I am Big Oil, and I am here to invalidate Ethanol

Ethanol has been in production for decades as a drinkable substance, but I want you to know that the VERY SECOND ethanol threatens my deathgrip on energy by being proposed as an automotive fuel, my trolls and I will post all kinds of "reports" that will
"prove" that ethanol production will DESTROY THE WORLD. I'm not kidding guys, if you even *think* about buying a Flex-Fuel car then a comet sent by nancy and the zetas will destroy all life on Earth as we know it.