinated!

[link to www.huffingtonpost.com]
 Quoting: Ms. Superduper


Jackie was dignified and full of style and grace. She set the bar high and IMO was the prime example of how a FLOTUS should represent herself during her husband's tenure in office. On the other hand, we currently have a FLOTUS whom exudes minimum dignity, class and style and is an embarrassment to our country along with her bumbling gay-ass husband.
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Cheating on your husband with Jews and then killing him is grace? Fuck Jackie O.
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She didn't cheat on him (other way around) and she darn sure didn't kill him. You believe anything huh. I bet you voted for Obama TWICE.
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“I Don’t Think It’s Rude, But…” Etiquette Experts Perplexed Over First Lady’s Party Plans
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“I don’t think it’s rude, but I do think it’s a little ... different than what people are used to. How’s that for putting it delicately?” joked Lizzie Post, great-great-granddaughter of Emily Post and co-author of “Great Get-Togethers: Casual Gatherings and Elegant Parties at Home.”

“My advice to people would be not to put ‘eat before you come’ on an invite,” Post said. “And this is not a specific etiquette thing. To me it just sounds so instructive. I’m still in the camp of letting them know what will be served at the party instead of what they should do.”

From: [link to www.washingtonpost.com]
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I can't believe I'm defending her, but my first impression is that she's aware of the scrutiny over how much this is already costing us taxpayers. Maybe, somewhere deep inside, she's being a frugal First Lady?
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Oh dear you don't actually believe that do you? The reason for the ill mannered wording is because works best for Michelle.
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In looking for some of Jackie Kennedy's planning for her birthday, well, I found none. I wanted to see what her style was. Maybe she didn't relish in her very own birthday! Imagine!

I did, however, find a website with lots of her style notes, regarding dressing for the occasion. And, at the very bottom of this page, there are 85 pics of her life of style.

I'm pretty sure the dudes won't be interested in this, but, well, I am absolutely - - - fascinated!

[link to www.huffingtonpost.com]
 Quoting: Ms. Superduper


Jackie was dignified and full of style and grace. She set the bar high and IMO was the prime example of how a FLOTUS should represent herself during her husband's tenure in office. On the other hand, we currently have a FLOTUS whom exudes minimum dignity, class and style and is an embarrassment to our country along with her bumbling gay-ass husband.
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Cheating on your husband with Jews and then killing him is grace? Fuck Jackie O.
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She didn't cheat on him (other way around) and she darn sure didn't kill him. You believe anything huh. I bet you voted for Obama TWICE.
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What are you doing on this site? You haven't the faintest idea about Kennedy or conspiracy. Shouldn't you be praying or hating or something?
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Re: Michelle Obama’s 50th birthday bash invitations with notice of what's included and what's not
In looking for some of Jackie Kennedy's planning for her birthday, well, I found none. I wanted to see what her style was. Maybe she didn't relish in her very own birthday! Imagine!

I did, however, find a website with lots of her style notes, regarding dressing for the occasion. And, at the very bottom of this page, there are 85 pics of her life of style.

I'm pretty sure the dudes won't be interested in this, but, well, I am absolutely - - - fascinated!

[link to www.huffingtonpost.com]
 Quoting: Ms. Superduper


Jackie was dignified and full of style and grace. She set the bar high and IMO was the prime example of how a FLOTUS should represent herself during her husband's tenure in office. On the other hand, we currently have a FLOTUS whom exudes minimum dignity, class and style and is an embarrassment to our country along with her bumbling gay-ass husband.
 Quoting: Let Freedom Ring 365


Cheating on your husband with Jews and then killing him is grace? Fuck Jackie O.
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She didn't cheat on him (other way around) and she darn sure didn't kill him. You believe anything huh. I bet you voted for Obama TWICE.
 Quoting: ~~**lisa**~~


Not only voted for him twice, but will scream racism when he sees Obama isnt on the ticket in 2016.
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I may be tardy for the party! Five stars!
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Why are so many fat fucks offended by no giant meal? Snacks and dessert aren't enough food for a couple hours? Fat pieces of shit.
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Way to miss the entire fucking point.
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Just so rude and tacky. The invite should have just mentioned snacks and let guests infer that they were to eat beforehand... But they think people cannot reason for themselves and the obamas must instruct us how to live.
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The party’s fitting title is ‘Snacks & Sips & Dancing & Dessert,’ sources told the Chicago Tribune.

