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I'm a Fart Sniffer... Are You?

 
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omg now #1
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Kirk

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01/10/2014 01:56 AM

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I don't know man...I almost puked from the smell of one of my farts once.

I think I had ate a bunch of eggs or something
 Quoting: Astral Goat


Eggs!
Man you can tell when someone ate some eggs - whooo wheee!
 Quoting: NvrGoFullRetard


try 3 days of boiled eggs and kippers and plenty of wine. Someone farted and the smell woke us from a drunken stupor.
Worry is a misuse of the imagination.
PEE YOU
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01/10/2014 01:58 AM
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don't smell if you FRECKLE your SHORTS!!
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01/10/2014 02:05 AM
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I hate when I gamble up on a real stencher and shit my pants. The most epic farts are always on the brink of blowing ass. You know those real ass burners are the best.
Kirk

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It's called Eproctophilia.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 51129215


Whoa, I don't think anyone here is attracted to the fart's of others!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47724129


It's called Eproctophilia.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 51129215


Whoa, I don't think anyone here is attracted to the fart's of others!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47724129


They worship a different god.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 51129215


I knew this girl that always wanted to converse with me when I was on the throne. Hit me as a little strange.
Worry is a misuse of the imagination.
WoodyMcWood
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01/10/2014 02:16 AM

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30% of GLPers are liars it seems.

Everybody likes their own brand.

farts
"Life Is Wood"
Anonymous Coward
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01/10/2014 02:29 AM
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everyone likes their own brand
Bending Light

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01/10/2014 02:30 AM

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mobocracy

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01/10/2014 02:36 AM

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I'm in shock....you're all gross! lol

I have no interest in gaseous body odours - no-ones, including my own.
I'll check MY pee and poop for changes...but my farts, like all farts, are bound to be unpleasant!

I hate horrible smells, my own, anyone elses, my nose has a direct link to my gag and puke reflex, and it's highly sensitive - smelling farts for me is bordering on self-abuse!

Even thinking about it makes me wanna hurl...and the MAJORITY of you guys do this?!!!
I knew glp was sick, but it's truly stinkin' sick!

WOW!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 41762617


The classic rebuttal of a closet sniffer.
"When the people fear the government, there is tyranny. When the government fears the people, there is liberty."- Thomas Jefferson

"Don't interfere with anything in the Constitution. That must be maintained, for it is the only safeguard of our liberties."- Abraham Lincoln

"Loyalty to the country always. Loyalty to the government when it deserves it."- Mark Twain

"The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart."- Helen Keller

"It is no sign of health to be well adjusted to an inherently sick society."
-Krishnamurti
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01/10/2014 02:40 AM
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I'm thinking GM is really telling you he likes giving rim jobs. Which is pretty queer.... Humans should not eat shit.

But this is just my opinion.
Bending Light

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01/10/2014 02:42 AM

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30% of GLPers are liars it seems.

Everybody likes their own brand.

farts
 Quoting: WoodyMcWood


tommissile
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If it comes out right
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01/10/2014 03:31 AM
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maybe thats a good indicator on whether or not your gay.

maybe the homos hate their farts but love yours

damned
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11489432


Hold it there fellow. I know of someone who is suspected as being a secret gay. He has told us in a conversation unrelated to whether or not he is gay how he has to retreat from the area when he farts because he thinks it's disgusting to smell his own farts. He really does this. He even goes as far as to hold his breath when he's taking a piss because he doesn't want to smell urine. I can only imagine he also holds his breath the best he can when he's taking a shit. Now, we, meaning some friends and I, have suspected he is secretly gay, as I've said already. Do gay men claim to not want to smell their own farts? If this is common.....I think we're on to something here.
pork fat rules

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hitler is a fart sniffer



If it ain't fried in Lard, it ain't real food.
Anonymous Coward
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01/10/2014 04:11 AM
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I prefer to smell pussy farts.
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01/10/2014 04:20 AM

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Here is a guide about farting with state of the art technology analyzing the correct way to fart in crowds.

[link to www.metacafe.com]
pork fat rules

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01/10/2014 04:25 AM
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I prefer to smell pussy farts.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 51916284


I didn't know cats farted.
If it ain't fried in Lard, it ain't real food.
Sir France's Beercan

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01/10/2014 04:33 AM

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I prefer to smell pussy farts.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 51916284


My girlfriend was giving me a massage one time so was straddling me naked while I lay on my front. I let rip with a a monster which went right into her pussy and even made her flaps flap.
natasha77
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01/10/2014 05:17 AM

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I only like sniffing mine. If its rotten, and there's anyone around, I look at them in disgust and put the blame on them.
22bahaha22
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.

DEAL WITH IT. WE ALL HAVE OPINIONS. RESPECT MINE.
natasha77
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01/10/2014 05:18 AM

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I prefer to smell pussy farts.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 51916284


My girlfriend was giving me a massage one time so was straddling me naked while I lay on my front. I let rip with a a monster which went right into her pussy and even made her flaps flap.
 Quoting: Sir France's Beercan


patlgh222
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.

DEAL WITH IT. WE ALL HAVE OPINIONS. RESPECT MINE.
fcpsp1

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01/10/2014 05:18 AM
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yes...absolutely...i love my own brand...home-grown and corn-fed, baby!!!
Anonymous Coward
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01/10/2014 05:18 AM
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Only my own farts mind you, not others (that would be gross)

But it seems when I'm all alone and I let one rip I just can't resist seeing what it smells like...

lol

What about you?

I know we've been over poo viewing a million times here but what about fart sniffing?
 Quoting: Ghetto Monk


hHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHhAHAH


a smart feller
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 52729253


HAHAHAHahhahahahahahahahhahHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
natasha77
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Girls don't fart silly.


eyebat
 Quoting: LittleMissDictator


Says you! One time my head was right on my woman's lap and I was snoozing and she tore ass right in my face. redface

Real class act that one.
 Quoting: calx


22haha22
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.

DEAL WITH IT. WE ALL HAVE OPINIONS. RESPECT MINE.
Goofy for God
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hugs
1 John 4:18
There is no fear in love; but perfect love casts out fear, because fear involves torment
Politicas

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01/10/2014 06:15 AM
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Generating a goodly amount of gas is a sign of good digestion and health, stay gassy my friends.
WoodyMcWood
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01/10/2014 06:17 AM

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30% of GLPers are liars it seems.

Everybody likes their own brand.

farts
 Quoting: WoodyMcWood


tommissile
 Quoting: Bending Light


You sir have just won the internet.
"Life Is Wood"
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01/10/2014 06:19 AM
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Fart Smeller Smart Feller, not Fart Sniffer, sheesh.
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01/10/2014 06:21 AM
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Its always disappointing when you feel you produced a heat seeking stencher ,and it turns into harmless vapour.
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01/10/2014 06:31 AM
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I run from my farts but they seems to follow me
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01/10/2014 06:39 AM
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I prefer to smell pussy farts.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 51916284


My girlfriend was giving me a massage one time so was straddling me naked while I lay on my front. I let rip with a a monster which went right into her pussy and even made her flaps flap.
 Quoting: Sir France's Beercan


I am trying not to wake everyone up by laughing.
hahaha

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