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WTF: What happens when the FBI asks you to put a back door in your software?

 
Mr. Reality

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01/09/2014 09:31 PM
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Re: WTF: What happens when the FBI asks you to put a back door in your software?
I think the agent was politely asking if he could put it in her butt.
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Kirk

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01/09/2014 09:32 PM
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Re: WTF: What happens when the FBI asks you to put a back door in your software?
a code only works in a small group of people.
privacy is usually an illusion

 Quoting: Kirk


Only a decade ago you had MUCH more privacy than you do now.
Government has gone waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too far with this crap.

They think they are entitled to be aware of everything you say and do.
....VERY FASCIST in nature.


:facism:
 Quoting: Useless Cookie Eater


thats why I say a code in a large group is a joke.
They feel entitled to watch and judge.
Given to a reprobate mind.
Government is a body largely ungoverned.
Useless Cookie Eater

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01/09/2014 09:35 PM
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Re: WTF: What happens when the FBI asks you to put a back door in your software?
You all put too much credit into NSA.

You're barking up the wrong agency really.

I will say, why I don't believe they are intentionally looking into American citizens, they might have agreements with other countries that do it to us.

Perhaps they swap info, but I think they're more foreign than domestic.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 40365949


You are clueless.
Watch the video posted earlier.
Anonymous Coward
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01/09/2014 09:45 PM
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Re: WTF: What happens when the FBI asks you to put a back door in your software?
You reply with, sure! Will do. Then you create the door that makes them spontaneously com-bust when they attempt to access said door. Something like that or when they enter they find themselves deep within an x-rated porn site. We'll then call them the x-men or refer the event to the x-factor syndrome.
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01/09/2014 09:49 PM
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Re: WTF: What happens when the FBI asks you to put a back door in your software?
You reply with, sure! Will do. Then you create the door that makes them spontaneously com-bust when they attempt to access said door. Something like that or when they enter they find themselves deep within an x-rated porn site. We'll then call them the x-men or refer the event to the x-factor syndrome.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48416223


A better philosophy based on fractals, and what bitcoin has done. Assume the system will be attacked, and go from there. Security and survivability become core requirements, not after thoughts.
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01/09/2014 10:21 PM
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Re: WTF: What happens when the FBI asks you to put a back door in your software?

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Re: WTF: What happens when the FBI asks you to put a back door in your software?
You reply with, sure! Will do. Then you create the door that makes them spontaneously com-bust when they attempt to access said door. Something like that or when they enter they find themselves deep within an x-rated porn site. We'll then call them the x-men or refer the event to the x-factor syndrome.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48416223


A better philosophy based on fractals, and what bitcoin has done. Assume the system will be attacked, and go from there. Security and survivability become core requirements, not after thoughts.
 Quoting: Angry Hierophant


I don't worry about things of this nature. My comment was merely sarcastic. Still, I do agree with what you've written here as it's best to think in terms of defense. Because after all it is an offensive gesture that would come second hand.
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01/10/2014 12:57 AM
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Re: WTF: What happens when the FBI asks you to put a back door in your software?
Honestly, bro, they listen to you fart.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21614062


I lifted the lid on the toilet the other day and I swear a NSA spook was in there looking back at me...
 Quoting: Angry Hierophant


I never did trust Mr. Hanky.
ErinTarn

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Re: WTF: What happens when the FBI asks you to put a back door in your software?
let the betting begin on her downfall

-car accident
-suicide by 2 shots to the head
-kiddy pron stash in basement
-gas leak in her home leads to explosion
 Quoting: mrmuffins69


hesright

- Private plane crash (was she even a pilot? haha)

- DUI

- Monkey pet eats SSRIs and defaces her

- 'groid shoot n' grab (furthers race baiting, gun control, and FBI agenda. Triple win!)

- Tax fraud

- Foreign travel leading to capture by al kayda
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01/10/2014 01:11 PM
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Re: WTF: What happens when the FBI asks you to put a back door in your software?
...


RSA Security has a backdoor built in by the NSA.

...which is why companies they are looking at Elliptic Curve Encryption instead of the RSA algorithm.

RSA is no longer secure.
If hackers know there is a backdoor in something....they will go after that back door.
....not to mention the NSA violations on 4th Amendment rights.

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 Quoting: Useless Cookie Eater


Yup, RSA is finished. Wonder if Snowden got the technical details. The rest of the US tech sector is finished too most likely...all bugged with NSA shit.
 Quoting: Angry Hierophant

They dont really have to be bugged when they voluntarily let the NSA in the front door. AS most of the big communications companies do.
 Quoting: Fatstogie


Doubtful they volunteered.
Many were coerced (forced) into complying.

RSA was a similar story.
Actually they got taken over by the spooks who infiltrated and then turned over the company basically.
All the original executive staff and engineers of RSA were vehemently against any government intrusion.
 Quoting: Useless Cookie Eater


They might want to appear they were coerced but the guys running the NSA were at Bohemian Grove with all the dudes running those corporations. They dont have to coerce anyone, theyve been in league with each other the entire time.





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