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When Stephen Hawing is roasting in Hell for denying creationism, will they let him bring his wheelchair?

 
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When Stephen Hawing is roasting in Hell for denying creationism, will they let him bring his wheelchair?
Or will he just kind of flop around in the pools of fire? Also, what about his voice-to-speech thingie? Will he be able to articulate the pain of trillions of years of torment using that robot speech, or will he just howl in inhoherent agony?
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Re: When Stephen Hawing is roasting in Hell for denying creationism, will they let him bring his wheelchair?
He is not dead, so he still has time to accept Jesus.
1 John 1–3._ 1Beloved, do not believe every spirit, but test the spirits, whether they are of God; because many false prophets have gone out into the world. 2By this you know the Spirit of God: Every spirit that confesses that Jesus Christ has come in the flesh is of God, 3and every spirit that does not confess that Jesus Christ has come in the flesh is not of God.

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Re: When Stephen Hawing is roasting in Hell for denying creationism, will they let him bring his wheelchair?
You're an idiot...
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Re: When Stephen Hawing is roasting in Hell for denying creationism, will they let him bring his wheelchair?
Fucking retard. I hope hawking blinks his eyes and activates the shit head beam on you.
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Re: When Stephen Hawing is roasting in Hell for denying creationism, will they let him bring his wheelchair?
Don't blame Hawking. He is a victim of TPTB. He is really a vegetable , and his computer is controlled by scientists who work for the Illuminati, to help preach the lie of evolution and a heliocentric solar system.

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Re: When Stephen Hawing is roasting in Hell for denying creationism, will they let him bring his wheelchair?
Or will he just kind of flop around in the pools of fire? Also, what about his voice-to-speech thingie? Will he be able to articulate the pain of trillions of years of torment using that robot speech, or will he just howl in inhoherent agony?
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he will be in mental and emotional hell, since he's accustomed to being touted as "something special" in this satanic dominion herebelow

he won't receive the same reception during the Millennium, and may not make it into the Eternity at all, remains to be seen

he won't be disabled in his original spiritual bodily form however, not physically at any rate, I can't vouch for his mental veracity in any regard

when he finds himself trapped on the wrong side of the gulf, incapable of entering into the City of Light and/or the land wherein Christ and the Godhead dwell, he will indeed notice the feeling of being outside with his nose pressed up against the glass

depending upon what harm he has done to others with his scientific extrapolations for tptb he may well wind up in a form of purgatory befitting his crimes accordingly

if ego is his problem they have ways of dealing with such, by deflating the ego continually until one is no longer subject unto same

all in effort to allow him to become suitable to enter into any place in future tense where decent God loving persons dwell who have had their fill of that ilk in this present Age and will in no wise be made subject unto even their presence in future

that's why it's called Paradise, without doubt

in large part that's what constitutes same, the lack of an unpleasant ilk such as we've suffered here to date

we are taking the earth realm back, it will be under the jurisdiction of the living God, anything that doesn't emesh beautifully with such will be dispatched, low and behold, this is and will be their last hurrah and shortlived, at that
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Re: When Stephen Hawing is roasting in Hell for denying creationism, will they let him bring his wheelchair?
Don't blame Hawking. He is a victim of TPTB. He is really a vegetable , and his computer is controlled by scientists who work for the Illuminati, to help preach the lie of evolution and a heliocentric solar system.

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he has the ability to "just say no"

as do we all

period.
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Re: When Stephen Hawing is roasting in Hell for denying creationism, will they let him bring his wheelchair?
Don't blame Hawking. He is a victim of TPTB. He is really a vegetable , and his computer is controlled by scientists who work for the Illuminati, to help preach the lie of evolution and a heliocentric solar system.

hesright
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he has the ability to "just say no"

as do we all

period.
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People's who brains don't function beyond that of a cabbage, have the ability to say no.

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Re: When Stephen Hawing is roasting in Hell for denying creationism, will they let him bring his wheelchair?
You're a fucking idiot.

A true Christian would not judge.


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Re: When Stephen Hawing is roasting in Hell for denying creationism, will they let him bring his wheelchair?
Dandy-doodle's right. Hawking is a vegetable, completely now.
His handlers do all his talking for him. He has no say in the matter whatsoever.

