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Ok now taking applications for anyone who would like to volunteer to be the Anti-Christ.

 
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Ok now taking applications for anyone who would like to volunteer to be the Anti-Christ.
If the anti-christ doesn' reveal themselves by 12 noon central time we will need a replacement. Please leave your resume here in this thread along with a short paragraph of "Why you would make a good Anti-Christ." Please also leave 3 references.

This is a volunteer position although it does come with some pretty nice perks. You get free parking anywhere and get free drinks at most titty bars.

I will check back on the responses later.

Thank you,
-Upper Mgmt.

KD
"Pray, v:. To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy." - Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914)
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06/06/2006 09:11 AM
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outward ceremony is antichrist
Kuffar Rex
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06/06/2006 09:19 AM
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I can sit out an entire Oprah broadcast and I like fire!
My 3 references are:
Eve, Judas and John Paul II.

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06/06/2006 09:28 AM
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Kittens at play. Squirrels and rabbits and other forest creatures scurrying about, gathering food and romping. Families of deer grazing in a field full of wildflowers. Happy people full of love and contentment.


Well, I want all of that gone. I want rotting fields and blackened earth as far as the eye can see. I want smog and the putrifaction of decaying animals and plants to be so thick in the air that you literally have to cut it with a knife... a knife that everyone carries on the chance that they meet another human; to off them.
And I want to make YOU want all of that, too.
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06/06/2006 09:30 AM
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BUT WAIT

ANTICHRIST FIRST WILL SEEM WONDERFUL:L
RIGHT?

BRING US ALL TOGETHER RIGHT?
MAKE PERFECT SENSE?

(Sounds like a rock star or something
Shiny happy people holding hands ? ? ? )

The catch 22 on this particular mind fuck
O SOMANY MIND FUCKS SO LITTLE TIME

THE CATCH 22
ahem
is that WE ASK FOR IT
we get it
WE LIKE IT
all is well and then..



SEE NOT ONLY WILL THIS BOOK and these teachings ruin your EVERY DAY
but they ruin your future too
Changing its classification to MYTHOLOGY
HORROR SCIFI is coming soon

THE ONLY THING REAL IS NOW

gotta go go go

YOGA
Anonymous Coward
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06/06/2006 09:37 AM
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I hunt down furry cuddly creatures like Rabbits, squirrels, deer and bear and i eat there nutritious flesh.

Refs:
Sean Paul
Elton John
John Tesh
Anonymous Coward
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06/06/2006 09:41 AM
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HillaDyke Clinton applied for the position long ago..

horn yoda
Peaches

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06/06/2006 09:49 AM
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i might qualify for this post lol
Love isn't blind; it only sees what matters.
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06/06/2006 09:50 AM
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If Christ and the Anti-Christ ever
got together, would the Universe Explode?

damned
willow

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06/06/2006 09:52 AM
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Morning Peaches..lol, My husband checks the back of my neck once in a while to make sure I'm not the Antichrist.
Question Everything
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06/06/2006 09:53 AM
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LOL willow hugs i'm sure he finds nothing. being a little devil is different from the anti-christ LOL
Love isn't blind; it only sees what matters.
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06/06/2006 09:54 AM
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wtf
sealing wax...
[link to homepage.mac.com]
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06/06/2006 10:08 AM
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Who wants to sit in the Antichrist building as ruler?
[link to www.thegoldenreport.com]
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06/06/2006 10:28 AM
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I am please with the responses thus far and I feel we have a few very good candidates for the position. I will be asking some of you back for a second interview here very shortly.

Is there anyone else who would like to apply?
"Pray, v:. To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy." - Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914)
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06/06/2006 10:34 AM
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I personally thought Lester would make a good candidate but apparently he is busy today.
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06/06/2006 10:35 AM
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Being the Antichrist is not something you "apply" for.

Its what you were born to be.
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06/06/2006 10:35 AM
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Indeed, but if the "born" AC doesn't show up today we need a temporary replacement.
"Pray, v:. To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy." - Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914)
Semjase

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06/06/2006 10:40 AM
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Is there any overtime invloved?

What about paid vacations? monster
"There's no greater thing you can do for the planet than to hold the energy of hope for your future, and project a divine light to dark places."
AA  (OP)

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Yes all expense paid vacations.
"Pray, v:. To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy." - Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914)
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06/06/2006 10:48 AM
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Jehova you will definitely be back for a second interview. I shall return with in the hour to conduct my secondary interviews with a few of you.
"Pray, v:. To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy." - Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914)
Semjase

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Naaaaa! Red :4: is just not my color..plus carrying a pitchfork around all day just isn't going to work.

Thanks anyway AA!
"There's no greater thing you can do for the planet than to hold the energy of hope for your future, and project a divine light to dark places."
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No pitchforks required. Nor is red.
"Pray, v:. To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy." - Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914)
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06/06/2006 10:57 AM
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Whats the pay? any benes ??
The Antichrist
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06/06/2006 11:09 AM
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"Indeed, but if the "born" AC doesn't show up today we need a temporary replacement."
--

I revealed myself to the world back on 5-5-2000. The powers-that-be-but-soon-will-no-longer-be did their best to impose a total blackout...

Right now I'm just waiting for things to "fall" into place (just around the corner)

As far as a "temporary replacement"...FUGGETABOUTIT!!!

You can't replace God.
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06/06/2006 11:51 AM
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10903, 100250, Jehova you have all been invited back for a second interview. Can you all go into more detail about cute cuddly furry creatures?
"Pray, v:. To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy." - Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914)
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06/06/2006 11:53 AM
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Would the fact that my first, middle, and surnames each have 6 letters make me a qualified candidate? blink
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06/06/2006 11:54 AM
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The Antichrist we need discuss your work ethic. You have chosen loyal followers for your agenda but they are complete and utter idiots and completely see-through. You will take a leave of absence today with no pay.
"Pray, v:. To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy." - Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914)
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06/06/2006 11:54 AM
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I have already signed up for the christ position...but am looking forward to meeting my other half!

hi
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06/06/2006 02:21 PM
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well, if elected i promise rivers of blood and years of darkness.

on furry animals: one year, a small nest of mice took home under my lawn mower. when i started it, those that survived i stomped to death. but really, this was for the benefit of the whole world, really.
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06/06/2006 02:22 PM
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I AM THE ANTICHRIST I AM AN ANARCHIST
Visit my website...

[link to heidi-lore.tripod.com]

Need to email? [email protected]

Visit the GLP video site and click on groups:

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I believe I can see the future, 'cause I repeat the same routine. I think I used to have a purpose, but then again, it might have been a dream
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06/06/2006 02:23 PM
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its not that i dont love the world. i just cant trust you to do god's bidding on your own.

free will. that has to go. we must do it for the children. really, i do love you.





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