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North Korea beats all others in space race sends first man to sun!

 
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North Korea beats all others in space race sends first man to sun!
I know this is satire ... at least I hope it is but this is too good not to share!

THE STATE News Agency of North Korea has confirmed today that the country has become the first in the world to ever land a man on the sun.

It reported that astronaut Hung Il Gong left for the sun on a specially designed rocket ship at approximately 3am this morning.

Hung, who traveled alone, reached his destination some four hours later, landing his craft on the far side of the lonely star.

[link to waterfordwhispersnews.com]

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rofl

Be eating our own hats if it was true though Lmao
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Oh, he landed on the back side of the Sun

That makes it safely feasible -- at least for a heroic NorK astronaut
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Oh, he landed on the back side of the Sun

That makes it safely feasible -- at least for a heroic NorK astronaut
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AND he traveled at night!
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