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I've been in contact with numerous extra terrestrials. First, the good news.

 
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I've been in contact with numerous extra terrestrials. First, the good news.
I've been in contact with 3 different species of aliens. I have had deep, and meaningful conversations with the friendly ones, and heated arguments with the ones trying to control Earth.

The friendly species look nothing like the Nordic archetype. One species looks like a bi pedal arachnid, and the other, cannot be described with human language. The latter species might be inter-dimensional. They both have the ability to time travel, but the futures they have witnessed are only branched off from our present. If we listen to them, we can achieve the great things they have witnessed.

The hostile species, hates humans. They see us as a primitive species. They see us as apes, although according to all 3 species, we are not descended from them. All 3 species find it saddening that the majority of our race, believes we evolved from ape. The friendly species is saddened, because we lost our spirituality, the hostile, because to them, we are a disgrace to space exploring races.

The friendly species have told me, humans need to accept that we were created, to even have a chance to survive the upcoming Earth wars. The hostile species wants to make us slaves, to mine resources, and to be used as food for theyre other alien slaves.

The time is coming soon, and we need to make a choice.
Jews, Illuminati, and freemasons, OH MY!
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2 Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz.

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[link to youtu.be]
And. . . Whats the good news?
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alien war?
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Re: I've been in contact with numerous extra terrestrials. First, the good news.
OP is a nordic type alien, posting to deceive you into his trap. I repeat NORDIC TYPE ALIENS ARE THE ENEMY OF HUMANS!
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One species looks like a bi pedal arachnid
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gaah

"You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger"
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OP is a nordic type alien, posting to deceive you into his trap. I repeat NORDIC TYPE ALIENS ARE THE ENEMY OF HUMANS!
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Notice OP ignores this posting. Typical shill behavior. Don't believe ANY aliens are good for humanity. It's a trap and they all seek to enslave us willingly.
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Always remember we have Free Will that cannot be taken, and we are all part of the One.

hf
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This.

Blindly follow nothing.

We are NOT lesser than they are.

We are just fresher from "ONE" than they are.
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Re: I've been in contact with numerous extra terrestrials. First, the good news.
OP is a nordic type alien, posting to deceive you into his trap. I repeat NORDIC TYPE ALIENS ARE THE ENEMY OF HUMANS!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 53018313


Notice OP ignores this posting. Typical shill behavior. Don't believe ANY aliens are good for humanity. It's a trap and they all seek to enslave us willingly.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 53018313


everyone knows the reptilians are the master alien race. they buttfuck the Nordics and greys just to hear them cry.
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Re: I've been in contact with numerous extra terrestrials. First, the good news.
OP is a nordic type alien, posting to deceive you into his trap. I repeat NORDIC TYPE ALIENS ARE THE ENEMY OF HUMANS!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 53018313


Notice OP ignores this posting. Typical shill behavior. Don't believe ANY aliens are good for humanity. It's a trap and they all seek to enslave us willingly.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 53018313


everyone knows the reptilians are the master alien race. they buttfuck the Nordics and greys just to hear them cry.
 Quoting: pork fat rules


lol

True, yet these morans lap up the propaganda as if following the nordics, greys or the reptilians would produce a different result.

It's simply three faces on the same beast of enslavement.

How can these idiots not see this?
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Yes, we need to unite under a world government without corruption and without christards ruining our abortions.
Yes, we need to be star trek. We need to be Fazertards
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And. . . Whats the good news?
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^^^ OP?

uhoh
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david rackock can be czar of relious outreach. The black hole pope
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Yes, we need to unite under a world government without corruption and without christards ruining our abortions.
Yes, we need to be star trek. We need to be Fazertards
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you unite with the NWO and i'll unite with the NRA
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Instead of choosing the alien race to consider "friendly" and "good" perhaps you should be planning how to fight them all?

We are human beings, and not one of them. And as such, joining them would be like a white guy becoming a "wigger" because blacks are cool in the ghetto.
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Yes, we need to unite under a world government without corruption and without christards ruining our abortions.
Yes, we need to be star trek. We need to be Fazertards
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you unite with the NWO and i'll unite with the NRA
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why do you need a group?
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you're not a sheep
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Instead of choosing the alien race to consider "friendly" and "good" perhaps you should be planning how to fight them all?

We are human beings, and not one of them. And as such, joining them would be like a white guy becoming a "wigger" because blacks are cool in the ghetto.
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who you calling wigger, BOY ?
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Um...is this real?
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Um...is this real?
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ohyeah
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Re: I've been in contact with numerous extra terrestrials. First, the good news.
I've been in contact with 3 different species of aliens. I have had deep, and meaningful conversations with the friendly ones, and heated arguments with the ones trying to control Earth.

The friendly species look nothing like the Nordic archetype. One species looks like a bi pedal arachnid, and the other, cannot be described with human language. The latter species might be inter-dimensional. They both have the ability to time travel, but the futures they have witnessed are only branched off from our present. If we listen to them, we can achieve the great things they have witnessed.

The hostile species, hates humans. They see us as a primitive species. They see us as apes, although according to all 3 species, we are not descended from them. All 3 species find it saddening that the majority of our race, believes we evolved from ape. The friendly species is saddened, because we lost our spirituality, the hostile, because to them, we are a disgrace to space exploring races.

The friendly species have told me, humans need to accept that we were created, to even have a chance to survive the upcoming Earth wars. The hostile species wants to make us slaves, to mine resources, and to be used as food for theyre other alien slaves.

The time is coming soon, and we need to make a choice.
 Quoting: the amazing dandy doodle


To bad you haven't evolved enough to still stereo type people like your post and avatar suggest.
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do any of them want to eat us?
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Re: I've been in contact with numerous extra terrestrials. First, the good news.
I've been in contact with 3 different species of aliens. I have had deep, and meaningful conversations with the friendly ones, and heated arguments with the ones trying to control Earth.

The friendly species look nothing like the Nordic archetype. One species looks like a bi pedal arachnid, and the other, cannot be described with human language. The latter species might be inter-dimensional. They both have the ability to time travel, but the futures they have witnessed are only branched off from our present. If we listen to them, we can achieve the great things they have witnessed.

The hostile species, hates humans. They see us as a primitive species. They see us as apes, although according to all 3 species, we are not descended from them. All 3 species find it saddening that the majority of our race, believes we evolved from ape. The friendly species is saddened, because we lost our spirituality, the hostile, because to them, we are a disgrace to space exploring races.

The friendly species have told me, humans need to accept that we were created, to even have a chance to survive the upcoming Earth wars. The hostile species wants to make us slaves, to mine resources, and to be used as food for theyre other alien slaves.

The time is coming soon, and we need to make a choice.
 Quoting: the amazing dandy doodle


Proof or stfu? And where did we come from then?
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do any of them want to eat us?
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the reptilians would just as well eat your face as as look at you. if you ever meet one up close, it is too late.
If it ain't fried in Lard, it ain't real food.
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do any of them want to eat us?
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Depends on your diet. If you only eat vegetables, Lucifer won't eat you (rumor)
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do any of them want to eat us?
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the reptilians would just as well eat your face as as look at you. if you ever meet one up close, it is too late.
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what if they aren't hungry right then? would they eat me anyway?
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do any of them want to eat us?
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Depends on your diet. If you only eat vegetables, Lucifer won't eat you (rumor)
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maybe he is a reptilian and that way i can stave them off with vegetables.
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What kind of time traveling alien needs to "mine" For resources.
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Mix in a little bit of truth: "We were created and did not evolve from apes"
Add a whole bunch of bullshit: "I met with and spoke with good aliens"
And you have a shitload of dumb people following you down to hell.

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