When Jesus Comes Back, Would You Want Him To Post On GLP . . . what types of questions would you want to ask?

Id probably invite him to dinner...

What took you so long?

His not coming back , except maybe the wisdom of his teachings.

His basic wisdom teaching was that He would come back.

In a time when all hell was breaking loose, pandemics looming, wars and rumors of wars, ET's active in controlling the world . . .

all of that is happening right now

<<what took you so long>>
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great question

I'd want to ask, "where have you been the past 2000 years?"

did we Murder enuff people in your name?
that IS what we were told to do right ???

If Jesus posted on GLP NO one would believe him for a start.

This place is so full of fucktards who reckon they speak to aliens (Nancy...Laura..etc) and so many people here reckon they are "Insiders" Or great acended master or some utter BULLSHIT!!!

So IF Jesus showed up he would be laughed off and trolled to peices.

After which He would give up and tell you what I tell you all....


YOU ARE ALL SO VERY VERY DOOOOOOOMED!!!!

Turn some water into some good wine! THat must have been awesome!!!!!

If that god-damned bastard comes back again, I want to be the one to drive the nails in!

I want to be the one to drive the nails in!
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He's Been there and Done that

Why don't you ask Him to remove the nails from your hands and feet?

THE DOOM
User ID: 76931
6/9/2006 12:31 AM

"This place is so full of fucktards"

Do you realize how fucktarded this statement makes you look?

Christ has been here since 1950,as a man who suffers all of the ills any 56 year old can.He lived 50 years not knowing he was the Christ,but was awakened to this reality in 2000.Born dirt poor and a commoner he has seen death and destruction and has wondered why. He is'nt all knowing and actually could'nt wrap his brain around the Idea of a God who could be so vengeful and petty as most religions have painted him.He did have a epiphany of biblical proportions and does have a slight hook on knowing how much God loves us all and that we are in an encredible time.Christ does'nt have an answer for everything,though his father does.An inkling of what is to come is in this analogy;Think of the love you have for the one person in your life that is everything to you.Now take that feeling and magnify it one thousand times and your not even close to how much God loves you.He gave you all free will to do with your life as you want to.If he stepped in and took someone elses free will to satisfy your sense of justice,he would have to take yours away to satisfy theirs.This physical life is NOT the end.It is only the beginning.We are here to learn to love ourselves, each other,the planet and the animals.Peace y'all

Question:

Last time you were here you got nailed to some wood, this time will you get a better lawyer?

the date 1950 rules me out