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what percentage of women between 25-30 are dateable?

she must not have: children, had an abortion, divorce, stds or tattoos
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I think you just got your answer! haha! None! They are all taken!
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I think you just got your answer! haha! None! They are all taken!
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it is sad how broken modern women are
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what percentage of women between 25-30 are dateable?

she must not have: children, had an abortion, divorce, stds or tattoos
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about 10%.

50% excluded by tattoo.
at least 10% for marriage/kids
another 10% for abortion
10% for stds

half of the remainder undesirable for other reasons.

odds only go lower as you wait, bro,
clock is ticking.

lmao
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You can always try another country.
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Re: dateable women
Still probably a higher % than men.
Given your search criteria, also must subtract for the queers, drug addicts and
basement dwelling losers, oops, I mean 'gamers'.
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Re: dateable women
what percentage of women between 25-30 are dateable?

she must not have: children, had an abortion, divorce, stds or tattoos
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about 10%.

50% excluded by tattoo.
at least 10% for marriage/kids
another 10% for abortion
10% for stds

half of the remainder undesirable for other reasons.

odds only go lower as you wait, bro,
clock is ticking.

lmao
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 44906434


1 million women get abortions each year so it is probably even worse than that
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You can always try another country.
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im definatly considering it
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01/14/2014 11:16 PM
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Re: dateable women
Still probably a higher % than men.
Given your search criteria, also must subtract for the queers, drug addicts and
basement dwelling losers, oops, I mean 'gamers'.
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Sad that feminine women have such hate for gamers. I mean as long as a guy goes to work on time every day, why do women have such hate for what men choose to do during their free time? Men don't get pissed and leave over what women do in their free time, both people should have their on interests.

I think it's that gaming is a hobby that doesn't help women at all, it doesn't make money like an extra job, it doesn't save money like working on cars, so women being the materialistic creatures they are, just see it as a waste of time.

Keep on gaming men, that way it filters out the materialistic, ultra feminine, high maintenance women who don't really love you anyway, they just see you as a beast of burden to work for them your whole life.
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I think you just got your answer! haha! None! They are all taken!
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it is sad how broken modern women are
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Have you considered woefully ineffective males such as yourself who relish in your supposed sexual conquests while wagging your tongue and pointing your finger at females.

What makes you believe a woman wants a man whose penis has been dragged through who knows what while proclaiming that is his right or a metro male who could not be laid in a whorehouse with a fist full of fifties.
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LOVE yOUR WOMENred_heartred_heartred_heartblwkss
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Re: dateable women
I really have no hope of ever finding a good, quality woman.

Which is fine, because that isn't even a priority for me anyway.

Relationships are just too much trouble. Not worth all the headache for a few minutes worth of sex.
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Re: dateable women
I think you just got your answer! haha! None! They are all taken!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45280803


it is sad how broken modern women are
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28687451


Have you considered woefully ineffective males such as yourself who relish in your supposed sexual conquests while wagging your tongue and pointing your finger at females.

What makes you believe a woman wants a man whose penis has been dragged through who knows what while proclaiming that is his right or a metro male who could not be laid in a whorehouse with a fist full of fifties.
 Quoting: SilverPatriot


actually im looking for a relationship, so there goes your theory, and unless you are blind have you not noticed that women prefer guys that sleep around with lots of other women?
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I think you just got your answer! haha! None! They are all taken!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45280803


it is sad how broken modern women are
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28687451


Have you considered woefully ineffective males such as yourself who relish in your supposed sexual conquests while wagging your tongue and pointing your finger at females.

What makes you believe a woman wants a man whose penis has been dragged through who knows what while proclaiming that is his right or a metro male who could not be laid in a whorehouse with a fist full of fifties.
 Quoting: SilverPatriot


Blah blah blah.

Yeah, we get it.... A bunch of trashy women and a bunch of trashy men.

Start a thread about loser men if you want to.
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Re: dateable women
Got me a sexy, tiny filipina with no tats, no stds, ten years younger, no kids before she met me (now we have 3) been together nine years. she looks the same as before the 3 kids.

fucks me, sucks me, cooks, cleans, takes care of the kids
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Got me a sexy, tiny filipina with no tats, no stds, ten years younger, no kids before she met me (now we have 3) been together nine years. she looks the same as before the 3 kids.

fucks me, sucks me, cooks, cleans, takes care of the kids
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STELLAvodka5
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Guys listen there are sweet women still all over the globe. Expand your horizons and do not give up.
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I really have no hope of ever finding a good, quality woman.

Which is fine, because that isn't even a priority for me anyway.

Relationships are just too much trouble. Not worth all the headache for a few minutes worth of sex.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39617624


Seriously, you scare me because you believe a relationship revolves solely upon sex instead of two people helping each other through life.
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Re: dateable women
I think you just got your answer! haha! None! They are all taken!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45280803


it is sad how broken modern women are
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28687451


Have you considered woefully ineffective males such as yourself who relish in your supposed sexual conquests while wagging your tongue and pointing your finger at females.

What makes you believe a woman wants a man whose penis has been dragged through who knows what while proclaiming that is his right or a metro male who could not be laid in a whorehouse with a fist full of fifties.
 Quoting: SilverPatriot


Blah blah blah.

Yeah, we get it.... A bunch of trashy women and a bunch of trashy men.

Start a thread about loser men if you want to.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39617624


No need for a new thread sparky here it is
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Re: dateable women
And those top quality only child daddys girl types without the tats and no bad habits I still see them around once in a great while but proving yourself worthy of them is difficult.
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The problem is finding a woman who is AWAKE. If she's into Cosmo or MTV then all you can do is piss sperm in her face and walk out like you just took a shit.

