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What advice would you give a younger you?

 
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What advice would you give a younger you?
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Re: What advice would you give a younger you?
Take less shit & learn fearlessness earlier on.
Life is karma and karma always reflects both past and present circumstance. Our time here is short, so choose carefully and behave well, for all of your tomorrows are presently being decided.

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Re: What advice would you give a younger you?
Bang em all...
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Re: What advice would you give a younger you?
Run, run far. Just pack and go now..then I would dot my eye so I wouldn't forget.
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Re: What advice would you give a younger you?
Don't put the pussy on a pedestal. .. its never unattainable and quite easy to get.
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Re: What advice would you give a younger you?
"Don't ever shape or change yourself for anyone or anything"

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Re: What advice would you give a younger you?
Take less shit & learn fearlessness earlier on.
 Quoting: Lady Jane Smith


Yep that lesson earlier in life would have been on my Top Ten list for sure.


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Re: What advice would you give a younger you?
If I could go back in time, I would advise myself to not get married, to move away from home. Far away. Maybe join a convent. I'm Baptist, but maybe they would take me if I begged. I can't pray to marry or bow to statues, but I can say repetitive prayers like a champ. Does that count for anything?
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Re: What advice would you give a younger you?
Or we could have moved away to college far away from these people. Especially my sisters. I could have had a life in Alaska. I probably would fit in in Alaska.
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Re: What advice would you give a younger you?
Buy all the gold you could instead of beer.

Sell the gold 18 years later and much much better quality beer.
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Re: What advice would you give a younger you?
Stay the course. Don't mess with the timeline.
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Re: What advice would you give a younger you?
Don't put the pussy on a pedestal. .. its never unattainable and quite easy to get.
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You have an obsession. Geez. It's not all about sex, dude. Only maybe 5% of life is about sex. You are so narrow on your focus. You really should think about other things.
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Re: What advice would you give a younger you?
Save for retirement at 18 on up.
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Re: What advice would you give a younger you?
"Don't ever shape or change yourself for anyone or anything"

hf
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Re: What advice would you give a younger you?
Five things:

1. Read the bible. Learn it's principles. Know Jesus. Trust God above all else.

2. If you don't know something, don't just take someone else's word for it..even if that person is an "Authority" or "Expert". Always confirm it for yourself with primary sources. And even then, it may be incorrect.

3. NEVER sell your soul for anything. Not for money. Not for love. Not for anything that exists in this world. It is the most precious thing you have. It is better to be impoverished and live with a clean conscience in freedom, then to be rich but PWND by another.

4. What you don't have in your head will most likely end up coming out of your wallet. Learn to be independent, knowledgable, skillful, and self sufficient.

5. Remember that your imperfect, even sometimes when you are certain your in the right, you may actually be in the wrong. For this reason be quick to forgive and slow to judge others. Let God be the final arbitrator of your actions. (See Point #1.)
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Re: What advice would you give a younger you?
Be careful who you choose to have kids with.
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Re: What advice would you give a younger you?
Cheer up buttercup. The one who left never was man enough stay.
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Re: What advice would you give a younger you?
Buy gold and silver, it was cheaper when I was younger.

Marry someone smart, not like the dumbass that waas a serial cheater.
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Re: What advice would you give a younger you?
to not fuck those whores in NYC that night...
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Re: What advice would you give a younger you?
Don't change for anybody, and keep up the good work you little fuckin hell razer, you are RIGHT to want the wholesale destruction of society, fuck THEIR law, such are the righteous, few are your number, and know without doubt that GOD is on YOUR side, fuck what 'they' say
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Re: What advice would you give a younger you?
Be careful who you choose to have kids with.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 51021607


This one is also on my Top Ten List...

So important !



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Re: What advice would you give a younger you?
never start drinking
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Re: What advice would you give a younger you?
Quit school immediately
Phone work and book out sick on February 9th, 1979.
Beware of the matrix of evil around you (give details)
Buy gold and silver at cheaper prices
Buy shares in Apple Computers
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Re: What advice would you give a younger you?
never start drinking
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" It's only when you see a mosquito landing on your testicles that you realize that there is always a way to solve problems without using violence. "
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Re: What advice would you give a younger you?
Take classes on how to take care of everyone.
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Re: What advice would you give a younger you?
Work for yourself!
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Re: What advice would you give a younger you?
never start drinking
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:dafuqpaul:
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Re: What advice would you give a younger you?
My deception.
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Re: What advice would you give a younger you?
study

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Re: What advice would you give a younger you?
Winning lotto numbers
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Re: What advice would you give a younger you?
Be careful who you choose to have kids with.
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Yup x 2

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