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Re: When Stephen Hawing is roasting in Hell for denying creationism, will they let him bring his wheelchair?
when he finds himself trapped on the wrong side of the gulf, incapable of entering into the City of Light
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Incapable? The gates never close. Isaiah 60 points out that they remain open so that the "kings and armies" of the world can be brought within.

He'll be fine, even though he didn't choose Christianity™ like yous guys did.
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This is news to me
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Re: When Stephen Hawing is roasting in Hell for denying creationism, will they let him bring his wheelchair?
Or will he just kind of flop around in the pools of fire? Also, what about his voice-to-speech thingie? Will he be able to articulate the pain of trillions of years of torment using that robot speech, or will he just howl in inhoherent agony?
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I really think Hawking has the issue with St. Peter.
Peter never got the ramps built5a5a5a5a
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Re: When Stephen Hawing is roasting in Hell for denying creationism, will they let him bring his wheelchair?
The part where everybody is in a giant steel room and the floor heats up until you start hopping up and down because it burns your feet, would really suck if all you could do was lie there. Eventually it gets too hot and you collapse and melt, but for the interm it is a natural reflex.
Then you find yourself back and it starts over, I guess, as many times as necessary, until you figure a way out, or someone outside deems you worthy of reprieve.
with a wheel chair the tires would light on fire and stink and smoke everyone out, and all the burning crap from the chair, hopefully he gets his own torture area or one below similar turds, if there are any so decrepit

He might fair better on some of the other parts, like the goading and tempting to take part to have them ease up, which may seem appealing at the time but only extends your stay and makes it worse, but if your all crippled, lying like a sack of shit on the ground, there's not much job opportunity, besides mouthpiece, or a Robocop demon suit maybe.

That would suck being tormented by evil robotic Hawking
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will they let him bring his wheelchair?
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Yes but only after they put square wheels on it.
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Re: When Stephen Hawing is roasting in Hell for denying creationism, will they let him bring his wheelchair?
I fuckin' laughed so hard when I read this thread title...
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Re: When Stephen Hawing is roasting in Hell for denying creationism, will they let him bring his wheelchair?
If you are serious with this post you are a complete idiot.
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Re: When Stephen Hawing is roasting in Hell for denying creationism, will they let him bring his wheelchair?
You're a fucking idiot.

A true Christian would not judge.


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Moran, please.

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And you think this because......? Do you know he is wrong, or are you just spouting off what others have told you, just curious.
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Re: When Stephen Hawing is roasting in Hell for denying creationism, will they let him bring his wheelchair?
I don't know if they will let him keep his wheelchair. We should ask someone who is an authority on God like Mullah Mohammed Omar.

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Re: When Stephen Hawing is roasting in Hell for denying creationism, will they let him bring his wheelchair?
Or will he just kind of flop around in the pools of fire? Also, what about his voice-to-speech thingie? Will he be able to articulate the pain of trillions of years of torment using that robot speech, or will he just howl in inhoherent agony?
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wow, the depth of your christicon sadism is profound.
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Re: When Stephen Hawing is roasting in Hell for denying creationism, will they let him bring his wheelchair?
Or will he just kind of flop around in the pools of fire? Also, what about his voice-to-speech thingie? Will he be able to articulate the pain of trillions of years of torment using that robot speech, or will he just howl in inhoherent agony?
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Stop killing whales Japan.
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Karma will get you OP
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atheists/pagans/new agers have torturistic conception of hell. Its disturbing considering what they did in rome
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Re: When Stephen Hawing is roasting in Hell for denying creationism, will they let him bring his wheelchair?
Don't blame Hawking. He is a victim of TPTB. He is really a vegetable , and his computer is controlled by scientists who work for the Illuminati, to help preach the lie of evolution and a heliocentric solar system.

hesright
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He also denies that it's turtles all the way down. Burn him!

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Re: When Stephen Hawing is roasting in Hell for denying creationism, will they let him bring his wheelchair?
Or will he just kind of flop around in the pools of fire? Also, what about his voice-to-speech thingie? Will he be able to articulate the pain of trillions of years of torment using that robot speech, or will he just howl in inhoherent agony?
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I think maybe you're confused..there is no hell

even the church admits that..ohh and theres no god either
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When you die and meet your own end, what ever it may be, will you apologize for supporting the rape and murder of millions and millions of people throughout history?
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They roast you in hell for denying creationism? What a merciful god.


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