A REAL woman, one who is enlightened, is not a slave to fashion but is still clean and presentable. She will appreciate simplicity, conservatism, and chastity. She will not be influenced or led by others. But at the same time she won't be a high-brow obstinant cunt who thinks her morning bowel movement doesn't stain the walls.

Essentially Op, you're shit out of luck. But fortunately, men do not
Need or require a woman to be happy and live a well adjusted life.

I probably have the coolest wife there is but I snatched her up at 18. We traveled the globe and had a blast for ten years before we had kids.

But you must also be realistic about your standards. Most women keep a score card for everything. Your income and looks must trump or equal the mates of her social circle. Women are self loathing imbeciles and can never be happy if her friends husband is better looking or makes more money. She will resent you for it because most women arent spiritual beings. They are all different levels of prostitutes. They think their pussy has value because they don't know how to interpret men's lust.

Anyway you're screwed.
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I really have no hope of ever finding a good, quality woman.

Which is fine, because that isn't even a priority for me anyway.

Relationships are just too much trouble. Not worth all the headache for a few minutes worth of sex.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39617624


Seriously, you scare me because you believe a relationship revolves solely upon sex instead of two people helping each other through life.
 Quoting: SilverPatriot


why would i goof with a woman for no sex?

I have men friends for that.
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Re: dateable women
what percentage of women between 25-30 are dateable?

she must not have: children, had an abortion, divorce, stds or tattoos
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about 10%.

50% excluded by tattoo.
at least 10% for marriage/kids
another 10% for abortion
10% for stds

half of the remainder undesirable for other reasons.

odds only go lower as you wait, bro,
clock is ticking.

lmao
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you forgot lesbian %
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Re: dateable women
Still probably a higher % than men.
Given your search criteria, also must subtract for the queers, drug addicts and
basement dwelling losers, oops, I mean 'gamers'.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7157089


What is it about video games that women despise so much? I know gamers from all walks of life.I play EVE with an aeronautical engineer and a PhD. I am one myself and own my own business, so your moronic stereotype says more about you than "gamers".
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what percentage of women between 25-30 are dateable?

she must not have: children, had an abortion, divorce, stds or tattoos
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You'll need to go to that Christard dating site...no they're just reformed...you're fucked!
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Re: dateable women
Still probably a higher % than men.
Given your search criteria, also must subtract for the queers, drug addicts and
basement dwelling losers, oops, I mean 'gamers'.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7157089


What is it about video games that women despise so much? I know gamers from all walks of life.I play EVE with an aeronautical engineer and a PhD. I am one myself and own my own business, so your moronic stereotype says more about you than "gamers".
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 51997684


I'm a dude and I can agree that gamers suck. It's so unproductive and such a waste of time. There's no value in playing video games. And dudes spend hours and hours playing the shit. It just screams pathetic. It's even worse than dudes who worship homo erotic sports like the NFL.

Women want a real fuckin man. A dude who is outside running marathons, hiking mountains, taking the world by storm. I don't blame the chicks at all. And I capitalized on it during college when all the sorry ass losers were glued to their TV I was out banging countless hot chicks that were dying for mans attention. Not ignoring them for some psycho addiction video fuckin game.

If you play for an hour or two a week thats cool. Anything more and I'll be long dicking your girlfriend.
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Re: dateable women
I think you just got your answer! haha! None! They are all taken!
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it is sad how broken modern women are
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blair
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What is it about video games that women despise so much? I know gamers from all walks of life.I play EVE with an aeronautical engineer and a PhD. I am one myself and own my own business, so your moronic stereotype says more about you than "gamers".
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 51997684


youse guys really don't know?

games are a direct competition to women.

I mean, I know a few gamers. Given a choice
between dating and gaming, they'll take gaming.

Okay, now, if there's guaranteed sex, they
might take the sex first but only for 15 or
20 minutes and only if it's guaranteed.
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Re: dateable women
Still probably a higher % than men.
Given your search criteria, also must subtract for the queers, drug addicts and
basement dwelling losers, oops, I mean 'gamers'.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7157089


What is it about video games that women despise so much? I know gamers from all walks of life.I play EVE with an aeronautical engineer and a PhD. I am one myself and own my own business, so your moronic stereotype says more about you than "gamers".
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 51997684


gamers thing is really old. there are many female gamers, just ignore the old stereotype, its fading anyway
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I think you just got your answer! haha! None! They are all taken!
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it is sad how broken modern women are
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most of the men make a matching set
Worry is a misuse of the imagination.
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The problem is finding a woman who is AWAKE. If she's into Cosmo or MTV then all you can do is piss sperm in her face and walk out like you just took a shit.

A REAL woman, one who is enlightened, is not a slave to fashion but is still clean and presentable. She will appreciate simplicity, conservatism, and chastity. She will not be influenced or led by others. But at the same time she won't be a high-brow obstinant cunt who thinks her morning bowel movement doesn't stain the walls.

Essentially Op, you're shit out of luck. But fortunately, men do not
Need or require a woman to be happy and live a well adjusted life.

I probably have the coolest wife there is but I snatched her up at 18. We traveled the globe and had a blast for ten years before we had kids.

But you must also be realistic about your standards. Most women keep a score card for everything. Your income and looks must trump or equal the mates of her social circle. Women are self loathing imbeciles and can never be happy if her friends husband is better looking or makes more money. She will resent you for it because most women arent spiritual beings. They are all different levels of prostitutes. They think their pussy has value because they don't know how to interpret men's lust.

Anyway you're screwed.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49551041


That is the most accurate description of most women I have read. Glad you found the one. I'll just have to settle for what I've got.

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