Snacks? Like in... GMO'd Goldfish, pretzels, and Cheez Its?
IMO the word 'snacks" should have no place in a formal 50th birthday invitation and even worse for the First Lady's!
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Why are so many fat fucks offended by no giant meal? Snacks and dessert aren't enough food for a couple hours? Fat pieces of shit.
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Way to miss the entire fucking point.
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What's the point? You think every party should have mountains of food? You're probably fat as fuck too. Try skipping a meal, round boy.
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Why are so many fat fucks offended by no giant meal? Snacks and dessert aren't enough food for a couple hours? Fat pieces of shit.
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Way to miss the entire fucking point.
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What's the point? You think every party should have mountains of food? You're probably fat as fuck too. Try skipping a meal, round boy.
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I see moochelle's minions are up and posting early- must be cranky because OPM did't call liberal leave for the cold today.
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LOL how tacky. eat before you come? who says that for such a high profile party?
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The party’s fitting title is ‘Snacks & Sips & Dancing & Dessert,’ sources told the Chicago Tribune.

Snacks? Like in... GMO'd Goldfish, pretzels, and Cheez Its?
IMO the word 'snacks" should have no place in a formal 50th birthday invitation and even worse for the First Lady's!
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LOL right? "snacks" are for play dates
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I keep thinking of Jackie Kennedy and what she would do. As I said before, I could not find any evidence online that Jackie ever had a birthday party for herself - only the President, her husband.

Then I found some unpromulgated manners for food only on the invitation:

“My advice to people would be not to put ‘eat before you come’ on an invite,” Post said.
 Quoting: Ms. Superduper


Costs too much?
bignblack
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LMAO OMG that's borderline obscene.
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Why are so many fat fucks offended by no giant meal? Snacks and dessert aren't enough food for a couple hours? Fat pieces of shit.
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Way to miss the entire fucking point.
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What's the point? You think every party should have mountains of food? You're probably fat as fuck too. Try skipping a meal, round boy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 52594744


I see moochelle's minions are up and posting early- must be cranky because OPM did't call liberal leave for the cold today.
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And fuck you too. If there was going to be food served, all you anti-Obamas would be hugging and puffing and throwing a fit about how expensive the whole thing is.
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Jackie was dignified and full of style and grace. She set the bar high and IMO was the prime example of how a FLOTUS should represent herself during her husband's tenure in office. On the other hand, we currently have a FLOTUS whom exudes minimum dignity, class and style and is an embarrassment to our country along with her bumbling gay-ass husband.
 Quoting: Let Freedom Ring 365


Cheating on your husband with Jews and then killing him is grace? Fuck Jackie O.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 52594744


She didn't cheat on him (other way around) and she darn sure didn't kill him. You believe anything huh. I bet you voted for Obama TWICE.
 Quoting: ~~**lisa**~~


Not only voted for him twice, but will scream racism when he sees Obama isnt on the ticket in 2016.
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A President can only serve two consecutive terms (why Obama
by executive order can take over all natural resources)!!

Obama is not black, let go of your defense of his evil.

His mother was white.

Obama actually voted twice in Illinois to kill a baby that
survives an abortion!!!
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Cheating on your husband with Jews and then killing him is grace? Fuck Jackie O.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 52594744


She didn't cheat on him (other way around) and she darn sure didn't kill him. You believe anything huh. I bet you voted for Obama TWICE.
 Quoting: ~~**lisa**~~


Not only voted for him twice, but will scream racism when he sees Obama isnt on the ticket in 2016.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 51767944


A President can only serve two consecutive terms (why Obama
by executive order can take over all natural resources)!!

Obama is not black, let go of your defense of his evil.

His mother was white.

Obama actually voted twice in Illinois to kill a baby that
survives an abortion!!!
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Another....the "chip" is in Obamacare.
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The party’s fitting title is ‘Snacks & Sips & Dancing & Dessert,’ sources told the Chicago Tribune.

Snacks? Like in... GMO'd Goldfish, pretzels, and Cheez Its?
IMO the word 'snacks" should have no place in a formal 50th birthday invitation and even worse for the First Lady's!
 Quoting: Let Freedom Ring 365


LOL right? "snacks" are for play dates
 Quoting: eekers


It's for alliteration.

Snacks & Sips...

Cmon, use your noodle.
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Who is paying for this Bash???

The USA Tax Payer or her husband???

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